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#2751
odiedragon

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO



THE POWER OF DAVETH COMPELS YOU TO BE GOOD

#2752
Sagacious Rage

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BURDEN BEAST = NO

#2753
odiedragon

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You're just mad 'cause it's not a horse.

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Crisis averted.

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odiedragon wrote...

You're just mad 'cause it's not a horse.


Stop talking about Jory that way.

#2756
Sagacious Rage

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odiedragon wrote...

You're just mad 'cause it's not a horse.


:pinched: You just had to bring up horses, didn't you. DIDN'T YOU.

#2757
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I DID!



And Tas, Jory is the next chapter... *giggle*



Gah, it's gonna be HARD to write him so that it actually makes sense why he won that tournament! Ah well. I think I'll do a Duncan POV for that part, so we can see his mental anguish about the whole thing...

#2758
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Maybe all the good knights were busy. Also I'm sure he's competent enough when nobody's life is at stake.

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Also if you don't include some reference to my theory that the child Jory's wife is heavy with is actually Cailan's I will add it in. Fair warning.

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odiedragon wrote...

Gah, it's gonna be HARD to write him so that it actually makes sense why he won that tournament! Ah well. I think I'll do a Duncan POV for that part, so we can see his mental anguish about the whole thing...


Even idiots get lucky.  Jory's wife is HEAVY with child after all.

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Sagacious Rage wrote...

Also if you don't include some reference to my theory that the child Jory's wife is heavy with is actually Cailan's I will add it in. Fair warning.

Why would Jory's wife's child be Cailan's? Do those two even know each other? 

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odiedragon

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Sagacious Rage wrote...

Also if you don't include some reference to my theory that the child Jory's wife is heavy with is actually Cailan's I will add it in. Fair warning.

Does Daveth implying it count?  'cause that I can do. :wizard:

Hell, that'd be worth it just to watch Alistair go all :o <_<

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Sarah1281 wrote...

Sagacious Rage wrote...

Also if you don't include some reference to my theory that the child Jory's wife is heavy with is actually Cailan's I will add it in. Fair warning.

Why would Jory's wife's child be Cailan's? Do those two even know each other? 


psst, it's a joke, Sarah. :D  The Mighty Theirin Seed and all that.

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odiedragon wrote...

Sarah1281 wrote...

Sagacious Rage wrote...

Also if you don't include some reference to my theory that the child Jory's wife is heavy with is actually Cailan's I will add it in. Fair warning.

Why would Jory's wife's child be Cailan's? Do those two even know each other? 


psst, it's a joke, Sarah. :D  The Mighty Theirin Seed and all that.

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Raonar wrote...

Anyway, this is him.

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HOT. :o

He looks like Keanu! (and that's not an insult, despite his questionable acting skills, Keanu too is HOT!)

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can someone do a fanfic on a darkspawn's POV
(yes this means no slash)

Modifié par Mecha Tengu, 12 juillet 2010 - 09:35 .


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Miri1984 wrote...

HOT. :o

He looks like Keanu! (and that's not an insult, despite his questionable acting skills, Keanu too is HOT!)

Thanks, it took me DAYS to make him. Yes, I said that before but really, days Bioware? If that's Keanu, what about this guy?

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Modifié par Raonar, 12 juillet 2010 - 09:37 .


#2768
Sagacious Rage

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Mecha Tengu wrote...

can someone do a fanfic on a darkspawn's POV
(yes this means no slash)


Depends. Is it a Mary Sue Slash Darkspawn? Because otherwise, DNW.

#2769
Mecha Tengu

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lol NOOOOOOOO NOO mary sue no slash



want to see fanfic from the common guy's POV

#2770
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Raonar wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

HOT. :o

He looks like Keanu! (and that's not an insult, despite his questionable acting skills, Keanu too is HOT!)

Thanks, it took me DAYS to make him. Yes, I said that before but really, days Bioware? If that's Keanu, what about this guy?

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He's RARRR *gets claws out and sharpened* :devil::D. That do ya? :P

#2771
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Mecha Tengu wrote...

lol NOOOOOOOO NOO mary sue no slash

want to see fanfic from the common guy's POV


Will this do you? Be careful what you wish for

It was written by westiex9 - I knew someone had done a darkspawn story here... :P

#2772
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odiedragon wrote...

I'm just kinda stuck wrt getting Duncan, Alistair, and Daveth to Highever. I want them to stop in Amaranthine, because Duncan is still looking for recruits, but we know he doesn't find any so what's the point?


If they were at Vigil's Keep anyway, Amaranthine isn't that far to justify a visit. I'm trying to remember if the North Road (on the Amaranthine map) connects to Amaranthine or the Vigil. They could spend the night in an inn rather than camp on the road.

If there's no point in doing an in depth visit to the city, there's nothing wrong with glossing over the fact they stopped by, IMO. It depends how verbose you want to be about Duncan looking around for recruits.


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Aren't they supposed to give up their names, though?


That concept is an interesting discussion point.

One example is Sophia, who was put into the Wardens to (IIRC) take her out of the running for the throne or something.

But if you take Nathaniel Howe as an example then you can still benefit your family name by becoming a Warden. In one endgame slide he gets lands granted back to his family. Another endgame has a relative of his become Warden Commander and 'restore honour to the Howe name'.

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MireliA wrote...

Mecha Tengu wrote...

lol NOOOOOOOO NOO mary sue no slash

want to see fanfic from the common guy's POV


Will this do you? Be careful what you wish for

It was written by westiex9 - I knew someone had done a darkspawn story here... :P


Laugh!

That's disgustin!  (But I like it!  :D )

#2774
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Hehe, Jory, Ser how-the-hell-did-you-get-picked. If there was a sign the Grey in Ferelden were desperate...Jory was the doorbell for Desperations little knock at the door.

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One example is Sophia, who was put into the Wardens to (IIRC) take her out of the running for the throne or something.

Lots of people use that as proof that Wardens can't hold titles (except Alistair and maybe you) but she was also stripped of her title or else her descendents wouldn't be merchants. She was put into the Wardens as it was something for her to do that didn't involve planning a coup (and she was too dangerous to just allow to walk away) and seemed harmless since they viewed it as defunct. Of course, Sophia changed that...