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[The Gay Warden]

That's exactly what Thane's loyalty mission was. CSI.

Here's the plot scheme in a nutshell:

Talk to Captain Bailey, find the guys who hired Thane's son, tail the guy who Than'e son is killing, stop the murder at the last second, have an epic staredown with Thane's son as he holds the target hostage, cops arive, then it's your decision from there.

Seriously, every aspect reminded me of CSI. I'm not the only one, I'm sure.

Modifié par The Gay Warden, 06 février 2010 - 10:41 .

[Ghrelt]

There were no sunglasses.

[The Gay Warden]

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...



"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"

[BobbyTheI]

*biting his tongue, trying hard to resist, succumbs*

"Well, Frank, it looks like Kolyat's going to cast his vote..." *puts on sunglasses* "...with a bullet."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"I think Thane's son is skipping the voting booth..." *puts on sunglasses* "...and trying his hand at playing John Wilkes Booth."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"Looks like the only tax this candidate is going to have to worry about..." *puts on sunglasses* "...is the death tax."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Okay, I need to stop now. 

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

The Gay Warden wrote...

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...

"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"

Modifié par Dr. Peter Venkman, 06 février 2010 - 08:09 .

[Toranilor]

BobbyTheI wrote...

*biting his tongue, trying hard to resist, succumbs*

"Well, Frank, it looks like Kolyat's going to cast his vote..." *puts on sunglasses* "...with a bullet."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"I think Thane's son is skipping the voting booth..." *puts on sunglasses* "...and trying his hand at playing John Wilkes Booth."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"Looks like the only tax this candidate is going to have to worry about..." *puts on sunglasses* "...is the death tax."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Okay, I need to stop now. 

This should have been the paragon way to get the information on Kolyat's target.

"My friend here is an assasin. You know what they say.. "*Sunglasses* ..." like father like son"


YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

[Giantevilhead]

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...

"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"

Wait, why does he have two pairs of sun glasses in the third panel?

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

Giantevilhead wrote...

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...

"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"

Wait, why does he have two pairs of sun glasses in the third panel?

Why not?

[BobbyTheI]

Quick and dirty, couldn't resist.

[Majpain007]

LMAO thread is full of win.

[Elastica]

I'm seriously lolling here.

[DeathCultArm]

Can he find Tali's personality?

[F3ralCr]

This is the best thread on the forum and should be made sticky for posterity.

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

BobbyTheI wrote...

*biting his tongue, trying hard to resist, succumbs*

"Well, Frank, it looks like Kolyat's going to cast his vote..." *puts on sunglasses* "...with a bullet."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"I think Thane's son is skipping the voting booth..." *puts on sunglasses* "...and trying his hand at playing John Wilkes Booth."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"Looks like the only tax this candidate is going to have to worry about..." *puts on sunglasses* "...is the death tax."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Okay, I need to stop now. 

[Dr. Peter Venkman]

For Bobby:

[Majpain007]

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

[The Gay Warden]

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

Win.

[adam_grif]

They should put an advertisement in the Citadel in ME3 or some DLC for "CSI: The Wards"

[BECC4]

Awesome thread! So funny

[Verifying]

*In the criminal justice system, assassination-based offenses are considered especiallly heinous.  In the Citadel, the dedicated operatives who investigate these viscious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Tactics and Reconnaissance Unit.  These are their stories.
MASS &
EFFECT
*DUN DUN*





EDIT:
Fix'd.

Modifié par Verifying, 06 février 2010 - 09:49 .

[aaniadyen]

Verifying wrote...

*In the criminal justice system, assassination-based offenses are considered especiallly heinous.  In the Citadel, the dedicated operatives who investigate these viscious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Tactics and Reconnaissance Unit.  These are their stories.
MASS &
EFFECT
*DUN DUN*





EDIT:
Fix'd.

Sounds like a job for Blasto.

[Verifying]

gmartin40 wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

Win.

Man this is the best thing I seen on these threads.

Agreed.

[The Gay Warden]

I have a feeling this thread is going to become huge, too...