FemShep Best Romance?
#1
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:21
#2
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:21
#3
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:25
#4
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:25
Garrus likes bad techno music, and buys cheap wine.
Jacob looks like Kanye West and'll probably go something like "Hey, Shepard, I'ma let you finish but this is the worst sex I've had of all time! Of all time!"
Thane'll probably just end up coughing all over your face and ruin the moment.
Kelly just has hideous eyebrows, and is freaking annoying. I know damn well when there's a message in my private terminal.
Modifié par The Gay Warden, 06 février 2010 - 07:29 .
#5
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:25
Jacob is more of a run of the mill romance, it's well pieced and the most graphic of the three. I like the way he's built
Thane is deep, soulful, touching, and heart felt, but it; like Garrus's is not very graphic. I've heard a few people say it was the best, but I just can't really get attached to a dead-man. You're just beating yourself up, like with cancer patients.
Garrus is much more light hearted, awkward and playful until the final scene where it continues to get MORE awkward to the point of cuteness overload, and then gets really sweet.
#6
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:25
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
Kelly!
How did you acquire that profile pic?
#7
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:25
But at the end of the day Kelly > All.
#8
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:27
Mystranna Kelteel wrote...
Kelly!
I knew that was coming! I was gonna write something aboutcha saying so in my previous post, but I added too much and thought you'd have already posted anyways.
#9
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:32
Kelly was very well done until the pay off... ugh. Who wrote that a 15 year old boy?
#10
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:33
editing to agree: definitely my femshep was more connected to Samara....ah well..
Modifié par Championette, 06 février 2010 - 07:34 .
#11
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:34
BLUE ROSE OF BIOWARE FORUM
LET ME TAKE YOU BACK TO PRIVATE CHAT
WHERE YOUR ROOTS CAN GROW STRONG
#12
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:36
#13
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:41
He just tries to emulate the human courting practices (music, dance, wine, compliments) but he has no real understanding of it so it ends with that hillarious trainwreckThe Gay Warden wrote...
Garrus likes bad techno music, and buys cheap wine.
Still, his relationship is the only one that really make some sense given history of both him and Shepard. The others are so fast to happen they're more like some sort of a fling.
#14
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:49
Modifié par Tamyn, 06 février 2010 - 07:50 .
#15
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:12
#16
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:13
And will someone please escort Garrus into the Medbay to clean up the blood, heal his scars and fix his armor? I paid 50k for that sucker, use it!
#17
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:13
flem1 wrote...
but emo reptile and disfigured reptile? Really?
To be fair, Garrus is really more of a cricket.
#18
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:13
#19
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:15
Modifié par Lyrandori, 06 février 2010 - 08:17 .
#20
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:15
The Gay Warden wrote...
Jacob looks like Kanye West and'll probably go something like "Hey, Shepard, I'ma let you finish but this is the worst sex I've had of all time! Of all time!"
+1 internets
#21
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:15
ZenJitsu wrote...
And will someone please escort Garrus into the Medbay to clean up the blood, heal his scars and fix his armor? I paid 50k for that sucker, use it!
#22
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:17
"Be alive with me tonight..." That lingered with me.
#23
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:20
WilliamShatner wrote...
ZenJitsu wrote...
And will someone please escort Garrus into the Medbay to clean up the blood, heal his scars and fix his armor? I paid 50k for that sucker, use it!
The med bay upgrade wouldn't work unless Cerberus gave him the same nano-machines they gave Shepard.
#24
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Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:25
Guest_Jeirt_*
Garrus' romance option was a bit too sexual for me. I mean, in the end it actually gets really cute, but oh well.
#25
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:34
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And then FemShep slept with Jacob anyway, for the lulz.




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