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[soignee]

brb, herfderfing

[TanithAeyrs]

Soignee, don't worry, you do a great job with Zev.



I don't think there is a way that we can avoid filtering Zevran (or any of the other characters for that matter) through our own perceptions. The game certainly gives good boundaries and guidelines for each character, but we all see something a little different. Now if someone wrote about a Zevran who easily admitted his feelings or ran around Ferelden saving kittens and proclaiming the benfits of abstinence I would have to cry foul. Overall though, most of the fanfics keep Zev relatively true to character.

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

Zevran: There is absolutely nothing wrong with rescuing kittens. The ladies *love* kittens.
Anders: I've noticed the same thing...
Zevran: And climbing trees after the adorable little devils have gotten themselves stuck has definite advantages. It gives people something to think about, watching a handsome elven man from below...as it were.
Anders: Not so easy in robes. You do wear something under that leather skirt of yours, right?
Zevran: That depends. Do you have a cat that is in need of saving?
Anders: ...just a second. *rustle of robes* Ser Pounce-a-Lot, today you will be learning how to climb trees. Won't that be fun?
Ser Pounce-a-Lot: *meow!*

[TanithAeyrs]

LOL, love it Shadow. I should have said Zev wouldn't rescue kittens without either ulterior motives or maybe if he thought no one was looking (might ruin his image you know).



Puts kitten in tree and waits for Zev - must see that view.

[westiex9]

You know it seems really strange that Dragon age has a fanfic page but mass effect doesn't, which is a shame really because i love both games



Oh and due to shadows post my cat is now keeping vigil in the trees, Zevran will come eventually.....and yes...it will be glorious

[Gilgamesh1138]

Shadow you crack me up! Perfect Zevran impression.



*puts own cat in tree. Sits down to wait for Zev*

[MireliA]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Shadow you crack me up! Perfect Zevran impression.

*puts own cat in tree. Sits down to wait for Zev*

Damn my old cat wouldn't climb trees. I miss having a moggy and not just because of the view...

Love that conversation Shadow

[westiex9]

LOl i wonder what the news will make of this  cat in tree phenomenon
FOX NEWS UNFAIR AND BIASED: BREAKING NEWS!!
newcaster: and now lets cross over to judgmental conservative for the latest on what experts are calling the Zevran cat cult
Judgmental conservative: well now parker the way i see it this is some sort of satanic cult and Zevran is their fancy foreign name for the devil, plus this cult seems to have affiliations with Bioware which has a history of perversion and sin stretchin back as far as i can remember!!!
Newscaster:Steve is that a cat in your tree!
Judgemental conservative: What are you trying to imply about me Parker!! are you saying im in the dragon age closet!!! Im not!!! mittens is just keepin watch for communists nothin more
Newcaster: well okay then back to the studio
(later)
Judgemental conservative: Thats it mittens soon Zevrans gonna be all mine!!!!

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL! Westie!

[Tasmen]

westiex9 wrote...
(later)
Judgemental conservative: Thats it mittens soon Zevrans gonna be all mine!!!!

For some reason that just makes me think of  "It's Always Sunny" and the kitten mittens commercial.  You can view that here.

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL I love that show!

[Miri1984]

Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

Zevran: There is absolutely nothing wrong with rescuing kittens. The ladies *love* kittens.
Anders: I've noticed the same thing...
Zevran: And climbing trees after the adorable little devils have gotten themselves stuck has definite advantages. It gives people something to think about, watching a handsome elven man from below...as it were.
Anders: Not so easy in robes. You do wear something under that leather skirt of yours, right?
Zevran: That depends. Do you have a cat that is in need of saving?
Anders: ...just a second. *rustle of robes* Ser Pounce-a-Lot, today you will be learning how to climb trees. Won't that be fun?
Ser Pounce-a-Lot: *meow!*

I'm soooo putting some Zevran/Anders interaction into my latest fic. I think they're soul mates.

[Gilgamesh1138]

YAY another Miri masterpiece! *Glomps Miri*

[Miri1984]

*is happily glomped*

[Gilgamesh1138]

[westiex9]

A Fox news special with Jill O'Really:Zevrans cat cult, innocent game or....SATANIC DEATH CULT

Jill: hey folks welcome to todays interview, with me is liberal douche

Liberal: hey my name is jonathan! i chair the university of kansas i demand respect!

Jill: whatever! the point is your wrong!! this so-called fan club is in fact a conspiracy against the nations values! i mean look at the way these gamers flock to this "Zevran" its clearly a communist plot to infect our nation with sleeze and sin!

Liberal: are you people crazy!! its a video game!! Zevran is a character in a fictional universe!

Jill:Yeah just like you said that mass effect was a decent and mature science fiction game, when in fact it was a sex simulator

Liberal: oh please! you never even played mass effect!!

Jill: I had valuable sources

Liberal: Reactionary groups count as sources do they? forget it im leaving!(walks out)

Jill: (looking at audience) He's wrong!....and probably a communist...tune in next week when we show you why the jedi are corrupting your children.

(off camera)

Jill: hey paul! is that cat on the studio roof yet?

paul: yeah....why am i placing a cat on the studio roof?

Jill: just shut up and do it!....yessss...soon Zevran will be mine.....

Modifié par westiex9, 14 mai 2010 - 12:11 .

[Gilgamesh1138]

Jill needs to keep her hands off! Though no doubt Zev would offer himself for a three way. : D

[TanithAeyrs]

Getting dark here, pulls cat out of tree to put her up for the night. Now where could Zev be?

Oh, that's right, I left him in Isabela's ship with Anders and Pounce...

Me: "Oh, Anders, can I borrow Pounce for a minute?"
Anders: "I don't trust you. You almost had Isabela throw her off the ship for being bad luck?"
Me: "I have a way to guarantee that Isabela will never try to make her swim."
Anders: "I'm listening..."
Me: Whispers in Anders ear.
Anders: "Oh, can I watch too?"
Me: "Just give me Pounce." Chases cat up the main mast.
Anders: "Zev, you have to help, Pounce has gone up the mast. And look, all the fans from the community creations forum are here to watch."
Zevran: Bows to ladies and gentlemen of the forum. "If you wish to see the great Zevran Arainai in action, well, that can be arranged." Zevran slowly climbs the mast, revealing just what he doesn't wear under his armor.

Tanith drops her beer on the deck and drools. Nudges West- better get CNN to cover this one, not Fox.

A special thanks and a nod to Shadow for the original idea.

Modifié par TanithAeyrs, 14 mai 2010 - 04:15 .

[Gilgamesh1138]

*Sets down deck chair, sits with wine and nibbles to watch as Zev climbs the mast enjoying the view.

[westiex9]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

*Sets down deck chair, sits with wine and nibbles to watch as Zev climbs the mast enjoying the view.

Places another deck chair down and cracks open a can of irish stout

"and now we just sit back and watch our antivan freind display his.....assets hehe

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL! *smacks westie on the back, careful not to spill the stout*



Indeed my friend, indeed!

[westiex9]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

ROFL! *smacks westie on the back, careful not to spill the stout*

Indeed my friend, indeed!

Plus i hear he's a great dancer!

[westiex9]

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

ROFL! *smacks westie on the back, careful not to spill the stout*

Indeed my friend, indeed!

Plus i hear he's a great dancer!

[Gilgamesh1138]

ROFL!

[Shadow of Light Dragon]

Tasmen wrote...

For some reason that just makes me think of  "It's Always Sunny" and the kitten mittens commercial.  You can view that here.

That. Was. AWESOME.

Must show cat-loving friends...