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Mass Effect: CSI (A thread for awesome spoofs, and bad ass sunglasses)

Débuté par The Gay Warden , févr. 06 2010 07:38

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The Gay Warden
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:38

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That's exactly what Thane's loyalty mission was. CSI.

Here's the plot scheme in a nutshell:

Talk to Captain Bailey, find the guys who hired Thane's son, tail the guy who Than'e son is killing, stop the murder at the last second, have an epic staredown with Thane's son as he holds the target hostage, cops arive, then it's your decision from there.

Seriously, every aspect reminded me of CSI. I'm not the only one, I'm sure.

Modifié par The Gay Warden, 06 février 2010 - 10:41 .

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Ghrelt
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:38

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There were no sunglasses.

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The Gay Warden
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:42

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Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...



"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"

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BobbyTheI
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:51

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*biting his tongue, trying hard to resist, succumbs*

"Well, Frank, it looks like Kolyat's going to cast his vote..." *puts on sunglasses* "...with a bullet."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"I think Thane's son is skipping the voting booth..." *puts on sunglasses* "...and trying his hand at playing John Wilkes Booth."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"Looks like the only tax this candidate is going to have to worry about..." *puts on sunglasses* "...is the death tax."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Okay, I need to stop now. 

#5
Dr. Peter Venkman
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:52

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The Gay Warden wrote...

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...

"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"


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Toranilor
Posté 06 février 2010 - 07:54

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BobbyTheI wrote...

*biting his tongue, trying hard to resist, succumbs*

"Well, Frank, it looks like Kolyat's going to cast his vote..." *puts on sunglasses* "...with a bullet."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"I think Thane's son is skipping the voting booth..." *puts on sunglasses* "...and trying his hand at playing John Wilkes Booth."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"Looks like the only tax this candidate is going to have to worry about..." *puts on sunglasses* "...is the death tax."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Okay, I need to stop now. 


This should have been the paragon way to get the information on Kolyat's target.

"My friend here is an assasin. You know what they say.. "*Sunglasses* ..." like father like son"


YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!

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Giantevilhead
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:04

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Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...

"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"


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Wait, why does he have two pairs of sun glasses in the third panel?

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Dr. Peter Venkman
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:05

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Giantevilhead wrote...

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...

Yeah huh. If you have full Paragon, Shepard says...

"Hmm. I guess Thane's son finally..." *Puts on sunglasses* "DRELL his way out of his hole!"


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Wait, why does he have two pairs of sun glasses in the third panel?


Why not?

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BobbyTheI
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:13

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Quick and dirty, couldn't resist.

#10
Majpain007
Posté 06 février 2010 - 08:31

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LMAO thread is full of win.

#11
Elastica
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:20

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I'm seriously lolling here. :D

#12
DeathCultArm
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:21

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Can he find Tali's personality?

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F3ralCr
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:22

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This is the best thread on the forum and should be made sticky for posterity.

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Dr. Peter Venkman
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:31

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BobbyTheI wrote...

*biting his tongue, trying hard to resist, succumbs*

"Well, Frank, it looks like Kolyat's going to cast his vote..." *puts on sunglasses* "...with a bullet."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"I think Thane's son is skipping the voting booth..." *puts on sunglasses* "...and trying his hand at playing John Wilkes Booth."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Or...

"Looks like the only tax this candidate is going to have to worry about..." *puts on sunglasses* "...is the death tax."

YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Okay, I need to stop now. 


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Dr. Peter Venkman
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:36

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For Bobby:



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Majpain007
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:37

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Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

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:lol:

#17
The Gay Warden
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:38

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Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

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Win.

#18
adam_grif
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:45

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They should put an advertisement in the Citadel in ME3 or some DLC for "CSI: The Wards"

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BECC4
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:47

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Awesome thread! So funny

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Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:48

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*In the criminal justice system, assassination-based offenses are considered especiallly heinous.  In the Citadel, the dedicated operatives who investigate these viscious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Tactics and Reconnaissance Unit.  These are their stories.Posted ImagePosted Image
MASS &
EFFECT
*DUN DUN*

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EDIT:
Fix'd.

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Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:49

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The Gay Warden wrote...

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

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Win.


Man this is the best thing I seen on these threads.

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Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:50

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Verifying wrote...

*In the criminal justice system, assassination-based offenses are considered especiallly heinous.  In the Citadel, the dedicated operatives who investigate these viscious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Tactics and Reconnaissance Unit.  These are their stories.Posted ImagePosted Image
MASS &
EFFECT
*DUN DUN*

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EDIT:
Fix'd.

Sounds like a job for Blasto.

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Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:50

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gmartin40 wrote...

The Gay Warden wrote...

Dr. Peter Venkman wrote...

For Bobby:

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Win.


Man this is the best thing I seen on these threads.

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Agreed.

#24
The Gay Warden
Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:51

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I have a feeling this thread is going to become huge, too...

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Posté 06 février 2010 - 09:51

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Thane in a quiet moment.



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