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[westiex9]

Gilgamesh1138-Muhhaha Evil plan Wurking soon all will snort their wine!!!



Tasmen-My judges just found their scoring system hehe

[Tasmen]

westiex9 wrote...

Gilgamesh1138-Muhhaha Evil plan Wurking soon all will snort their wine!!!

Tasmen-My judges just found their scoring system hehe

I give this one 10 iron-hard tumescences, Alex.

Indeed, quite the scoring system!

[westiex9]

EtteStarz wrote...

Awww, man. I shouldn't have looked...now my new chapter's going be all tainted with porned up visions and bad descriptions of swollen orbs.

Lol if i ever branch into romance fanfics i am so using Iron rods of oppression and hobbit holes

[Tarante11a]

'plenipotentiary instrument'?



Really? o.O

[Tasmen]

Tarante11a wrote...

'plenipotentiary instrument'?

Really? o.O

I'd be lying, Tara, if I didn't say I'd been waiting for an opportunity to use that one.  :happy:

[Gilgamesh1138]

DAMMIT! *snorts more wine* 'plenipotentiary instrument" and cloaca. I see a raunchy, cheesy ME2 romance short coming on.

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 18 avril 2010 - 04:46 .

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

Tasmen wrote...

The site is here.  It is work safe for pictures but content?  Not so much.

If my next chapter is delayed, it's because this site is distracting me.

GOLD.

[Tasmen]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

DAMMIT! *snorts more wine* 'plenipotentiary instrument" and cloaca. I see a raunchy, cheesy ME2 romance short coming on.

"Hey Shep..."

"Yeah Garrus?"

"Want to come over here and help me..um...calibrate my plenipotentiary instrument?"

[Tarante11a]

Laughing laughing too much - other half now cross because I am drowning out the television. The 'Mammary Undulation Proposal' is very very funny. "damp petals of her womanhood" is just wrong and sounds to me like an old lady, in a hat, who has been out in the rain for too long. Probably in Yorkshire.

[westiex9]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

DAMMIT! *snorts more wine* 'plenipotentiary instrument" and cloaca. I see a raunchy, cheesy ME2 romance short coming on.

Mordin: Shepard im going to stick my flux capacitator in your photonic resonation chamber

Shepard: Yeah up yours too buddy!

[Tasmen]

Tarante11a wrote...

Laughing laughing too much - other half now cross because I am drowning out the television. The 'Mammary Undulation Proposal' is very very funny. "damp petals of her womanhood" is just wrong and sounds to me like an old lady, in a hat, who has been out in the rain for too long. Probably in Yorkshire.

There's a reason I named a awkward virgin sex fic 'Petals in the Wind'.  Romance Sex site, you do me proud!  Of course now, after your comment, Tara, I'm thinking about velvet hats, iron gloves and a myriad of other things that have no place in the respectable *cough* fic I'm trying to write atm.

Loghain disapproves -40.
Tasmen approves +100.

[Gilgamesh1138]

LMAO! I am really going to have a sore nose. And I am supposed to be working on my latest fanfic chapter, because as the title to this thread says, it sucks. But I am having way to much fun with this and with all this fantastic company. You guys are the best.

LOL Tara, old lady in a hat in Yorkshire or Glouchestershire maybe? Sod, I need more wine especially after westiex9, "Yeah up yours too buddy!" See, I need more wine now, and more tissues!

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 18 avril 2010 - 04:54 .

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL Tasmen, but Morrigan approves +10, that has to be worth something yes? She would love an iron gloves I think.

[Tarante11a]

... and no one is 'rasping hungrily' at mine, let me tell you, and if they try, they'll get a slap.

[Gilgamesh1138]

LOL, I do see that!  I think they all are reading about round globes tiped with hardened  points glistening with persperation. 

And luckily I am not trying to write a sexy scene just yet. I am writing funny girl talk. ARGH!

But I am planning on a little 'love' in the next chapter, guess which website I will be 'tapping.'

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 18 avril 2010 - 05:20 .

[Tarante11a]

Hooray for Tasmen! Although... well... yes... Hooray for Tasmen!

edit:- In case that sounded like I was questioning the 'Hoorayness' of Tasmen, let me make it clear that Tasmen is very Hoorayworthy, it's just I'm not sure that sharing The Site with us was a kind or wise thing to do!   My Myyyyynnddeee aaaiiieeee *scrubs brain*

Modifié par Tarante11a, 18 avril 2010 - 05:34 .

[Gilgamesh1138]

LOL Tara!

Okay so anyone else here, find that writing sexy stuff on your fanfic with your partner in the room is either a) sexy or makes you blush and hope they don't read over your shoulder?

I find myself in the b category. And we have our computers in the same room. Luckily the way the big desk is, he sits with his back to me slightly.

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 18 avril 2010 - 05:39 .

[Tasmen]

Tarante11a wrote...

Hooray for Tasmen! Although... well... yes... Hooray for Tasmen!

edit:- In case that sounded like I was questioning the 'Hoorayness' of Tasmen, let me make it clear that Tasmen is very Hoorayworthy, it's just I'm not sure that sharing The Site with us was a kind or wise thing to do!   My Myyyyynnddeee aaaiiieeee *scrubs brain*

Hahah, oh I wasn't worried   From my eyes to yours!  I just like to be generous and share *cough*

[Tasmen]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...
Okay so anyone else here, find that writing sexy stuff on your fanfic with your partner in the room is either a) sexy or makes you blush and hope they don't read over your shoulder?

I don't usually write a lot of smutty smut unless it's tongue in cheek purposefully badfic.  That stuff?  I read outloud to my husband because it usually has me in gigglesnorts as I write it.  But when I have had the ocassion to write something serious and sexy, I'd have to admit to a little blushing on my part, yes.

[Tarante11a]

I don't write smut... I'm too shy. *blushes*... Oh, except I wrote 'fragrant wetness' once.