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#1576
soignee

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Sagacious Rage wrote...

Oh, the kinkmeme. What a journey of self-discovery that was. The weekend started with one of my irc buddies custom-writing a prompt so specific for me to just get me to write some damned smut already that I think the only comment (other than hers) was "I don't get it."

And then I wrote a few other things and was about to put it away until CAILAN EXPLODED INTO MY LIFE.

We spent a wild weekend together. A wild, glorious weekend. And I haven't been back since. But me and Cailan? We'll always have Val Royeaux.


hahaha ilu and your Cailan funtiems.

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The self-insert fic posted on the "message board" is my favorite :D

Well, after Teyrna Robinson, of course.  She's so far out there in happy land that she doesn't even compare to the rest :D

Modifié par odiedragon, 26 mai 2010 - 03:36 .


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Sagacious Rage

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I can't claim credit for the self-insert. I didn't even know about the prompt until it had been filled, and then why try to improve upon perfection?

But Teyrna Robinson was all me B)

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odiedragon

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I swear that was yours :( Oh well. Damn Cailan.

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Okay Sag, I want a link to you and Cailan!

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I admit I am very choosy about what I read on kmeme. There are several authors that I will always read if they provide a link because they write interesting material that highlights something about their characters and their stories do not contain the atrocious phrasing that makes me cringe. I don't look through the archives for random stories though - there are some things I just don't want to read, eg. rape.



I'm still working my way through writing steamy scenes, so I doubt I will be contributing to the kmeme in the near future.

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Sagacious Rage

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Okay Sag, I want a link to you and Cailan!


I tried an anon!fail but the forum formatting here was truncating my links so they all broke :pinched: I'll post them all to ff.net at some point and link you, maybe tonight if I have time.

#1583
Gilgamesh1138

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SWEET! Thanks Saga!

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soignee wrote...

3) I don't poke around kmeme anymore, the rape/noncon stories freak me out and make me sad. Apparently there's a better archiving system now so I won't trip over it, but eh. There was a horrible Brosca one that sent me into horrible mess for a day. I am aware I shouldn't have read it but as a species we're one of the "let's touch the wet paint despite the sign" type, and I did.



DA kmeme is tame.  Trust me.  Very, very tame.  AC kmeme is full of noncon and other weirdness to the point of being completely unreadable.  This?  This is nothing.

I always anonfail now.  I tried to maintain for a little bit, but gave up--I like ego strokes far too much.

Modifié par Tellervo, 26 mai 2010 - 08:25 .


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Oooh. My stats are back! It seems they had a "dismemberment Tuesday" problem :)

#1586
Gilgamesh1138

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LOL! Glad they are back for all of us! YAY us, we are ridiculously awesome! : )

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Tellervo wrote...

soignee wrote...

3) I don't poke around kmeme anymore, the rape/noncon stories freak me out and make me sad. Apparently there's a better archiving system now so I won't trip over it, but eh. There was a horrible Brosca one that sent me into horrible mess for a day. I am aware I shouldn't have read it but as a species we're one of the "let's touch the wet paint despite the sign" type, and I did.



DA kmeme is tame.  Trust me.  Very, very tame.  AC kmeme is full of noncon and other weirdness to the point of being completely unreadable.  This?  This is nothing.

I always anonfail now.  I tried to maintain for a little bit, but gave up--I like ego strokes far too much.


Stay classy, fandom :-/

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Tellervo wrote...

I always anonfail now.  I tried to maintain for a little bit, but gave up--I like ego strokes far too much.


Heh, ultimately, that is why I anon fail a lot of the time too.  Kmeme isn't about only stroking Alistair or Zevran.  Hell no.

#1589
Sagacious Rage

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Ugh, Gilgamesh. You better appreciate. I didn't save any of the original files so I have to dig through the kmeme and copy-paste everything into a document and then save and then upload and OH GOD THE THINGS I DO TO GET MY EGO STROKED

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Gilgamesh1138

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Wow Saga, you didn't have to do that! But I appreciate it! Where do I go so I can stroke your ego?


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Miri1984

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Man, all the innuendo in here is making me flustered :).

#1592
Gilgamesh1138

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"Its making me kinda *snorts* anxious if ya know what I mean"- Beetlejuice



LOL Miri!

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Tasmen wrote...

Tellervo wrote...

I always anonfail now.  I tried to maintain for a little bit, but gave up--I like ego strokes far too much.


Heh, ultimately, that is why I anon fail a lot of the time too.  Kmeme isn't about only stroking Alistair or Zevran.  Hell no.


Yeah, kmeme is great for a(n ego) quicky...  ;)

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Sagacious Rage

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Wow Saga, you didn't have to do that! But I appreciate it! Where do I go so I can stroke your ego?


It's all right here: www.fanfiction.net/s/6001185/1/

I really don't know if I'll ever add more to it. But then again, I never ever thought I'd contribute that much to begin with, so there you go.

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Thanks Saga, I reviewed! Now I need a cold, cold shower. : D

#1596
Sagacious Rage

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LOL yeah I remember feeling sticky by the time I was done with all that

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ROFL! I like that... sticky. Well, I can't thank you enough, that was a wonderfully wild ride! : D

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Sagacious Rage wrote...

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Wow Saga, you didn't have to do that! But I appreciate it! Where do I go so I can stroke your ego?


It's all right here: www.fanfiction.net/s/6001185/1/

I really don't know if I'll ever add more to it. But then again, I never ever thought I'd contribute that much to begin with, so there you go.


Thanks for the link, Saggs, good stuff.  Appreciated. :devil:

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oh god I am writing a wild west showdown in Dust Town, Dragon Age style. WHAT AM I DOINGGGGG? Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-



Their walk through the Commons was watched; she knew it would be. As they headed to the entrance to her old neighbourhood she nodded once to the guards outside, knowing they were in Jarvia’s pocket. “Boys,” she said distantly, flipping a silver bit in her hands. “Best make yourselves scarce. Dust Town’s about to get real messy.” The coin was flicked into the dirt of the ground, and she walked forward. The streets were watching, she knew; her message and intention would be carried forward loud and clear into Jarvia‘s ear before she even reached her hideout.




what is this I don't even

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soignee wrote...

oh god I am writing a wild west showdown in Dust Town, Dragon Age style. WHAT AM I DOINGGGGG? Ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff-

Their walk through the Commons was watched; she knew it would be. As they headed to the entrance to her old neighbourhood she nodded once to the guards outside, knowing they were in Jarvia’s pocket. “Boys,” she said distantly, flipping a silver bit in her hands. “Best make yourselves scarce. Dust Town’s about to get real messy.” The coin was flicked into the dirt of the ground, and she walked forward. The streets were watching, she knew; her message and intention would be carried forward loud and clear into Jarvia‘s ear before she even reached her hideout.


what is this I don't even


OK Corral? High Noon?  Fun?:D