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#3451
Posté 26 juillet 2010 - 11:05
I think I stole from about, every single npc I could. I made a lot of cash that day.
#3452
Posté 26 juillet 2010 - 11:55
Sandtigress wrote...
Miri1984 wrote...
Oooh, do you get told off by Duncan if you steal in Ostagar? Sooo going to do that...
You do!
Duncan: I need to say something to you.
D: You are a worthy and skilled recruit, and I know of your talent with sleight of hand. That is a good thing. Grey Wardens use a diverse range of skills and tools to accomplish their missions.
D: But the law is very hard on thieves. Ferelden still bears mistrust towards our order, so practice these skills with caution.
D: Your standing as a Warden will not always help you.
PC: But I need to practice to get better.
D: Certainly. Just don't get caught.:D:D
D: Let us chance the
subject, shall we?
Heh I love that I've purposefully done it just to get the warning, depending on what you say to him he can let out this sigh that just cracks me up, especially as I read the calling. LOL Plus that soldier knight whatever's attitude when he tells on you is priceless.
Duncan: I'm sure you're mistaken. I would take the word of a Grey Warden over your mans. ( or something like)
then if you go talk to the tale teller he's like
"Some people forget that Grey Wardens come from all walks of life. I haven't."
haha I love it!
#3453
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 01:14
#3454
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 03:00
Seriously though, stop talking about putting smexy characters in mud-wrestling cage matches. >.< I am having impure thoughts and Zevran is laughing at me.
#3455
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 04:35
#3456
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 05:38
Gilgamesh1138 wrote...
And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.
...
Argh. >.<
#3459
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 08:35
Miri1984 wrote...
Maria13 wrote...
Has anyone ever suffered from the curse of the great first part? You right a first part that you think is really 'fit' and then you get in a tizz because nothing you do in the second seems to live up to it...
I need a beta & reassurance, I think.
Yup. All the time. And the opposite - excellent twist at the end, no build up. If only I could get the two to gel.
Dear Mirelia and DragonRacer
Thanks for the replies. I'll have another go at it today.
#3460
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 03:18
Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
Gilgamesh1138 wrote...
And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.
...
Argh. >.<
Zevran is absolultely not to be trusted, plot-wise. If there's not a bed (or a fight) involved, he's bored.
#3461
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 05:46
Sialater wrote...
Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
Gilgamesh1138 wrote...
And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.
...
Argh. >.<
Zevran is absolultely not to be trusted, plot-wise. If there's not a bed (or a fight) involved, he's bored.
Sigh, that's why I get along with scum like that
#3462
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 06:33
Just wanted to share that.
#3463
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 07:33
Tellervo wrote...
So you're writing kmeme and it's rolling along and you're like, "THIS IS THE BESTEST PR0N EVAR, LOLZORS". And then you get to the transition and you're like, "OKAY, FADE TO BLACK--WAIT, NO! SEXYTIEMSPLZ!" And the story is just like, "Nope, I'm a fade-to-black type scene. Set those curtains a-flapping."
Just wanted to share that.
So you're happy?
#3464
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 08:01
#3465
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 09:11
<gets hit by a flying romance novel>
Apparently not.
hehe hot loins!
#3466
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 09:17
#3467
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 09:37
Tellervo wrote...
Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.
I wonder what the female equivalent would be...
#3468
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 09:54
#3469
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 09:55
Maria13 wrote...
Tellervo wrote...
Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.
I wonder what the female equivalent would be...
Andraste's throbbing slit...
#3470
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 09:59
Thank you.
#3471
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 10:00
Tasmen wrote...
Maria13 wrote...
Tellervo wrote...
Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.
I wonder what the female equivalent would be...
Andraste's throbbing slit...
Andraste's aching ovaries...
#3472
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 10:40
Done by Bingham Vance: From the Shadows
Is it bad of me to be absolutely thrilled? Like soignee said, it is like getting peeled grapes...
Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 27 juillet 2010 - 10:42 .
#3473
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 11:12
Gilgamesh1138 wrote...
Okay I wanted to post it here, because it is a squee moment for me. Fanart inspired by "Soulmates".
Done by Bingham Vance: From the Shadows
Is it bad of me to be absolutely thrilled? Like soignee said, it is like getting peeled grapes...
That's awesome!
#3474
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 11:17
Gilgamesh1138 wrote...
Okay I wanted to post it here, because it is a squee moment for me. Fanart inspired by "Soulmates".
Done by Bingham Vance: From the Shadows
Is it bad of me to be absolutely thrilled? Like soignee said, it is like getting peeled grapes...
Not at all. Fanart on fanfic is super special
#3475
Posté 27 juillet 2010 - 11:23
I really love the tattoo placement, too. It always bugged me that he mentioned having ink everywhere but in the romance cutscenes it was only on his face.





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