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#2176
soignee

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“I have a proposition. A challenge, if you will,” Zevran said in an undertone.

Missa carefully put down her bowl of soup and fixed him a look. “Most of your challenges end up with me with no clothes on. Shall I just get to the point now and strip, or are you aiming for something completely different?”


Gosh, I wonder where this is going...

*headdesk*

#2177
Gilgamesh1138

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ROFL!!! *arm punch Missa style*

Modifié par Gilgamesh1138, 23 juin 2010 - 01:38 .


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Shadow of Light Dragon

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I reckon that whatever challenge Zevran has to offer, it can be done JUST AS WELL NAKED.



(Unless he was going to propose Strip Poker. It defeats the purpose if you're already in the buff.)

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Shadow of Light Dragon wrote...

I reckon that whatever challenge Zevran has to offer, it can be done JUST AS WELL NAKED.

(Unless he was going to propose Strip Poker. It defeats the purpose if you're already in the buff.)



He'd also win.  No matter what.

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Warden, it is the journey which is of importance, not the destination.

/wynnevoice

#2181
Gilgamesh1138

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I love the idea of naked games with Zev...*slaps self* Must behave I am at work!!

#2182
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Yeah Zevran gets the upper hand in this one. I may clean this up and remove the, uh, more porny elements and shove it DDW, as essentially I am lazy and recycling is always a winner.

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soignee wrote...

“I have a proposition. A challenge, if you will,” Zevran said in an undertone.

Missa carefully put down her bowl of soup and fixed him a look. “Most of your challenges end up with me with no clothes on. Shall I just get to the point now and strip, or are you aiming for something completely different?”


Gosh, I wonder where this is going...

*headdesk*




Well, even if you change it, that's a great line.  You need to keep that in, wherever it ends up going.  :D

#2184
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soignee wrote...

“I have a proposition. A challenge, if you will,” Zevran said in an undertone.

Missa carefully put down her bowl of soup and fixed him a look. “Most of your challenges end up with me with no clothes on. Shall I just get to the point now and strip, or are you aiming for something completely different?”


Gosh, I wonder where this is going...

*headdesk*




That does rock...

“I didn’t tell you earlier that the grey dress suited you did I? It does. Black suits you, red suits you, naked suits you best of all…” He paused, “okay so I said no sex, why do I always promise the stupidest things?”

And smut is the staple of romance.:wub:

Modifié par Maria13, 23 juin 2010 - 06:53 .


#2185
Gilgamesh1138

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WOOT Maria!

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Well... smut is the staple of ZEVRAN's romances..... ;)



I have Cullen fangirls favoriting The Rescue... should I warn them now? Or just let them find out?

#2187
Gilgamesh1138

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LOL! Dunno are you the kind of person who rips the bandaid off slowly or quickly? ^_^

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k!meme is srsbzns. I've written 3300 words on one prompt and I'm not done, and only parts of it can be recycled as my take on the characters are not how they are in Missa's universe. It's a bit of fun, though...

#2189
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oh will you link when you are done? *bats lashes and poses suggestively for soignee*

#2190
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Sialater wrote...

Well... smut is the staple of ZEVRAN's romances..... ;)

I have Cullen fangirls favoriting The Rescue... should I warn them now? Or just let them find out?


Oh yeah, I saw that on FF.net. They're going to have a fun time when it comes to the bit you've just posted... :devil:

#2191
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Must be because it's summer here and it's hot (I mean the UK)

#2192
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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

oh will you link when you are done? *bats lashes and poses suggestively for soignee*


NSFW. Antivan milk sandwich, anyone?

(there's a few grammar/spelling mistakes, but I can't go back and edit due to it being all anon :( )

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I hope mine doesn't suck when I finally get to posting it. The first chapter is nearly done, working on a few more scenes before putting it out there for you all to hopefully enjoy :).



The main character, Andrus, is the guy I have in my profile pic...the story is about him, Morrigan *cough* and his struggle with accepting the responsibility of being a Grey Warden.



DA got me to like mages so I'm gonna write about my arcane warrior mage guy.

#2194
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Leeaire wrote...

I hope mine doesn't suck when I finally get to posting it. The first chapter is nearly done, working on a few more scenes before putting it out there for you all to hopefully enjoy :).

The main character, Andrus, is the guy I have in my profile pic...the story is about him, Morrigan *cough* and his struggle with accepting the responsibility of being a Grey Warden.

DA got me to like mages so I'm gonna write about my arcane warrior mage guy.


Good luck with that! As Anders showed male mages can be macho too...

#2195
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Oh hello mages! Anders totally convinced me men wearing skirts are sexy! Leeaire is a very handsome fellow... hello twinkle fingers!



And thanks soignee! Yum, milk sandwich... all that licking and kissing...I'll be in my tent.

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soignee wrote...

Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

oh will you link when you are done? *bats lashes and poses suggestively for soignee*


NSFW. Antivan milk sandwich, anyone?

(there's a few grammar/spelling mistakes, but I can't go back and edit due to it being all anon :( )


Grammar? Who cares!:devil:

#2197
Gilgamesh1138

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Um was there grammar? I was too busy with the sandwich to notice....

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Gilgamesh1138 wrote...

Um was there grammar? I was too busy with the sandwich to notice....


If you read kink and all you notice is the grammar you have a very sad life... :whistle:

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Leeaire wrote...

I hope mine doesn't suck when I finally get to posting it. The first chapter is nearly done, working on a few more scenes before putting it out there for you all to hopefully enjoy :).

The main character, Andrus, is the guy I have in my profile pic...the story is about him, Morrigan *cough* and his struggle with accepting the responsibility of being a Grey Warden.

DA got me to like mages so I'm gonna write about my arcane warrior mage guy.


hurrah morrigan fics! I <3 her.


*goes back to writing smut*

Modifié par soignee, 24 juin 2010 - 07:53 .


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WOOT more smut!