Fanfiction Sucks
#9676
Posté 04 mai 2011 - 12:19
Person: So you do writing! As a hobby? Written anything big?
Me: I did a 145k word story last year.
Person: *impressed!* Wow. Are you getting it published.
Me: Nah, it's not something I can publish. I just put it online for people to read.
Person: Can I read it?
Me: Um...it's written for a specific audience in mind so you might not get the full story, but if you want?
Person: Why can't you get it published?
Me: It's just...*cough*fanfiction*cough*...not publishable? And I only did it for fun?
#9677
Posté 04 mai 2011 - 04:13
Modifié par DreGregoire, 04 mai 2011 - 04:15 .
#9678
Posté 04 mai 2011 - 05:09
I just read this after going through no less than 3 tests saying my Cousland was a Sue, just due to stuff that was all possible in the game. I kinda wish I saw that earlier.inquartata02 wrote...
Stories with the Warden are almost guaranteed to fail that litmus test by the very nature that the Warden is a playable character from a game, and by definition, overpowered and has too much influence.
#9679
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 11:23
P.S.
I'm departing from the assumption that the ashes can cure brain damage (that's what i think Eamon had) and, thus, pretty much everything else, since neurons are, as far as i remember, the most complex and capricious sort of human cells.
Modifié par Raonar, 05 mai 2011 - 11:26 .
#9680
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 12:41
I am ambivalent on restoring function to non-functioning but intact organs and limbs. Making the blind see, the lame walk, etc., certainly fits into the general holy healing schtick. I think my dividing line is if there's no visible change - the limb/organ is sufficiently intact that it looks like it ought to work, but it doesn't for some reason. I'd have a problem with a twisted leg or arm suddenly glowing and magically becoming straight.
I don't see it closing wounds or regrowing limbs.
#9681
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 12:57
But WoG is that if Leliana is slain at the Ashes there is a 'reason' she comes back to life. For all we can know it can resurrect the dead.
#9682
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:00
All of which is a semi-snarky way of saying that the ashes are a plot device designed to cure the ailing Arl.
#9683
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:02
I'll go with everything except regrowing lost limbs i think. Maybe I'll even let it cure scars or something, but that's it.
#9684
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:19
OTOH, if religious hype (or faith) is what dictates their powers, perhaps they are indeed capable. Which, on second thoughts, is probbly how it's meant to be.
#9685
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 01:47
#9686
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:04
The efficacy of faith/prayer in Thedas seems... muddled at best. Apparently the Maker isn't listening, but also apparently Andraste is? And (unless you're Tevinter) she's elevated to co-divine status, so one assumes an Andrastan would think she could answer prayers and work miracles.
I get mixes signals on the whole thing from canon, honestly. Which isn't totally off-base; popular piety and official church doctrine can diverge wildly. It might be the official position that the Maker doesn't answer prayers, but folks in Ferelden certainly seem to think it helps. The Chantry needs some Jesuits to keep the pulpits on-message, I think.
#9687
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:17
Corker wrote...
snippage
I get mixes signals on the whole thing from canon, honestly. Which isn't totally off-base; popular piety and official church doctrine can diverge wildly. It might be the official position that the Maker doesn't answer prayers, but folks in Ferelden certainly seem to think it helps. The Chantry needs some Jesuits to keep the pulpits on-message, I think.
Wouldn't they be Andrastitutes?
:innocent:
#9688
Posté 05 mai 2011 - 05:29
#9689
Posté 06 mai 2011 - 08:51
Corker wrote...
Eh, the Disciple Havard also got a free vision of Risen Andraste and was one of her closest followers. That's more the Road to Emmaus, IMO, than just encountering a relic. (Not that anyone was healed on the Road to Emmaus, but if they were, it kind of fits the suit since the pilgrims were in the presence of the living divine.)
The efficacy of faith/prayer in Thedas seems... muddled at best. Apparently the Maker isn't listening, but also apparently Andraste is? And (unless you're Tevinter) she's elevated to co-divine status, so one assumes an Andrastan would think she could answer prayers and work miracles.
I get mixes signals on the whole thing from canon, honestly. Which isn't totally off-base; popular piety and official church doctrine can diverge wildly. It might be the official position that the Maker doesn't answer prayers, but folks in Ferelden certainly seem to think it helps. The Chantry needs some Jesuits to keep the pulpits on-message, I think.
Well, I'm not suggesting that what happens in Andraste's temple is evidence of any aspects of the Andrastian faith being true, per se. More than the concentrated lyrium could have absorbed/reflected/echoed the beliefs of others, from the miraculous curing agency of the Ashes to the religious sentiments of the Guardian. It's been *influenced* by faith and the belief of those who once kept the temple and tomb, and whether or not the basis of that faith is true, that's what the lyrium has been imbued with.
(...and now I'm wondering if the Primeval Thaig had something similar but drastically *opposite* happen. Huh.)
#9690
Posté 06 mai 2011 - 09:35
And "The Stone Lives beneath Orlais" -a golem in DA2 says this- may be the nexus of souls. This Dwraven faith that they return to the stone probably has more to it than just hogwash.
I also think the 'trap' with four large faces the Warden fights in his way to the Anvil, the one that spawns dwarven spirits, is proof of this.
#9691
Posté 06 mai 2011 - 04:24
Did people migrate off ff.net recently? I haven't got much in the way of updates on subscribed stories by people who are usually pretty consistent.
#9692
Posté 06 mai 2011 - 06:44
KSuri wrote...
@Raonar......That is the coolest of beans theory on lyrium I've heard.
Did people migrate off ff.net recently? I haven't got much in the way of updates on subscribed stories by people who are usually pretty consistent.
Well, there must be a reason lyrium is called the voice of the ancestors, right? And that guy, Garin, the addled merchant in orzammar, says Lyrium is "more alive than you or me, raw blood of the eath."
I also noticed a drop in FF.net feedback, particulrly reviews. I think they were put off by that week (or two?) when reviwing, posting new stories/chapters and pretty much everything esle gave errors. I have my story up on Archive of Our Own but I never got any comments there (not that I expected any).
Modifié par Raonar, 06 mai 2011 - 06:45 .
#9693
Posté 06 mai 2011 - 09:50
I have nothing to add to the discussion, but lyrium being more interesting than it already is intrigues me.
#9694
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 01:46
#9695
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 02:16
Contains sensitive subjects though so we'll see what happens.
#9696
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 06:05
I had been stuck on Anders, because Anders 2.0 kept crowding in. Luckily the good folks on IRC last night at Warden's Vigil came up with some excellent ideas on how to pair the two. I'm saving the Brosca prompt for the very last as I want to be self indulgent and wallow in it.
#9697
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 08:04
#9698
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 08:51
Merilsell wrote...
Hmm, there is a slight drop back in my stats the past two weeks...then again they have been borderline insane for 2 months now. So it seems to get more normal now where the (first) DA2-hype is gone. It seems my Blight story has drawn its attention from this as well. As for reviews, I have my regular 4-5 reviews per week and a few new readers, so I'm not complaining. But I also update once per week since nearly 2 months instead of bi-weekly. Dunno if that had so much of an effect.
I can't seem to update more often than once every 3-4 weeks --how do you all do it? And Merilsell, your chapters are not short-- so I wonder if that has an effect on my stats. I do get some new readers each time, but I'm equally grateful for those who come back after such a long hiatus and continue to read the new chapters.
#9699
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 08:56
#9700
Posté 07 mai 2011 - 10:20
Actually I don't know, lol. I have a wonderful beta made of awesomesauce who is as crazy as me and really fast and throughout with her corrections *hugs Mackillian* ...so that helps to keep my weekly schedule. Then I also have (almost) always a chapter more written than of what is published. Buffer are awesome and keep me from doing a lot of OMGOMGOMG flailing when the end of the week is near and time to publish.Morwen Eledhwen wrote...
I can't seem to update more often than once every 3-4 weeks --how do you all do it? And Merilsell, your chapters are not short-- so I wonder if that has an effect on my stats. I do get some new readers each time, but I'm equally grateful for those who come back after such a long hiatus and continue to read the new chapters.
As for the chapter length, I have arranged myself with the fact that I can't pull out a chapter under 5000 words for the sake of my life. Ever. So accepting the fact makes it easier to not flail when I publish a typical 9k word chapter, lol. Wordy FF is wordy. But I don't think that I have more reader because of that...sure the weekly schedule helps to be more present but I would rather think that people are bewildered by the pure length of it. 280k words and still counting. Cough.





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