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#7076
jackkel dragon

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Sarah1281 wrote...

All he said to *me* was "No time! Defend the village while I nobly hide in the Chantry!"

As opposed to gloriously fighting on the front lines a la Cailan and risking the only one holding Redcliffe together.


That's what the women and old men convinced him of, for whatever reason.

the characters decided that the DR would be the perfect place to get to know each other better


Wasn't there already a joke about this in this very thread? Posted Image

#7077
Sagacious Rage

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It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Deep Roads are the favorite makeout spot of Ferelden. Aww yeah, baby.

#7078
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Sarah1281 wrote...
Are we supposed to take Teagan being potbellied literally? The only one who calls him that is Oghren who says he's "that potbellied son-of-a-**** Teagan." Are we supposed to see his parentage in doubt because Oghren used that as an insult, too?

Hell no. It's just a preference. I wanted him edgier instead of the typical squee material.
After a year in this fandom I'm just a bit tired of streamlined characters ... and the Warden.

But that's just me.

Modifié par klarabella, 06 décembre 2010 - 09:57 .


#7079
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Sarah1281 wrote...

All he said to *me* was "No time! Defend the village while I nobly hide in the Chantry!"

As opposed to gloriously fighting on the front lines a la Cailan and risking the only one holding Redcliffe together.

Hey, it was going to be a battle like in the old tales, who could resist that? 
Seriously, first playthough was this:
King: Glorious!
Me, sitting on couch: Wow, he's going to die badly.
Roommate, watching over shoulder: And soon, too.

Sagacious Rage wrote...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Deep Roads are the favorite makeout spot of Ferelden. Aww yeah, baby.

I think you may be right.  My smut in the Deep Roads chapter has twice as many views as just about every other chapter of AOA. 
Hey, they'd sense any darkspawn in time to stop.
It's just the spiders and deepstalkers you need to worry about.

#7080
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Sagacious Rage wrote...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Deep Roads are the favorite makeout spot of Ferelden. Aww yeah, baby.

Lol, true. It's in Alistair's genes, after all. But they won't get to know each other that well down there, no matter what his daddy loved to do there. :P

#7081
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Sagacious Rage wrote...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Deep Roads are the favorite makeout spot of Ferelden. Aww yeah, baby.


Ya, ya, very witty and very true...

And my Alistair knows he was conceived there... It does seem that Orzammar 'buries' FF writers' best laid plans, although Alistair got laid in Orzammar and not in the Deep Roads, they're more for intrigue and violence.

#7082
Sagacious Rage

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That's why when I wrote my playthrough fic I had my Warden strung out on lyrium and mired in grief. See, I didn't have to describe everything because she just ~didn't remember she was numb to the world~.



And then Bhelen got them all drunk and she told Alistair she thought he was hot.

#7083
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Sagacious Rage wrote...

It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Deep Roads are the favorite makeout spot of Ferelden. Aww yeah, baby.


Nothing says "do me" like hacked-off broodmother tentacles and corrupted spiders.

It needs its own line of Hallmark cards.

#7084
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Sarah1281 wrote...

All he said to *me* was "No time! Defend the village while I nobly hide in the Chantry!"

As opposed to gloriously fighting on the front lines a la Cailan and risking the only one holding Redcliffe together.


My apologies. It seems my tongue-in-cheek attempts at humour fail miserably at 8am.

Carry on praising Teagan's sensible decisions and manliness! :)

#7085
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@SoLD: I'd suggest icons to describe your intent, but I've been told that it's insulting to our intelligence.



I'd use an icon here myself, but... same reason.

#7086
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@jackkel: Usually I go overboard with smilies to the point that I use them as a kind of punctuation for every single sentence. ;) (And looking back, I did have smilies in that other post...two of them. Not icons, but same deal?)

#7087
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 Any of you guys doing the Secret Swooper and/or any other holiday secret santa type of deal? Because I'm seriously freaking out about mine. I've never written like this, just going off of what I know about a person and trying to create something they'll enjoy. I mean, I think my Swooper will like what I have in mind, but IDK maybe they won't like the premise at all or maybe I'll screw it up and it won't work the way I want it to and omg I'm going to ruin this whole thing :crying:

Come, let us freak out together. 

#7088
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I'm doing a Zev-based Secret Santa and not freaking at all. :) I'm pretty comfortable with the Zevranites though. I think I'd freak out if I was doing something for the Swoopers, since I'm not too familar with that crowd and, thus, intimidation.

#7089
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I know the person I'm writing for really well I'm just scared she won't like it because omg pressure and let's face it, I'm pretty neurotic.

#7090
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Well, to be fair I haven't been paired off yet :) Maybe when the pressure is on I will feel differently XD

#7091
Sagacious Rage

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Yeah I wasn't worried until it became REAL. And now I have to deliver something

#7092
Shadow of Light Dragon

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Go the distance, Rage! *offers powerdrink* :)

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I'm signed up for the Zevran one, too (Zecret Zanta?) and indeed, the thought of writing someone else's Warden is a bit intimidating, especially for the folks' whose Wardens I don't know all that well.



But it's the thought that counts, right? :)

#7094
Sagacious Rage

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WOO! I wrote 355 words last night! I'll get this done in NO TIME!



*headdesks*

#7095
Sagacious Rage

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Wait, for the Zevran one you have to write each other's wardens? That would be really hard!

#7096
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Depends; folks are posting sort of wishlists, and many would like their Wardens. Others are fine with pre-Ferelden Antivan shenanigans or similar. And then there's the weirdo who wants the Zevran-as-Bond AU stuff. *cough* *cough*

#7097
Sagacious Rage

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Oh man I would be so intimidated. No, I'm not writing my giftee's warden. It's a completely different side-story and one that is relevant to her interests so I really hope she'll enjoy it.



And if not I'm making a fic mix, too. Quantity over quality!

#7098
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see, this is why fic exchanges are hard. Drawing is sooooo much easier. "Soignee, draw my warden with Morrigan juggling live cats." "OK fellow crayon eater, draw mine with Zevran on a trapeze." "kay, on it."



For the ficcers I've requested "Zevran with a dwarf, doesn't have to be mine and/or about the unf unf" which I hope is less intimidating then LOL MISSA PLEASE.

#7099
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Darn you sensible people. I've changed mine to 'moar Sigrun plz'. Because she is awesome and there isn't enough Sigrun fic out there.

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I think that I would only do a fic exchange if I got to swear *no wardens*. I just don't want to try to write someone else's self-insert (and don't care to do the research it would take to understand what the character had done in game/was like/etc.)



That said, my secret sandal assignment was pretty awesome. ;) (Although it looks like I'm the only one who got one. Oh well...)