soignee wrote...
Mecha Tengu wrote...
sup bro, link me to your next slashfic? I'm sure some bored housewives and desperate nerds are looking forward to a good time. I expect no criticism from them, just instant praise for a wonderfully written character that gets laid and has a power level of >9000
kay on it. But It's going to be Sly Stallone and his doomed love affair with Zevran.
Sly: *mumbles incoherently*
Zevran: What's this? Gloves?
Sly: Memrrhs. Maggrr.
Zevran: O ho. My Mother was Dalish.
Sly: dfn erof. Mrrm.
Then they did it, and Sly punched the Arch Demon in the throat.
The end.
Just so you guys know, I'm contracting the rest of N&A out to Soignee after reading this. She has a much firmer grasp of the genre.
Modifié par Tellervo, 11 juillet 2010 - 04:14 .





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