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[macky00]

Tali,Jack,Miranda,Liara and Ashley all get pissed at Shepard because he wants to **** them all and is always flirting and shoot him in the dick until he dies.



THE END

[Shadow_broker]

this isnt my name wrote...

Shadow_broker wrote...

this isnt my name wrote...

Shadow_broker wrote...

this isnt my name wrote...

Tazzmission wrote...

after the final batle the next cutscene is bioware fans ****ing and moaning on me2 going to ps3

Or people like you, who are just as annoyin, yet you **** about others ****ing, honestly dragging it here your no better.<_<

Wow really?
Your rambling made me lose IQ

Wow did you really need to make a reply just to post that, great contribution.

Didn't your reply just do the samething
Dumb reply is dumb

I don't understand the internet

[TheClue]

It turns out the whole story of the Reapers was just a big joke played on you by the Turian Councilor. Every single character of the Mass Effect series was in on it, and all were 5 star actors. The enemies were actually just very realistic AI dummies. Once Shepard takes it all in, all the characters across the ME trilogy meet in a single room, sharing laughs and patting each other on the back. Credits roll.

[macky00]

Shepard got Punked basically

[Whole Particle]

The final mission against the Reapers takes place on a volcanic planet where you have to hunt down the various Reaper AIs in an alloted amount of time before they wipe out all advanced organic life in the galaxy.

After several desperate attempts, you finally manage to succeed in hunting down and eliminating enough of the Reapers AIs. Then all of the sudden the entire world goes blank and disappears, followed by a voice you hear over the loudspeaker:

"Commander, your ability to detect the differences between what's real and what's simulated seems to be improving."

[Annihilator27]

Harbinger "We are the beginning *Assumes direct control of shepard* You are the end" Harbinger "I am in control of this form, It is over" Shepard nods in agreement and then with his last ounce of strength says "Everything that has a beginning, Has an end" Shepard then starts to spasz out with biotic energy breaking his body apart and then explodes, Chain reaction starts with the reaper fleet................

Modifié par annihilator27, 22 août 2010 - 04:12 .

[xDarkicex]

Cuts too black mid sentence like a series that some of you might remember..

[rayvioletta]

just as Shepherd is about the deliver the final blow to the final boss, save the 'verse and be a big damn hero, a voice calls out "wake up! time for school!" and you find out that it was all Just A Dream

[MisterDyslexo]

Shepard's about to go destroy the Reaper Hive mind with some sort of bomb, martyring himself, and as the bomb goes off, he wakes up in Purgatory, and is told that he died years ago on Akuze/Elysium/Torfan. Sorta like that ABC show, except with better writing

Modifié par MisterDyslexo, 22 août 2010 - 06:12 .

[DarklightZERO]

You destroy the reapers, as you report your success the the council they announce that its time for the citadel instrumentality project. All of a sudden nakked blue haired girls appear out of no where and reduce everyone to Tang. However this is all interspaced with clips of people monologuing about loneliness, real life footage and Shepherd strangling Tali while happy music plays.

THE END!

[Mendelevosa]

Shepard finds the Death Note and writes "Reapers."

[Kid_SixXx]

I like greatgeek's answer.



I had the most horrible nightmere, ever. You were in it, Ashley and so were you, Miranda...

Modifié par Kid_SixXx, 24 août 2010 - 04:28 .

[SirRengeti]

Worst possible ending?

Shepard kills Harbinger just the moment before he realized, that Harbinger was his little brother. Next scene shows little boy/girl Shepard waking up in bed and all was just a bad dream.

Modifié par SirRengeti, 24 août 2010 - 05:23 .

[casedawgz]

The Experienced City Elf wakes up and muses on the crazy dream he had about a space marine with his voice.

[darknoon5]

/matrix spoilers below







The ending to matrix revolutions tweaked so in the end the reapers aren't even defeated, they just make a promise that realistically, as AI's they would have no intention to keep.

That was an appaling ending to a great series, I just hope mass effect's ending is better.

[coinop25]

Final level is an escort mission where you need to protect Joker from a rain of blunt objects.



(Personally I will be happy as long as the last boss is not a man-sized enemy like in ME1. I'm fighting giant robot elder gods -- make 'em feel big and scary!)

[Oblivious]

mrc390 wrote...

You wake up on the normandy,turns out that after coming into contact with the beacon on eden prime you went into a four month coma,oh and you're fired for destroying the beacon

lawlz. That is win:wizard:

[archurban]

I think that it's not reaper issue anymore. the problem is Illusive man and pro humanity society. they push too much themselves that other aliens start to hate it. then all of sudden aliens make alliance with reaper to destroy Illusive man and Cerberus in the end. Shepard will realize that he was almost **** up himself.

[Miramar52]

After finishing ME3 as a renegade Shepard and just as you are about to spend some time with your LI, Samara appears and kills you for violating the Justicar code. The end.

[MrnDvlDg161]

.... why would you want ME3 to be the End?



That would suck.

[MrnDvlDg161]

Joker, looking around suddenly rises up as if he was never sick or lame to begin with, pulls out a suppressed laser pistol and takes out Shepard at the behest of TIM --- then proceeds to kill each of the crew members one by one as if he was Raiden from Metal Gear Solid: Guns Of The Patriots, and then you see him with Terminator II glasses, smoking a cigar and chiming in:



" The Shepard Directive is done Sir --- crew has been executed and reaper technology obtained for extraction"

[Miramar52]

MrnDvlDg161 wrote...

.... why would you want ME3 to be the End?

That would suck.

Perhaps. There are worse things than endings though...such as terrible spinoffs.

[MrnDvlDg161]

Miramar52 wrote...

MrnDvlDg161 wrote...

.... why would you want ME3 to be the End?

That would suck.

Perhaps. There are worse things than endings though...such as terrible spinoffs.

Welp, an't that the DLC department?

[HTTP 404]

the Reapers arrive and we find out we can kill them with the common cold from shepard's sneeze