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#1476
Shadow of Light Dragon

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We have a head vault? Awesome! :o

#1477
Gilgamesh1138

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Oh that is good to know! I could use a replacement when I read the stories here! I do feel sorry for the Janitors though.



Head vault... I have a picture of the heads in jars in Futurama.

#1478
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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

We have a head vault? Awesome! :o


Westie: Yeah you wouldn't believe how useful it is! Posted Image......hang on  a second...YOU IDIOTS THIS IS A BABY SIZED HEAD!!!Posted Image

Janitor#1: Hey it wasnt our fault!

Janitor#2: Yeah the guys who stock the vault ran out of adult sized ones

Westie: This thing is tiny...oh god i sound like im on helium!!!

Janitor#1: Hehe Posted Image thats prettt funny!

Westie: Posted Image

Janitor#2: Errr what pauly means is...we can order a replacement head..but it'll take a while

Westie: I hate you guys!! so much!!

#1479
Shadow of Light Dragon

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Hehe...westie sounds even CUTER than usual. ;D

#1480
Gilgamesh1138

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Aw, he sounds like Alvin, or is it Theodore?

#1481
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I have no idea what's going on here but I like it. *goes back to writing seedy dwarven politics*

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Head vault sounds like something completely different to me. I suppose that means I should keep my mouth shut/fingers still.

#1483
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I'm thinking a vault inside one's head, or maybe some type of gymnastics trick.

#1484
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If you're still missing your traffic stats on FF.net, then you're not alone, really not alone. Forgot they had a forum, link to relevant thread here: forum.fanfiction.net/topic/2872/24804542/2/

Modifié par Maria13, 23 mai 2010 - 01:30 .


#1485
MireliA

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Maria13 wrote...

If you're still missing your traffic stats on FF.net, then you're not alone, really not alone. Forgot they had a forum, link to relevant thread here: forum.fanfiction.net/topic/2872/24804542/2/


I finally gave in and send them an e-mail. I tried to pretend not having stats wasn't bothering me when it really was. Unfortunately as its Sunday I can't get onto the forum. My service provider is having a meltdown.

Ahh dont ya just love modern technology...<_<

#1486
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MireliA wrote...

I finally gave in and send them an e-mail. I tried to pretend not having stats wasn't bothering me when it really was. Unfortunately as its Sunday I can't get onto the forum. My service provider is having a meltdown.

Ahh dont ya just love modern technology...<_<


Yup, technology is the bane of my existence, MireliA.  Though I often wondered when people generally read ff.  Obviously, you get more hits when you've updated your work but apart from that...who knows?

#1487
Gilgamesh1138

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I am so having stats withdrawl, really really badly. I sent another email. No response.


#1488
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Yeah, me too. It's like working and not knowing how you're getting on, having to do everything blind. It so does suck.

#1489
MireliA

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EtteStarz wrote...

MireliA wrote...

I finally gave in and send them an e-mail. I tried to pretend not having stats wasn't bothering me when it really was. Unfortunately as its Sunday I can't get onto the forum. My service provider is having a meltdown.

Ahh dont ya just love modern technology...<_<


Yup, technology is the bane of my existence, MireliA.  Though I often wondered when people generally read ff.  Obviously, you get more hits when you've updated your work but apart from that...who knows?


Thats what I thought but then I got a review a few days ago from a short story I posted a month ago. But that might because they were looking for that specific character (Teagan) to read. Apart from that I don't know either.

And the lack of stats is doing my head in! :?

#1490
Gilgamesh1138

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me too!


#1491
MireliA

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Perhaps we should have a lack of stats support group... LOSS ;)

#1492
Gilgamesh1138

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ROFL we should!

#1493
Shadow of Light Dragon

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Are your stats from previous months working? You can just load those for a nostalgia fix... ;)

#1494
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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

Are your stats from previous months working? You can just load those for a nostalgia fix... ;)


You could, but it's really depressing to see new chpaters with 0 hits.  And knowing that these chpaters will never look as popular hurts, especially when you think they're real crowd pleasers.

*grumbles*

This is so totally another thing delaying my next chapter, I admit.  *is a bad person*

#1495
Gilgamesh1138

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Nah, I am with you Lady D. And I was hoping to compare this month with last months. *Grumble* And I did so that Shadow, but it made me sad...

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Nah, I am with you Lady D. And I was hoping to compare this month with last months. *Grumble* And I did so that Shadow, but it made me sad...


That is something I like doing too is comparing month by month.  Oh wellz....  We are to be denied.

#1497
Shadow of Light Dragon

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Hm...so looking at past stats when you have no new ones is like 'reliving the glory days'.



That *is* a little sad. *offers hugs and some of her stats* ;)

#1498
Gilgamesh1138

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Aw, thanks Shadow! You are a sweetie. I have been living vicariously through another friend's stats too.
I especially find the stats loverly when I go to all the trouble to fight with the format on this forum only to have no one read it here. The stats tell me it is getting read at least on FF. *pouts*

And edited for being a big fat hypocrit. I complain about no one reading and commenting on the forum, and I realize I didn't do that very thing for Shadow. UGH! :pinched:

And edited because here I am pouting about the stats bar and I just got another review, and story fav and alert for "Soulmates," from a brand new fan. ROFL!    Ah, the Universe has a sense of humor.  It likes to put banana peels down for me and watch me slip and slide. :blush:

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 24 mai 2010 - 04:07 .


#1499
Shadow of Light Dragon

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Yeah, the format is a bastard. >.<



Though I've noticed on FF.Net it will sometimes mash two words together for no reason at all. The original Word version is fine, but published to FF.Net I get odd little discprepancies. o_O Anyone else get this?

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Me! *raises hand*