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[GodofEmperors]

sttm64 wrote...

it turns out the whole thing was a dream. and sheperd gets up out of bed and starts playing ME1.

Nice:)

[Collider]

The reapers are actually good and you team up with them against the real threat.

[brgillespie]

Shepard falls asleep at the end of the game... and suddenly Chris Priestly wakes up in bed one day in 2003 or whenever and rushes into work for the daily meeting at a company called Bioware, saying, "Dudes, I have an awesome idea for a game!"

[Lucy Glitter]

BlackwindTheCommander wrote...

Reaper: Shepard... I am your father...

Shepard: Oh bullshi- *Reaper Death Laser*

Reaper: lol what an idiot...

And the cycle of extinction continues...

LOL

[brgillespie]

The final battle is decided when Shepard calls the massive fleet battle to a halt and goes down to a nearby planet's surface.



Dropping all his weaponry to the ground and stripping nude to the waist (femShep will have a sports bra), Shepard will unsheathe a boot knife and raise it to the air and yell, "Harbinger, stop screwing around and let the galaxy go! It's me that you want, and I've only got one arm! You can beat me!"



Harbinger will order the Reaper fleet to stop and begin to look all tempted. Shepard continues, "Come on, Harbinger, throw away that chicken-**** energy-beam cannon. You don't want to pull a trigger... you want to stick a knife in me!"



Harbinger, unable to resist the 1980s classic Final Fight Scene Unarmed Challenge will promptly possess a conveniently-placed nearby Geth corpse on the planet. The fate of the galaxy will be decided by a fight to the death with knives!



Replace the two schmucks in the following video with Shepard and Harbinger.

[NeoGuardian86]

you screw it all up...

Reapers win.

very simple.

[Xerxes52]

The Citadel Council builds a series of powerful ring-shaped weapons that will instantly destroy all life in the galaxy, preventing the Reapers from harvesting them.

[The Capital Gaultier]

Shepard gains superior power through a mass relay accident. Now able to "feel the Reapers," he or she attacks in the Normandy in a full frontal assault, destroying all of them in a suicidal bionic storm. One Reaper survives and Shepard has the choice of executing them with a bionic lash or allowing the Reaper to form its own society within galactic society.



If the Rachni were allowed to live, they arrive ten minutes too late and invite Shepard back to a week-long party on Rachnar.

[vigna]

You save the galaxy, humanity is thrown to heights never imagined, and then TIM says..."Remember, I owed you one Shepard". He presses a button and Shep turns to grey goo undoing the resurrection. Your teammates cry.

[HAGA NAGA]

uh. i'm thinkin a half human half octopus (original) reaper. "I'm a human Reaper, SHepard. with octopus skills that you cannot deny!"

[CerealWar]

Anacronian Stryx wrote...

The Reapers attack and Normandy and crew makes a run for it, EDI is revealed to be an Angel and with her help they finally find a planet untouched by the Reapers - The crew of the Normandy then throw away all technology and decides to live like cavemen for no apparent reason - The End.

I lol'd

[Crimson Shame]

It takes the Reapers 100 years to get to the galaxy and wreak havoc on all life as we know it.  By that time, Shepard is an old man (or woman) in a nursing home and everyone thinks he's crazy...  but he knows that the threat is real, and he has to escape, and find all his old teammates, so they can save the galaxy!  ONE LAST TIME!

You have old, decrepit Garrus, Ashley, and Kaiden, and Jacob and they all have walkers and canes and the game is full of old person jokes and old person hijinks (not to mention the love scene).

Modifié par Crimson Shame, 07 février 2010 - 07:20 .

[SharpEdgeSoda]

Not exactly, but, you get the idea.

[sttm64]

GodofEmperors wrote...

sttm64 wrote...

it turns out the whole thing was a dream. and sheperd gets up out of bed and starts playing ME1.

Nice:)

many thanks

[Highdragonslayer]

The last boss is actually the head reaper who is controls all the reapers, Shepard defeats him by pulling out a music box and playing it. Then he one shots him with that pistol.

He then gets to choose between money which is insanely easy to get, his companoins back, or another choice that doesn't help him much, and nobody really gives him a reward for.

[ZehnWaters]

"Sir! We've just lost contact with the Moon base!"
* * * *
Cut to Moon base; Reapers are zooming past. Then a figure appears on the dusty surface.

"How dare you darken the bright light of the Moon! It has stood for millenia as a sign of peace and hope for the lovely people of Earth. I stand for love! I stand for justice! Bishojou Senshi, Sailor Moon! And in the name of the Moon, I will punish you!"

Reapers: "....."

"Silver Crystal Power Kiss!" Eternal Sailor Moon blasts one of the Reapers to bits. In response the Reapers turn and attack.

"Silence Wall!" But Super Sailor Saturn blocks their attack.

"Come on guys!" Super Sailor Venus says. "We've gotta protect Sailor Moon!"

The other seven Sailor Senshi join Sailor Saturn and form a protective energy barrier around her. Sailor Moon destroys all of the Reapers. She then returns to Earth and ushers in a new era of peace as Neo-Queen Serenity from her capital of Crystal Tokyo.
* * * *
As a Sailor Moon fan I actually wouldn't mind this ending.

*Snort* Couldn't you just imagine it though?

"Tuchanka Planet Power! Make-up!" Then a chunky female Krogan comes lumbering out wearing a Sailor Fuku. The only thing funnier would be Sailor Kahje and Sailor Dekuuna.

"Excited exclamation: Dekuuna Planet Power! Make-up!"

Someone totally needs to draw these.

[illsteward]

There will be just one way to determine the outcome.

You have any surviving love interest from any game (and since BW is now connecting their other series to ME, I mean ANY) = reapers go mad and destroy the entire universe.

You don't have any love interest = Shepard finds a Reaper of opposite gender to theirs, prepares a wedding of galactical proportions, and once the "Galactic Readiness" bar hits it's full, a new game mechanic, called "The 90's Cliche Ending" will kick in and you'll witness a wedding of Shep and some Reaper. In the end, Reapers will take shep away from the Galaxy and build a new Reaper using DNA of as many races as you have get to co-operate, ending with that octopus thingie Reapers look like.