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#476
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:11
I think David Gaider has promised that we will get a dwarf romance option in the next game. I'll have to dig up the thread where he said that. It would be hilarious to be a female human PC romancing a dwarf I think. And cute.
#477
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:17
#478
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:30
#479
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:32
#480
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:34
Tarante11a wrote...
Alistair. Smelly socks? Silly jokes? Sounds suspiciously like 'average British male' in the making to me. Zevran knows where the soap is, probably values the importance of clean towels as much as I do and only makes lewd jokes when they're saucy and designed to get me into the sack.
I think you just summed it up nicely for me.
#481
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:40
#482
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:42
#483
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:45
#484
Guest_EtteStarz_*
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 10:58
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#485
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:04
#486
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:12
Tarante11a wrote...
Actually, about the dwarven sex-appeal thing - the chappie that guides you about when you are being Ms Aeducan Origin - he's quite tasty, with his naughty suggestive comments and growly voice. He turns up in Denerim in the end doesn't he?
You could invoke a ton of Gorim angst right there. Oh yes, you can quite get involved with Gorim. He tells you he loves you forever. Yet somehow he moves on quickly, gets married and knocks up his wife.
I can't go by him now and not hear in my head: Fine dwarven crap
#487
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:16
#488
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:16
#489
Guest_EtteStarz_*
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:18
Guest_EtteStarz_*
Tarante11a wrote...
@EtteStarz - well yes, and I wasn't really going to elaborate further on that particularly subject - just wanted to explain why I don't find Oghren a suitable 'target'.The other dwarf IS nice though.
#490
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:21
Tarante11a wrote...
Gorim! That's the bunny. He knocks up a wife?! That was pretty fast work, although I suppose he thinks you're dead, doesn't he? And yes, he needs a new adverstising campaign.
Yes, you are dead. It's more how fast he gets on that... Way to mourn, dude!
#491
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:24
Tasmen wrote...
Tarante11a wrote...
Gorim! That's the bunny. He knocks up a wife?! That was pretty fast work, although I suppose he thinks you're dead, doesn't he? And yes, he needs a new adverstising campaign.
Yes, you are dead. It's more how fast he gets on that... Way to mourn, dude!
Yeah he's a hell of a fast worker is old Gorim..
#492
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:25
[edit - I added 'to fall into' because it sounded as though I was suggesting Gorim might go for a bit of gender re-assignment, which wouldn't bother me of course but it wasn't what I meant.]
Modifié par Tarante11a, 19 avril 2010 - 11:31 .
#493
Posté 19 avril 2010 - 11:30
Tarante11a wrote...
@Tasmen, well you know these are hard times and maybe being on the surface is a bit of trial so having the soft cuddly arms and ample bosom of a good dwarven lass to fall into, is just what the doctor ordered. And y'know, one must move on.
Indeed! Nothing heals the soul faster than magi-boobs o' ample love
#494
Guest_EtteStarz_*
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 01:32
Guest_EtteStarz_*
I’m a “need blocks of time” writer (cause mostly it’s just staring at the screen) – how do other people work/write? Sorry if we’ve already had this discussion…still a bit hazy in the brain.
Modifié par EtteStarz, 20 avril 2010 - 01:34 .
#495
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 01:43
#496
Guest_EtteStarz_*
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 01:49
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#497
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 01:56
#498
Guest_EtteStarz_*
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 02:05
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#499
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 02:14
#500
Posté 20 avril 2010 - 02:22





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