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[Ragrappy99]

Has anyone done Miranda's Ass loyalty mission? It has a rather.. cheeky ending.

[JamesMoriarty123]

Schneidend wrote...

What makes a porn star any more real, when it comes down to it? Even given the stereotypical promiscuity of porn stars, the chances of the average person sleeping with one are slim to none. Porn stars, models, and other celebrities are only slightly more obtainable than Miranda, and not by much. Ultimately, it's all fantasy. The only difference is that Miranda does not exist, and porn stars and movie stars do exist somewhere, but they're all the same in your head.

QFT man. The average joe has only a slightly better chance at banging a porn star than banging Miranda.

[Evil Johnny 666]

Schneidend wrote...

What makes a porn star any more real, when it comes down to it? Even given the stereotypical promiscuity of porn stars, the chances of the average person sleeping with one are slim to none. Porn stars, models, and other celebrities are only slightly more obtainable than Miranda, and not by much. Ultimately, it's all fantasy. The only difference is that Miranda does not exist, and porn stars and movie stars do exist somewhere, but they're all the same in your head.

At least they are real. I don't watch sex movies and all, but I'd rather drool over an actress' ass than some character from a video-game. Or I can always drool over the ass of some girl in one of my classes too, that'd be the best. It's just that... come on...

[Booban]

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

Man... how old are you guys? I mean, she's a VIDEOGAME character... You could at least drool all over a porn star's ass...

Yeah, but its not strip poker with VGA graphics like the old days.

Even porn stars are all fixed up. Models, TV, ads, its all digitially touched up, cosmetics, its all fake.

To be honest I wouldn't have minded more realistic breast and ass, more like the real Yvonne. Actually would've prefered it, and would've zoomed in on it too.

Modifié par Booban, 06 février 2010 - 04:00 .

[Evil Johnny 666]

Booban wrote...

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

Man... how old are you guys? I mean, she's a VIDEOGAME character... You could at least drool all over a porn star's ass...

Yeah, but its not strip poker with VGA graphics like the old days.

Even porn stars are all fixed up. Models, TV, ads, its all digitially touched up, cosmetics, its all fake.

To be honest I wouldn't have minded more realistic breast and ass, more like the real Yvonne. Actually would've prefered it, and would've zoomed in on it too.

Ok, bad choice of words, replace porn star with any real woman, maybe the girl in front of you in your math class.

[vhatever]

Ragrappy99 wrote...

Has anyone done Miranda's Ass loyalty mission? It has a rather.. cheeky ending.

Umm, speaking of gratuitous ass shots, the only one close to the often-screenshotted one floating around the internet is the loyalty quest for zaeed. Pretty interesting scenery by the water.

[Booban]

vhatever wrote...

Ragrappy99 wrote...

Has anyone done Miranda's Ass loyalty mission? It has a rather.. cheeky ending.

Umm, speaking of gratuitous ass shots, the only one close to the often-screenshotted one floating around the internet is the loyalty quest for zaeed. Pretty interesting scenery by the water.

What are you talking about? Have a picture somewhere?

[Vengeful Nature]

Miranda has a nice arse? I never noticed, myself.

[Schneidend]

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...
At least they are real. I don't watch sex movies and all, but I'd rather drool over an actress' ass than some character from a video-game. Or I can always drool over the ass of some girl in one of my classes too, that'd be the best. It's just that... come on...

The point is that, real or not, they are almost equally inaccessible. For the sake of argument, say you have a 0.01%
chance of ever sleeping with a person from any film industry. That is not much better than Miranda's 0.00000% chance. And, ultimately, in a person's fantasies, Jenna Jameson (an example) and Miranda Lawson are both equally imaginary.

[EvilPikachu]

Schneidend wrote...

 Even given the stereotypical promiscuity of porn stars, the chances of the average person sleeping with one are slim to none.

You've obviously never encountered a porn star so desperate for an eightball of coke that she'll do literally anything to get her fix. 

[EvilPikachu]

For her sake, given how "Chuck" seems to be under threat of cancellation every season, I hope Yvonne Strahovski's career thrives after the show ends.



I'd hate to see a haggard, 45-year old Yvonne sharing a convention booth with a bloated Carrie Fisher and the girl from "Buck Rogers" (Erin Gray?) signing computer scans of Miranda for aging gamers.

[Evil Johnny 666]

Schneidend wrote...

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...
At least they are real. I don't watch sex movies and all, but I'd rather drool over an actress' ass than some character from a video-game. Or I can always drool over the ass of some girl in one of my classes too, that'd be the best. It's just that... come on...

The point is that, real or not, they are almost equally inaccessible. For the sake of argument, say you have a 0.01%
chance of ever sleeping with a person from any film industry. That is not much better than Miranda's 0.00000% chance. And, ultimately, in a person's fantasies, Jenna Jameson (an example) and Miranda Lawson are both equally imaginary.

So if they are equally inaccessible, why settle with "someone" not real, made of pixels? Thing is, if you watch a movie for example, it's not your fantasy, you're watching something real. I mean, am I the only one who find a situation like this when people drool over a fake ass of pixels a little... unsettling?

[kstigum]

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

So if they are equally inaccessible, why settle with "someone" not real, made of pixels? Thing is, if you watch a movie for example, it's not your fantasy, you're watching something real. I mean, am I the only one who find a situation like this when people drool over a fake ass of pixels a little... unsettling?

I don't know how your monitor works, but mine is all pixels, regardless of what's on it.

[Schneidend]

kstigum wrote...

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

So if they are equally inaccessible, why settle with "someone" not real, made of pixels? Thing is, if you watch a movie for example, it's not your fantasy, you're watching something real. I mean, am I the only one who find a situation like this when people drool over a fake ass of pixels a little... unsettling?

I don't know how your monitor works, but mine is all pixels, regardless of what's on it.

This.

EvilPikachu wrote...

You've obviously never encountered a
porn star so desperate for an eightball of coke that she'll do
literally anything to get her fix. 

Lol! You're my kind of scumbag, Pika. I think we'll get along just fine.

[Evil Johnny 666]

kstigum wrote...

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

So if they are equally inaccessible, why settle with "someone" not real, made of pixels? Thing is, if you watch a movie for example, it's not your fantasy, you're watching something real. I mean, am I the only one who find a situation like this when people drool over a fake ass of pixels a little... unsettling?

I don't know how your monitor works, but mine is all pixels, regardless of what's on it.

Please. Do I have to explain it in detail to you? Even if a screen is made of pixels, the person it portays in a movie is REAL while Mirande is NOT. Innacessible or not, one is real flesh and blood while the other is computer programs. And hell, like I said, just look at some girl in your classes, you will see her for real. Sure, she probably doesn't have a "perfect" ass as she's not all made up. I'd rather drool over the real ass of one of the chicks in my class that something I can't even put in my fantasies since it's real, unless I'd be high and like imaginating video games making out... Hey, I have a solution for you! Go see some dancers on in bars and tell me if they're innacessible.

Modifié par Evil Johnny 666, 06 février 2010 - 06:44 .

[Schneidend]

This value you have placed on "real" is purely a construct of your personal perceptions, likely engendered by the repressed culture in which many of us live. Mass Effect itself is not real, but I imagine it is no more or less entertaining to you than your favorite movie. Likewise, Miranda is not real, and her likeness Yvonne Strahovsky is real, but thinking about either gets me to stand at attention all the same, as Engineer Donnelly puts it.

[ME2Shephard]

I personally think Mordin's ass is nicer...

Modifié par ME2Shephard, 06 février 2010 - 08:20 .

[Traumacrazy]

ME2Shephard wrote...

I personally think Mordin's ass is nicer...

...does he even have one=]

[GAJVER]

прива

[Evil Johnny 666]

Schneidend wrote...

This value you have placed on "real" is purely a construct of your personal perceptions, likely engendered by the repressed culture in which many of us live. Mass Effect itself is not real, but I imagine it is no more or less entertaining to you than your favorite movie. Likewise, Miranda is not real, and her likeness Yvonne Strahovsky is real, but thinking about either gets me to stand at attention all the same, as Engineer Donnelly puts it.

Ok, I'm done, this is way past redemption. I don't understand how can ANYONE not prefer watching a real human being than one made up of computer programs. I don't know, I kind of prefer real life girls, I may be weird...

[Stofsk]

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

Schneidend wrote...

This value you have placed on "real" is purely a construct of your personal perceptions, likely engendered by the repressed culture in which many of us live. Mass Effect itself is not real, but I imagine it is no more or less entertaining to you than your favorite movie. Likewise, Miranda is not real, and her likeness Yvonne Strahovsky is real, but thinking about either gets me to stand at attention all the same, as Engineer Donnelly puts it.

Ok, I'm done, this is way past redemption. I don't understand how can ANYONE not prefer watching a real human being than one made up of computer programs. I don't know, I kind of prefer real life girls, I may be weird...

Why do you suppose artists painted pictures of naked women for centuries before somone invented the camera and could take photographs? Is it so hard to understand that regardless of the medium used, any depiction of a woman would be appealing?

[Kwonnern]

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

Man... how old are you guys? I mean, she's a VIDEOGAME character... You could at least drool all over a porn star's ass...

Appreciation of  the female form and shape does not stop at high-school, Johnny.

[JamesT91]

its threads like this that earn gamers bad reputations- being sad enough to spend their free time discussing how much they like to perve at an animated character

[Evil Johnny 666]

Kwonnern wrote...

Evil Johnny 666 wrote...

Man... how old are you guys? I mean, she's a VIDEOGAME character... You could at least drool all over a porn star's ass...

Appreciation of  the female form and shape does not stop at high-school, Johnny.

I said porn star to name real women, that's all. That's not appreciation of the female form since she's only an interpretation of how a female would look in a videogame, and obviously, nature don't make all women like Miranda. You can't appreciate something that is not even made by nature...

[NewZealand]

AntiChri5 wrote...

Booban wrote...

AntiChri5 wrote...

Booban wrote...

I don't like how when I use sniper rifle to zoom in on her ass she crouches.

Why would you want to shoot Mirandas Ass?

Zoom! Not shoot! Zoom in on it!

But the gun could misfire!! You are endangering Mirandas Ass and that cannot be forgiven!!! Yes we have all felt the urge to see just how close a look we can get but we cannot take the risk!