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[leeboi2]

Haha, I don't know anyway, maybe something to do with sour? :S Gawd knows.

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL! Oh my, I go away because of work and now I am getting all kinds of naughty images with lemons in my head. X D

[Maria13]

Tasmen wrote...

Tellervo wrote...

I'm told I'm good at it. That doesn't make it any easier to write. If it were just "insert tab A into slot B, repeat", it would be easy. You can't just write about sex between two people, though, you've got think about the reader, think about what teases them, about what looks hot. And sometimes it's a chore. Like right now.

I always scowl at the screen in disgust when I'm done writing it and then post it anyway.

Not to mention you need to remember things like each person only has 2 hands and probably are not acrobats with the flexibility of a romanian gymnast.  Ya know?

But yes, I do wish you could simply say:  They like do it, yo!  And be done with it!

Umm, not for me.  For me, so far, I guess it's because I'm still an amateur, getting to the sex scene is the crux of the whole story, one of the most important parts, the climax... So to say.

[Maria13]

leeboi2 wrote...

EtteStarz wrote...

leeboi2 wrote...

Thank's for posting the link Shadow (Lemons in it btw if you read )

Finallly, someone who can explain lemons and limes to me.  What is it?

Don't know what limes are =/ Lemons are sexual naughty thingies  

Brit slang for "lesbian"?

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL me too Ette. X D

[Maria13]

EtteStarz wrote...

  - okay, then limes = limeys?  I'm becoming so cultured. 

We're called "limeys" because the British Royal Navy insisted in the 19th century that each of its crew members consume a certain amount of lime cordial a day...  In order to prevent scurvy.  The consumption of cordial by what were supposed to be seasoned sea dogs was considered effeminate, hence the nickname.

[Gilgamesh1138]

I thought it had to do with scurvy... LOL, must read before posting! Almost missed Maria's post.



It also is the title to one of my fav movies "The Limey," with the delectable and delicious Terrance Stamp!

[Maria13]

"Priscilla" anyone?

[Gilgamesh1138]

"Priscilla Queen of the Desert!" WOOT another fav of mine!

[Miri1984]

Used to be my local pub - the one they used in that movie. Got very, very drunk there one night during Uni. Ah, good times .

[Gilgamesh1138]

Did your friends hold back your hair for you when you? That is a sign of a true mate. They will hold your hair back while you unswallow. : D Ah, nothing like getting ****** faced when still young enough that you bounce back fast. Ah, the good old days.

[Miri1984]

Heheh. Yup. Wouldn't do it now. I think you felt just as bad back then the next day, but it was all about lack of foresight. Wisdom through experience .

[leeboi2]

The good old days I wouldn't know about them being 'old days' since I'm in them myself

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL! Oh you have so much to learn young padawan. : D Miri is right more like foresight! Just remember Leeboi2, beer before liquor never sicker, liquor before beer be of good cheer. : D

[leeboi2]

Haha, I'll tell my mates that one I don't drink beer personally, too weak

[Miri1984]

Are you American? There's a joke about American beer being like making love on a raft.

[Miri1984]

..... f*cking close to water.

[leeboi2]

Haha, clever I'm not American I'm ze English!

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL true it is like a raft! And have you seen the size of the cans? Geeze!  And they drink it from cans, ew

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 08 mai 2010 - 01:50 .

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

@Shadow, thanks for the link, would you be so kind ast to link Tellervo's too? I want to go leave AWESOME SAUCE on his reviews.

Chains is the link supplied for Tellervo. (You could link it yourself, lazy person )

[Tasmen]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

@Shadow, thanks for the link, would you be so kind ast to link Tellervo's too? I want to go leave AWESOME SAUCE on his reviews.

Chains is the link supplied for Tellervo. (You could link it yourself, lazy person )

Well I appreciate /someone/ linking it.  I'm on a fic reading frenzy atm as a reward for having been prolific this week (or at least prolific for /me/).

[Miri1984]

Well, English beer is lovely, if a little warm for my tastes. Gil, drinking beer from cans is great in Australia - keeps it nice and cold! Cold enough to numb the fingers, which is why we have tinnies!



(I haven't drunk beer since I was in my early twenties btw.)

[Gilgamesh1138]

American beer in tinnies is bleh. Australian beer in tinnies is very lovely indeed!

A dad who brews homeade beer is really nice!



Warm beer, yuck!



@ Shadow, not lazy love, technologically inept. You remember my first posts for my fanfic, First page still isn't right. And my links are horrid. *sigh*