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#2676
Tellervo

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soignee wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

sup bro, link me to your next slashfic? I'm sure some bored housewives and desperate nerds are looking forward to a good time. I expect no criticism from them, just instant praise for a wonderfully written character that gets laid and has a power level of >9000


kay on it. But It's going to be Sly Stallone and his doomed love affair with Zevran.

Sly: *mumbles incoherently*
Zevran: What's this? Gloves?
Sly: Memrrhs. Maggrr.
Zevran: O ho. My Mother was Dalish.
Sly: dfn erof. Mrrm.

Then they did it, and Sly punched the Arch Demon in the throat.

The end.


Just so you guys know, I'm contracting the rest of N&A out to Soignee after reading this.  She has a much firmer grasp of the genre.

Modifié par Tellervo, 11 juillet 2010 - 04:14 .


#2677
Gilgamesh1138

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ROFL! Too funny!

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So, with the release of all the information we've recieved about DA2, Its caused me to take a step back from what I was planning with the fic. Now I have liberties and options that I wouldn't have considered before...



*high fives all ya'll* :D

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Leeaire wrote...

So, with the release of all the information we've recieved about DA2, Its caused me to take a step back from what I was planning with the fic. Now I have liberties and options that I wouldn't have considered before...

*high fives all ya'll* :D


How so? [interested here]

#2680
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If I were to tell, it would ruin the ending. lol...basically, i don't have as many restrictions with what I wanted to do with the Warden himself. Also, now I kinda know where to lead the story location wise near the end too.



More backstory will probably come too.

#2681
Shadow of Light Dragon

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But Dragon Age 3 could be about the Warden! XD

#2682
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Does anyone know if Jader was in Orlais or Ferelden? It's hard to tell on the map and I know Riordan is from Jader (but Alistair said from "Jader or Montsimmard") and he's a native Fereldan.
From the sound of it I'd say it is very close to the border.

Oh, and Bioware don't dare messing with my Wardens. That's my job now, go expand on the world and the lore. :devil:

Modifié par klarabella, 11 juillet 2010 - 08:22 .


#2683
Shadow of Light Dragon

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I don't know for sure, but I always assumed Jader to be in Orlais. Riordan says he's the Senior Warden of that city, which implied to me he 'works' there (as a GW HQ), not that he was born there.



Curious, because I would have assumed the Frostback Mountains to be a natural border between Orlais and Ferelden, and it definitely looks like Jader is on the east side. Maybe Orlais was able to retain hold on that one city or something, or maybe Orzammar and the nearby mountains aren't really considered Ferelden, given the dwarven occupation.



In short, dunno. :P

#2684
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I assumed it was in Orlais, too. I also wanted to put a GW HQ there with the male version of Leonie Caron in charge.
So I'm probably not too far off in my assumptions. :happy: Thank you.

I'm going to assume that after the Blight many Fereldans ended up there, trying to flee the Western Hills.

Modifié par klarabella, 11 juillet 2010 - 08:43 .


#2685
Shadow of Light Dragon

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No probs, but who is Leonie Caron? :)

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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
No probs, but who is Leonie Caron? :)

Isn't that the default name for the Orlesian Warden Commander in Awakening? :huh:

Edit: Oh, it is indeed. And the male version is Gerod Caron.

Modifié par klarabella, 11 juillet 2010 - 09:53 .


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Shadow of Light Dragon

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klarabella wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
No probs, but who is Leonie Caron? :)

Isn't that the default name for the Orlesian Warden Commander in Awakening? :huh:

Edit: Oh, it is indeed. And the male version is Gerod Caron.


Ahh, right. I only tried making an Orlesian Warden once and obviously didn't pay attention to the name. :D

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I somehow managed to complete the latest chapter in my story in under a day, even though I didn't expect to have it out for about a week.



How odd...

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klarabella wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
No probs, but who is Leonie Caron? :)

Isn't that the default name for the Orlesian Warden Commander in Awakening? :huh:

Edit: Oh, it is indeed. And the male version is Gerod Caron.

If you play as a human Orlesian, yeah. For elven and dwarven ones it's Elyon/Sidona Andras and Eram/Nika Kader respectively.

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Excuse me! I'll think you'll find it is Poirer Kader. *twirls his magnificent moustache and solves the Case Of The Murdered Nug" while doing so*

#2691
Raonar

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Soignee, I finally got to reading some of your story and I was like... wow. You really know how to depict everything. So much better than me.



"bows to the master"

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soignee wrote...

Excuse me! I'll think you'll find it is Poirer Kader. *twirls his magnificent moustache and solves the Case Of The Murdered Nug" while doing so*

Leliana, I think, would be most interested in your findings. Posted Image

#2693
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I see Jader as a town so close to the border of Orlais that they may be Ferelden, but they have a lot of influence from Orlais. Like the area of Alsace Lorraine, which is in France, but has a lot of German influence. If any of my gibberish makes sense.



@ soignee...*GLOMP*

#2694
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If we're still undecided about Jader then the wiki says it's the nearest major Orlesian city to Ferelden and Aura's letter from Jader makes it sound like she's not in Ferelden.



Dearest Kristoff,



My sister and her babe are well. I shall leave Jader as soon as they're settled. Expect me at Vigil's Keep within the month.



Ferelden is cold and wet, so make sure your socks are dry before you put them on. I know how it is with men. You can slay a thousand darkspawn, but when it comes to clean clothes and dry socks, you're hopeless! I can't wait to see you.



Love, Aura



#2695
Gilgamesh1138

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Then really close to the border of Ferelden and Orlais but on the Orlais side. Like Alsace Lorraine? And Riordan's accent was Orlesian to me. So that would make sense. Really close enough to have heavy influence from the cultures of both countries, so Riordan would be a natural choice to send in as he said. And yet it is more the clime of Orlais?

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

I see Jader as a town so close to the border of Orlais that they may be Ferelden, but they have a lot of influence from Orlais. Like the area of Alsace Lorraine, which is in France, but has a lot of German influence. If any of my gibberish makes sense.

@ soignee...*GLOMP*

Perfect sense.  I think it's like that in most border cities to some degree.  I live in one, and even though the cultural differences between the US and Canada aren't major, I can definately see more that reminds me of home when I'm in Canada than I do even in other parts of New York (much less the rest of the US.)  I would imagine in a culture like Thedas it would be even more previlant.  I've spent my life surrounded by American mass media influencing me, after all, while someone in that era wouldn't have television, radio, etc to impact their culture.  Geographical proximity would have a lot more to do with influence.

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Sarah1281 wrote...

soignee wrote...

Excuse me! I'll think you'll find it is Poirer Kader. *twirls his magnificent moustache and solves the Case Of The Murdered Nug" while doing so*

Leliana, I think, would be most interested in your findings. Posted Image


You've just prompted me to write a short story about this.

WHY WHY I DO THIS. Another hour and it should be done.

I do eet for the lulz. THE LULZ.

@Raonar, thanks for nice words I do not know how to respond other then awkward mumblings and the apologies for the lapse of grammar fail and/or OH LOOK MISSA IS NAKED AGAIN moments which some people do not like and okay i will stop talking now

#2698
Gilgamesh1138

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ROFL but I love Missa naked! As if there is something wrong with that! PFFFffffftt! Silly people.

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Raonar

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soignee wrote...


@Raonar, thanks for nice words I do not know how to respond other then awkward mumblings and the apologies for the lapse of grammar fail and/or OH LOOK MISSA IS NAKED AGAIN moments which some people do not like and okay i will stop talking now


Heh. It's just so obvious when I read it that you've been doing this for so much longer than I have. At elast now I know what to work on :P

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Just got a review that made me snort. "Alistair and Leliana are whiny traitors!" I must be doing something right :).