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#8551
Posté 10 février 2011 - 02:09
#8552
Posté 10 février 2011 - 02:18
Hey, if they're needed for plot reasons. . .Corker wrote...
Creature 1 wrote...
And frostrocks and such probably exist, but they're enchanted and cost their weight in gold.
You make my smut!fic characters very sad, Creature.![]()
#8553
Posté 10 février 2011 - 02:45
mousestalker wrote...
Do you reckon there's a Fred and George Weasley style magic joke shop somewhere in Thedas? If there's only one my money would be that it's in Minrathous. If there's one in Kirkwall, but that's probably too much to hope for.
I'm pretty sure you could get away with adding stuff like that to The Wonders of Thedas. they DO have miniature golem dolls after all.
I don;t think Kirkwall has much in the way of playful magic. I heard the Templars practically control the Viscount and hold the circle of magi in an iron grip.
#8554
Posté 10 février 2011 - 03:44
mousestalker wrote...
Do you reckon there's a Fred and George Weasley style magic joke shop somewhere in Thedas? If there's only one my money would be that it's in Minrathous. If there's one in Kirkwall, but that's probably too much to hope for.
I would say that there indubitably is. Where else would Bodhan get a Butterfly Sword or Uncrushable Pigeon?
#8555
Posté 10 février 2011 - 03:55
#8556
Posté 10 février 2011 - 04:37
maxernst wrote...
I guess I'm not very imaginative, but I don't think my warden exhibits any special powers beyond what he does in the game. He's not particularly remarkable or unusual looking, either.
This. About the only thing she might have is that aura of command that I use to explain away the Persuade game mechanic.
#8557
Posté 10 février 2011 - 04:58
Too many bad movies, probably...
#8558
Posté 10 février 2011 - 05:00
#8559
Posté 10 février 2011 - 05:15
maxernst wrote...
I guess I'm not very imaginative, but I don't think my warden exhibits any special powers beyond what he does in the game. He's not particularly remarkable or unusual looking, either.
Same. it's tough enough to make a character who doesn't come across as this steamroller of power just keeping within the game mechanics and lore, inventing all sorts of special snowflake skills just for them seems like it would only exacerbate the problem.
I actually sort of nerfed some of the mage skills with Maggie. Sure, she can be strong enough to use weapons thanks to being an arcane warrior. Doesn't mean she can tell a dagger from a greatsword from a hole in the wall, though. I made it so she actually had to learn how to fight and move with weapons after picking up the magical component, and that she's good at it now is only because of her own hard work and a decade or so of practice. Same with blood magic- she learned the basics from Jowan, but to do anything with it beyond "use blood instead of mana" she's had to study. I also really like the idea that some mages just are better at one skill than another: like any other talent in life, really. So she is a fantastic primal mage… but she can’t heal a papercut if someone’s life depended on it.
@Sia: I just explained persuade by making Maggie a fairly manipulative sort of person.
#8560
Posté 10 février 2011 - 06:01
mousestalker wrote...
I'm pondering writing about a mage who has the ability to give herself theme music.
Kronk approves +12
#8561
Posté 10 février 2011 - 06:02
#8562
Posté 10 février 2011 - 06:44
#8563
Posté 10 février 2011 - 07:30
#8564
Posté 10 février 2011 - 07:53
Sialater wrote...
I actually interpret the game mechanics to mean that's what stealth meant.
Mee too. It's not like theives can use magic to summon a field of light refraction around them or anything
#8565
Posté 10 février 2011 - 08:00
Raonar wrote...
Sialater wrote...
I actually interpret the game mechanics to mean that's what stealth meant.
Mee too. It's not like theives can use magic to summon a field of light refraction around them or anything
Well, in game, there's no practical difference between combat stealth and an invisibility spell.
#8566
Posté 10 février 2011 - 08:40
maxernst wrote...
Raonar wrote...
Sialater wrote...
I actually interpret the game mechanics to mean that's what stealth meant.
Mee too. It's not like theives can use magic to summon a field of light refraction around them or anything
Well, in game, there's no practical difference between combat stealth and an invisibility spell.
Right. Which is why we gots ta fudge it... written fiction requires LOGIC, y'all.
#8567
Posté 10 février 2011 - 08:42
In my quest to actually make my chapter interesting, I ended up describing how the process of breathing worked (complete with words like pleura and thoracal cavity and alveoli.... The protagonist is trying to meditate, since he has to heal but healing magic doesn't work on him, and meditation involves breathing exercises, and breathing relies on the ribs... and his are partially broken and he also has a nasty large cut on the side.... yeah...
And his mind just wondered over to studying how breathing works and how dreadfully inconveniencing it is. Ah well...
ALSO, a question. What are those privacy fence-like things used in old-fashion bathrooms/bedrooms called like? The ons you hide behind when changing clothes and the like?
Modifié par Raonar, 10 février 2011 - 08:49 .
#8568
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:00
I'd think alveoli would exceed the grasp of medieval science. Actually since the Chantry forbids study into anatomy because it might result in summoning demons to animate corpses (same as gay marriage will result in the extinction of humanity, yep), I'm afraid much of anatomy would. I think Zevran has a good grasp on some key anatomical features (fine, say "that's what she said" <_<) and the others would have picked up a lot from hunting while on the road, but my mage's interest in anatomy is limited to the basics because of Chantry attitudes.Raonar wrote...
Totally unrelated...
In my quest to actually make my chapter interesting, I ended up describing how the process of breathing worked (complete with words like pleura and thoracal cavity and alveoli.... The protagonist is trying to meditate, since he has to heal but healing magic doesn't work on him, and meditation involves breathing exercises, and breathing relies on the ribs... and his are partially broken and he also has a nasty large cut on the side.... yeah...
#8569
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:14
Raonar wrote...
ALSO, a question. What are those privacy fence-like things used in old-fashion bathrooms/bedrooms called like? The ons you hide behind when changing clothes and the like?
Privacy Screen's... for instance asian privacy screen, usually a screen that has something depicted on it so you could pick something in Thedas and call it something screen or something privacy screen. Heh I suppose you could make a whole paragraph up about where a certain screen came from and how it had been passed down blah blah. LOL or just call it the privacy screen. hehe
Modifié par DreGregoire, 10 février 2011 - 09:18 .
#8570
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:23
Edit: Also societies that have mage healers may very well be much more familiar with anatomy and how the body works than one that doesn't. History clearly shows that certain people have appeared mystical in their ability to control their bodies; however, mostly it is because these people have had a better understanding of how their body systems work.
Modifié par DreGregoire, 10 février 2011 - 09:29 .
#8571
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:39
EDIT
And thanks for the Privacy Screen answer:P
Modifié par Raonar, 10 février 2011 - 09:40 .
#8572
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:45
Raonar wrote...
Yes, only the one thinking it is a dwarf, and dwarves are supposed to be badass and pretty much learned in everything, since they have to heal their soldiers without magic a lot.
EDIT
And thanks for the Privacy Screen answer:P
Dwarves do have alot of time on their hands to learn things hehe.
Glad to help. I try to help when I can unless I'm in a frisky mood then I try to play and it gets dangerous. LOL
Modifié par DreGregoire, 10 février 2011 - 09:46 .
#8573
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:47
Corker wrote...
mousestalker wrote...
I'm pondering writing about a mage who has the ability to give herself theme music.
Kronk approves +12
I forgot how much I love that movie.
@Breathing terms: way over my head. But I agree with Dre about how some people in the middle ages were ahead of the curve in understanding, for example: there was some doctor in the Renaissance (forgot his name) that suggested fresh air was preferable to quarantine inside a home with a sick man. Who knew?
#8574
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:49
mousestalker wrote...
Do you reckon there's a Fred and George Weasley style magic joke shop somewhere in Thedas? If there's only one my money would be that it's in Minrathous. If there's one in Kirkwall, but that's probably too much to hope for.
According to the old mage in the circle tower library, fire wands work great for pranks! That old man is kind of dangerous, telling a new mage all those tricky things. I hope he survived the tower crisis, he would be a good source of what to use for practical jokes. LOL. Heh, I might have to write a couple of encounter's with him sometime.
#8575
Posté 10 février 2011 - 09:51
Modifié par DreGregoire, 10 février 2011 - 09:52 .





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