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[eurohunk2]

wow good luck reloading every freaking 10 seconds cause without any healing stuff especially during dragon and ogre fights you will get pwned.

[HeathenKing]

flamechamp23 wrote...

I shall start out on nightmare difficulty.  I will promise myself a few things- I will drink no health potions throughout my entire playthroughs, I absolutely won't make any of my mages a healer even in the slightest, and I will never pause the game to rethink my strategies.

People call me the "Father of Rpg gamers."  This is a prestigious title I was born with.  I will not have a tank in my party.  I absolutely do not use shields.  I will go in and pull a few groups of enemies and kill them with a 2 hand sword.  Life is too short to play cautious and fight with a 1h weapon & shield.


I shall create "challenges" on this board and distinguish the professionals from the clowns.  One man party challenges and no choosing talents' challenges are where its at.  I do not want people complaining about the difficulty of dragon age origions while playing on normal, because i will be owning on nightmare.  Dragon age origions will be the best rpg ever.  Let the games begin.

Compensating for your short comings in reality, eh?
No matter. The rest of us will be too busy actually enjoying the game to care for your meaningless 'acomplishments.'
Enjoy your eternity of virginity.

Modifié par HeathenKing, 16 octobre 2009 - 03:49 .

[lv12medic]

Tanks are great and all but I don't know if anyone would want to romance someone that weighs 50+ tons, has a tendency to break down if neglected from proper maintenance and smells of grease, diesel, and sulfur...

Bah-zing.

[RiianTheBrute]

ahahahaha

No.

[relentlessimp]

lv12medic wrote...

Tanks are great and all but I don't know if anyone would want to romance someone that weighs 50+ tons, has a tendency to break down if neglected from proper maintenance and smells of grease, diesel, and sulfur...
Bah-zing.

You kidding? Kaylee (from Firefly) would marry it.

[JEBesh]

You're all just jealous of his greatness.

[Napoleon1853]

This thread made me lol some.

[daem3an]

Awesome. I'm still laughing at the original post.

Once the game's out I expect to see a 'dead is dead' challenge - who can get the farthest (on at least hard) without getting any characters knocked out.

[Cuuniyevo]

The best part is that all of that information is in the character page so we'll all be able to tell whether or not someone's bluffing.

[Rivie]

Yeah, good luck with that.

[Maria Caliban]

+1 to the people who are taking this thead in the spirit of fun.



-1 to people who are just insulting the original poster

[LdyShayna]

Maria Caliban wrote...

+1 to the people who are taking this thead in the spirit of fun.

-1 to people who are just insulting the original poster

Are these influence modifications?  Do some quests open up if we get high enough influence?

[JEBesh]

Maria Caliban wrote...

+1 to the people who are taking this thead in the spirit of fun.

-1 to people who are just insulting the original poster

Can I has cookie, Maria?

[Maria Caliban]

Bats flitter through the night air and there appear to be raccoons under the sanctum. The man and dog have left the block. You can sense your neighbors and someone zooming through the area, probably in a car.

LdyShayna wrote...

Are these influence modifications?  Do some quests open up if we get high enough influence?

They’re influence points. With them, you can buy exclusive Maria items, quests, avatars and dialogues.

JEBesh wrote...

Can I has cookie, Maria?

Such as cookies.

[JEBesh]

Wait, wait; I didn't know I could use them to buy other Maria items. Can I have a refund?

[Mordaedil]

Oh, fine, I'll play along.

Nightmare difficulty? You think you're hawt ****, huh? Well, I'll be modding the game so that it plays like a ROGUE-like. Then when I die, I will have a script run that deletes my save game and prints "WIMP!" all over my screen.

Then I'll post it here so you can download it and win at something. Failure.



PS: Being a "father of modern RPG's" is kinda like admitting you can fit a hand into a glove. It's redundant and void of skill.

[Calibisto]

Maria Caliban wrote...

+1 to the people who are taking this thead in the spirit of fun.

-1 to people who are just insulting the original poster

I don think people are insulting him, just questioning his judgement.

[RedShft]

Jimmyduudah wrote...

You can't beat my mage Jeremiah (pictured in my avatar). He may look like he's frightened out of his wits but it's just his nature to be afraid and it's only natural - he's seen the sacred ashes video and knows theres a meeting with a dragon in his future....

LMFAO! I love your portrait!

[Mordaedil]

Calibisto wrote...
I don think people are insulting him, just questioning his judgement.

There is some poop flinging going on as well, last page someone called the OP an eternal virgin. Although probably not with mean intentions, it could have been done in a more amusing way.

[Rivie]

Yep. If he's serious, I sincerely wish him good luck since that's gonna be a really tough challenge. If he's not... still a crazy plan.

[Darthnemesis2]

Umm, yeah. OP, I'm happy for you, and imma let you finish, I just wanted to say that my Rogue will only be putting attributes into magic, will only use one rusty kitchen knife, walk naked through the deep roads, and reject any form of help or aid... so I am by far the best dragon age origins player on planet earth.

[Shattered Shield]

why does this guy sound familiar to me JBesh? it feels like our old short lived friend from the site Fourm

[AutoCog]

This is pretty funny. Well, maybe just a bit.

[Arttis]

who cares

no one will believe you did it

its a single player game

and who cares come on

then i promise you this

i will not only touch you i will punch your title in the face by soloing nightmare with my eyes closed and not dying once