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#3451
Giggles_Manically

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My Dwarf Commenor was all praciticed out.



I think I stole from about, every single npc I could. I made a lot of cash that day.

#3452
DreGregoire

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Sandtigress wrote...

Miri1984 wrote...

Oooh, do you get told off by Duncan if you steal in Ostagar? Sooo going to do that...


You do!



Duncan: I need to say something to you.

D: You are a worthy and skilled recruit, and I know of your talent with sleight of hand.  That is a good thing.  Grey Wardens use a diverse range of skills and tools to accomplish their missions.
D: But the law is very hard on thieves.  Ferelden still bears mistrust towards our order, so practice these skills with caution.
D: Your standing as a Warden will not always help you.
PC: But I need to practice to get better.
D: Certainly.  Just don't get caught.

:D:D:D

D: Let us chance the
subject, shall we?




Heh I love that I've purposefully done it just to get the warning, depending on what you say to him he can let out this sigh that just cracks me up, especially as I read the calling. LOL Plus that soldier knight whatever's attitude when he tells on you is priceless.

Duncan: I'm sure you're mistaken. I would take the word of a Grey Warden over your mans. ( or something like)
then if you go talk to the tale teller he's like
"Some people forget that Grey Wardens come from all walks of life. I haven't."

haha I love it! Posted Image

#3453
DreGregoire

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Ugh, I've had to slow way down on my writing and dragon age playthrough because my right hand thumb and fingers are going numb and tingle'e I should stop for a couple of days all together. So if you don't see me post as often that's why. Off to get some ice to get the swelling down. It's all because I was using that lovely forge addon to make uber gear for Aonghas and party. I did too much mouse movement and clicking and of course add in the extra typing I've been doing and it's a recipe for disaster. Oh well LOL. Oh maybe I'll watch a movie! Keep your muse in a soft little bed right near your bed at night and she/he will never let you down. LOL.

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Shadow of Light Dragon

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You are all so a-MUSE-ing. *insert groans and projectile vegetables here* ;)



Seriously though, stop talking about putting smexy characters in mud-wrestling cage matches. >.< I am having impure thoughts and Zevran is laughing at me.

#3455
Gilgamesh1138

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And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.


...

Argh. >.<

#3457
LupusYondergirl

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Loghain is taking his shirt off in preparation.

Like this. Aaaw yeah.

#3458
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LupusYondergirl wrote...

Loghain is taking his shirt off in preparation.
Like this. Aaaw yeah.



Funny and well drawn :)

#3459
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Miri1984 wrote...

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Has anyone ever suffered from the curse of the great first part? You right a first part that you think is really 'fit' and then you get in a tizz because nothing you do in the second seems to live up to it...

I need a beta & reassurance, I think.


Yup. All the time. And the opposite - excellent twist at the end, no build up. If only I could get the two to gel.


Dear Mirelia and DragonRacer

Thanks for the replies.  I'll have another go at it today.

#3460
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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.


...

Argh. >.<



Zevran is absolultely not to be trusted, plot-wise.  If there's not a bed (or a fight) involved, he's bored.

#3461
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Sialater wrote...

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

And Zev is encouraging you while laughing at you. He is naughty like that.


...

Argh. >.<



Zevran is absolultely not to be trusted, plot-wise.  If there's not a bed (or a fight) involved, he's bored.


Sigh, that's why I get along with scum like that ^_^

#3462
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So you're writing kmeme and it's rolling along and you're like, "THIS IS THE BESTEST PR0N EVAR, LOLZORS". And then you get to the transition and you're like, "OKAY, FADE TO BLACK--WAIT, NO! SEXYTIEMSPLZ!" And the story is just like, "Nope, I'm a fade-to-black type scene. Set those curtains a-flapping."



Just wanted to share that.

#3463
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Tellervo wrote...

So you're writing kmeme and it's rolling along and you're like, "THIS IS THE BESTEST PR0N EVAR, LOLZORS". And then you get to the transition and you're like, "OKAY, FADE TO BLACK--WAIT, NO! SEXYTIEMSPLZ!" And the story is just like, "Nope, I'm a fade-to-black type scene. Set those curtains a-flapping."

Just wanted to share that.


So you're happy?

#3464
Sialater

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Or utterly annoyed.

#3465
Giggles_Manically

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Isint story more important than nookies?

<gets hit by a flying romance novel>

Apparently not.



hehe hot loins!

#3466
Tellervo

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Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.

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Tellervo wrote...

Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.


I wonder what the female equivalent would be...

#3468
LupusYondergirl

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Blue ovaries? Hm... doesn't quite work. My other idea will most likely trigger a filter of some kind here, though.


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Maria13 wrote...

Tellervo wrote...

Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.


I wonder what the female equivalent would be...


Andraste's throbbing slit...

#3470
Shadow of Light Dragon

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It is before 8am, I am settling down for work, and you have all made my morning.



Thank you. :D

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Maria13

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Tasmen wrote...

Maria13 wrote...

Tellervo wrote...

Normally story is leaps and bounds more important. But not in kmeme. Kmeme is all about getting to the unfunfunf. So I suppose this is sort of... writer's blue balls, as opposed to writer's block, if you will.


I wonder what the female equivalent would be...


Andraste's throbbing slit...


Andraste's aching ovaries...:P

#3472
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Okay I wanted to post it here, because it is a squee moment for me. Fanart inspired by "Soulmates".

Done by Bingham Vance: From the Shadows

Is it bad of me to be absolutely thrilled?  Like soignee said, it is like getting peeled grapes...:wub:

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 27 juillet 2010 - 10:42 .


#3473
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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Okay I wanted to post it here, because it is a squee moment for me. Fanart inspired by "Soulmates".

Done by Bingham Vance: From the Shadows

Is it bad of me to be absolutely thrilled?  Like soignee said, it is like getting peeled grapes...:wub:


That's awesome!

#3474
Tasmen

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Okay I wanted to post it here, because it is a squee moment for me. Fanart inspired by "Soulmates".

Done by Bingham Vance: From the Shadows

Is it bad of me to be absolutely thrilled?  Like soignee said, it is like getting peeled grapes...:wub:


Not at all.  Fanart on fanfic is super special :)  I covet every piece of mine as you should yours :)

#3475
LupusYondergirl

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I have to agree. If I ever got any I'd show that off any chance I got.



I really love the tattoo placement, too. It always bugged me that he mentioned having ink everywhere but in the romance cutscenes it was only on his face.