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#876
odiedragon

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Na, no pirate puppies. ;) Isabela seems more like a cat person to me :D

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Gilgamesh1138

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True! MEOW! : D

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Shadow of Light Dragon

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...now I have Isabela's ship pimped out with Kello Kitty images in my head.



Bring back Zevran Depp >.<


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odiedragon wrote...

Na, no pirate puppies. ;) Isabela seems more like a cat person to me :D


Indeed, her insistence on poise and elegance, even her promiscuity say feline all the way.

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I *do* still like the idea of her picking up drunk!Alistair and making him a part of her crew, if only for a little while and not forever and ever...

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odiedragon wrote...

I *do* still like the idea of her picking up drunk!Alistair and making him a part of her crew, if only for a little while and not forever and ever...


Yep, I have my own take on something like this, too.

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odiedragon wrote...

I *do* still like the idea of her picking up drunk!Alistair and making him a part of her crew, if only for a little while and not forever and ever...

I thought this was canon now ... fan canon ... fanon ... whatever. :D
Drunk!Alistair + Isabela = AWESOME!

So go ahead, feed me drunk!Alistair stories, I'll be a good reader and only write nice reviews, I promise. ^_^

Modifié par klarabella, 06 mai 2010 - 03:19 .


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I started one, but it was a project with someone else who kinda fell off the face of the earth. Maybe I'll re-vive it one of these days, when I need a break from Blight and Peace.

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Aw, odie, re-write please! I don't see Ali being drunk with Isobela long. She doesn't strike me as the type to put up with a drunkard. Just getting drunk once in a while.



And anyone else write an "exciting" chapter and get intimidated on writing the next one which was a more "point A to point B" chapter? I am having so much trouble getting started after my Loghain in the Fade one. *sigh*

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Aw, odie, re-write please! I don't see Ali being drunk with Isobela long. She doesn't strike me as the type to put up with a drunkard. Just getting drunk once in a while.

And anyone else write an "exciting" chapter and get intimidated on writing the next one which was a more "point A to point B" chapter? I am having so much trouble getting started after my Loghain in the Fade one. *sigh*


Yes, I wrote a few action chapters, got some good reviews and now feel I'll be letting people down.  But A to B chapters are necessary.  So I guess we just have to get on with it.

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ROFL, I know they just seem anticlimatic. And they are! : D Must pull up big girl panties and write!

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

And anyone else write an "exciting" chapter and get intimidated on writing the next one which was a more "point A to point B" chapter? I am having so much trouble getting started after my Loghain in the Fade one. *sigh*


Yep yep, there now with 'Summer Sword'.

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You know I feel better when all the fantstic talented people on this site have the same problems I do. I makes me feel more like a normal writer, if mildly talented in comparisson. The writers here got me writing again after more than 10 years. I thought I was abnormal in my angst. Okay, more abnormal than I am on a general basis. Posted ImagePosted Image

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 06 mai 2010 - 08:50 .


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Yup. They're a downer. Not to read though! You need to have links between the action otherwise it's just a Steven Siegal film ;)

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

...Must pull up big girl panties and write!


Me too, Gil!

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ROFL and then I make you beta for me, I am such a bad person! Alistair would hate me.Posted Image

Steven Segal film!  That reminds me, any one for Grindhouse?  Machete by Robert Rodriguez is coming out, and it has Mr. Segal.  Posted Image

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Oh, I still intend to beta read, but what's the saying?  When it rains it pours?  I've got torrents pouring, baby. :pinched:
But I'm sure you know how that goes with all your stuff too.

#893
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LOL true! And when the muse goes away, it is a desert! X D

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Hey guys. I'm just here to affirm that yes, fanfiction suck. Especially the kmeme you're doing to put off your fanfic which you started to put off srs bsns deciding it wants to be biatchy. Tab A + Slot B. You'd think it wouldn't be hard, but noooo.

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I can barely write steamy so I'm a bad person to ask. I just finished my chapter 14 (its off to my betas now) and I only managed to get my characters naked before I chickened out.



I promised naked Zev though, and I did achieve that.

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ROFL! As for steamy, I write steamy, but you will have to read my fic to tell me if you think I did ok. Chapter 13 and 53 if you want the steamy. I let you be the judge. Just no "quivering members" really that makes me laugh and not in a way that gets me hot under the hood.

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I just dropped a porntastic transition because I couldn't go from point A to point sexyesplz without it. That's not the part that's giving me fits. I just feel like I'm recycling stuff, making it new and different from my other pieces is getting a little hard.

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Ah, yeah keeping it sexy and fresh is hard to do.

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Tellervo wrote...

I just dropped a porntastic transition because I couldn't go from point A to point sexyesplz without it. That's not the part that's giving me fits. I just feel like I'm recycling stuff, making it new and different from my other pieces is getting a little hard.


Isn't getting it hard part of the point?  and....*RIMSHOT*

Seriously, smut is one of those things that I just do not like writing.  I always feel like a giggling little schoolgirl when I write it.  I obsessed for a day about 'insertion' because I couldn't find a way to write it that didn't make me feel like an idiot.  

That being said, I tend to go with the emotions evoked during sex rather than the actual act itself.  And I use a lot of italics such as he touched her there in that spot that...  Let the reader imagine just where there may be.

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I envy those of you who don't like writing it but still *can*. ;)