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#7876
Posté 24 janvier 2011 - 09:11
#7877
Posté 24 janvier 2011 - 09:53
Toolset is funny.
#7878
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 01:18
#7879
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 01:42
#7880
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 01:47
#7881
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 01:55
#7882
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 02:03
#7883
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 02:20
I find this part of "lite_ost_cailan_corpse" particularly interesting:
Loghain: I did not want to see this happen to Cailan, but it seemed necessary at the time. Like many things do, I suppose.
Alistair: No, you see, this isn't something you can explain away. The man you killed, the son of Maric, is right here, in this field of dead.
Loghain: I am aware, Alistair, thank you.
#7884
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 02:21
It was a hate page faving various DA stories. I take it they picked up on mine because another one on the list refers to it in her story description. Or they're someone from BSN with a grudge.inquartata02 wrote...
Someone with the username "I Hate Your Warden" faved your story? o_O Or was it a review?
#7885
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 02:31
#7886
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 02:40
#7887
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 03:28
jackkel dragon wrote...
I may be jumping onto the wagon late here, but toolset users should check out the "lite_ost_" conversations. Return to Ostagar was going to be much different... and written by the main DAO team, apparently.
I find this part of "lite_ost_cailan_corpse" particularly interesting:
Loghain: I did not want to see this happen to Cailan, but it seemed necessary at the time. Like many things do, I suppose.
Alistair: No, you see, this isn't something you can explain away. The man you killed, the son of Maric, is right here, in this field of dead.
Loghain: I am aware, Alistair, thank you.
Heh they probably thought it wouldn't make sense that they wouldn't kill each other. LOL. There are alot of things that are cut out of the game that are in the toolset. Pictures her PC spending the remainder of the blight running Alistair kill Loghain interference.
#7888
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 03:42
DreGregoire wrote...
Pictures her PC spending the remainder of the blight running Alistair kill Loghain interference.
Alistair: You killed Cailan.
Loghain: Indeed.
Alistair: I'm going to kill you.
Loghain: Warden!
Riordan: From this moment forth, Logha-- Alistair, don't poison the chalice!
Alistair: I'm just making sure.
Riordan: One of us must die to kill the Archdemon.
Alistair: I vote for Loghain!
Loghain: If this is a democracy, I vote for the idiot bastard.
Alistair: You kill the archdemon!
Loghain: Why don't you?
Alistair: Because, well...
Loghain: Exactly.
Alistair: Well, why *should* I?
Loghain: Maker save me...
Alistair: Loghain? Funeral? Nah....
Loghain: Alistair? Toss it off the tower and see where it lands.
Alistair: I'd like to say a few words about our late warden...
Loghain: Get on with it.
Alistair: They were really special. And nice. But they made one mistake.
Loghain: Maker...
Alistair: They let Loghain live. I mean, who does that?
Alistair: Something terribly wrong has happened!
Warden: What?
Alistair: Loghain survived the Joining.
Alistair: So. I'm king now.
Loghain: Indeed.
Alistair: And we're going off to fight the darkspawn.
Loghain: That's what I've gathered.
Alistair: With you at my side.
Loghain: Are you going to continue to state the obvious?
Alistair: I'm just going over the list of things I need to do to end up dead in a pile of darkspawn corpses. Like, you know, the last king.
Loghain: Well? Give the army a speech.
Alistair: Hey, everyone! All of this is *this* guy's fault!
Loghain: What are you doing?
Alistair: We'd still have Cailan if this guy wasn't an idiot kingslayer!
Loghain: Will you stop before you--
Alistair: We'll kill darkspawn later, traitor tots are on the dinner menu!
Loghain: Warden!
Alistair: Hello. My name is Alistair. You killed my mentor. Prepare to die.
#7889
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 03:44
There are sound files for that, too- Ellewilde put them together with animations here.jackkel dragon wrote...
I may be jumping onto the wagon late here, but toolset users should check out the "lite_ost_" conversations. Return to Ostagar was going to be much different... and written by the main DAO team, apparently.
I find this part of "lite_ost_cailan_corpse" particularly interesting:
Loghain: I did not want to see this happen to Cailan, but it seemed necessary at the time. Like many things do, I suppose.
Alistair: No, you see, this isn't something you can explain away. The man you killed, the son of Maric, is right here, in this field of dead.
Loghain: I am aware, Alistair, thank you.
#7890
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 04:01
#7891
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 05:52
*weeps a single tear*
I'm kind of annoyed since I have any number of catty responses I could send them. But I won't since, frankly, I don't want to encourage them.
#7892
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 06:05
Loghain: Indeed.
Alistair: And we're going off to fight the darkspawn.
Loghain: That's what I've gathered.
Alistair: With you at my side.
Loghain: Are you going to continue to state the obvious?
Alistair: I'm just going over the list of things I need to do to end up dead in a pile of darkspawn corpses. Like, you know, the last king.
THIS!
#7893
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 07:46
#7894
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 07:49
#7895
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 08:05
#7896
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 10:03
#7897
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 10:19
#7898
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 11:10
Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
*looks up the account on FF.Net* Well, judging from their Favourites list, they've only been looking at 'M' rated fics so far.
Hmm, I see. I suppose I should brace myself then...
*Is totally unconcerned but goes looking for that account anyway, just for investigative purposes of course*
EDIT
I just can't seem to find that 'author' for some reason, even with the search function...
Modifié par Raonar, 25 janvier 2011 - 11:16 .
#7899
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 11:22
#7900
Posté 25 janvier 2011 - 11:30
Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...
I Hate Your Warden
See if that works.
Once again I've been snubbed by a 'cool kid'. I'll never get a date to the Junior Prom now!





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