Shepard - "Daughter, I think it's time we have ourselves talk.."
Miranda - "Oh no.. not this."
Shep - "You see.. when a man loves a woman... he'll take her to wonderful places. Either across the galaxy.. or in your mom and I's case.. the bed."
Miri - "And when a woman loves a man.."
Shepard - "She should DEFINATLY not send his entire platoon to god know's WHAT planet to get eaten by thresher maws.."
Daughter - "Wait.. what?"
Miri - "Shepard! I told you I didn't have anything to do with that!"
Shep - "Did I say massacre your unit? I mean she'll occasionally use Slam and cause you to Overload..
Miri - "SHEPARD!"
Garrus - "You know, Shepard.. always like to savor that last shot before poppin' the heat sink.."
*Miri and Daughter look at Garrus, mouth's agape*
Garrus - "What?"
Shep, smirking - "You know Miri.. accepts nothing but the best.."
Garrus - "Dueces."
*Fist bump*
Shep - "Oh, come on, Miri. Don't give me that coy look. You know all it does is enchant me.."
Sandal - "Enchantment?"
Garrus - "Oh for @#%$'s sake.."
Sandal - "Enchantment!"
Modifié par Rathias0114, 11 février 2010 - 07:13 .