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[General Douchington]

Well at the end of Mass Effect 3: Shepardeater you, Naked Shepard, kills Anderson(AKA "The Shepard") then Naked Shepard becomes Big Shepard.

Modifié par General Douchington, 11 septembre 2010 - 01:47 .

[Annihilator27]

Gibb_Shepard wrote...

I think an ultimate sacrifise ending would be terrible. One where shepard and his closest friends all die to save the galaxy. But unfortunately i have a feeling that this is how it will end.

I think that as well. Go out with a bang.

[jackkel dragon]

The Reapers are just trying to start a milkshake company called the "Milky Way." They found that humans taste good, so they want to use humans as the flavoring.



The Citadel Council and Terminus Systems leaders all agree to enslave the humans as a food source for the Reapers, to keep them appeased.



[fox] Shepard becomes Harbinger's sex toy. The final scene is interactive rape. [/fox]

[Legion 2.5]

A halo 3 based ending would be worst.



The Normandy is in the reaper relay, but it explodes, most of it with all the crew goes to the citadel while shepard and either Joker/EDI/and certain crewmate are send to another part of the galaxy and shepard freezes himself to await rescue.

[jackkel dragon]

Legion 2.5 wrote...

A halo 3 based ending would be worst.

The Normandy is in the reaper relay, but it explodes, most of it with all the crew goes to the citadel while shepard and either Joker/EDI/and certain crewmate are send to another part of the galaxy and shepard freezes himself to await rescue.

And the expansion pack turns out to be a prequel.

[Legion 2.5]

Big fan of Halo myself but don't want any relations to the ending of Halo 3 in it. Not even the Normandy blowing up like the Forward Unto Dawn.

[Chuvvy]

Just before the end a bioware employee shows up at your house yanks out the power cord, slaps you and then spits in your face. This happens every time you attempt to finish the game.

[jackkel dragon]

@Legion 2.5: I love Halo too, can't wait for Reach. It's just that I don't want Halo in my Mass Effect either.



@Sidell505: The BioWare employee will alternate between Stanley Woo and Evil Chris. Evil Chris does... evil things to you while Stanley Woo shouts "It's Volusing Time!" and hammers you before saying "End of line" and walking away.



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There is an alternate ending where you can kill off all your closest friends and allies to gain bonus abilities on future new games. Sadly, this reward does not transfer to saves made before the completion of the alternate ending.

[Legion 2.5]

Got a good one. Once you get to the reapers you and your team split into half to distract them. All of a sudden, Joker shoots your buddies and a flashback comes back of him talking to the Illusive Man ordering him to retrieve Epsilon. Red vs Blue reference.

[jackkel dragon]

Red vs. Blue, huh? I'll raise you an obscure Spriggs ending... or beginning?

Shepard is accidentally hit by a missile from Tali, who was trying to kill Legion out of some (possibly unexplained) bitter hatred. Shepard then has to be treated by Miranda, who rapes him. He later gets shot again and he goes through surgery to become a turian.

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The Shadow Broker turns out to be a member of the Citadel Council, and strips Shepard of Spectre status. He then accidentally squishes the Council (minus Anderson, who has quit.) The first half of the game is capturing and torturing the SB for info. Anderson runs off to start a clinic and get married, and isn't seen again until the epilogue slideshow. The torture scenes are fully interactive gameplay scenes, with new torturing gameplay.

The second half of the game involves space battles against the Reapers, with no real intro. We suddenly have a scene where Reapers attack, and a watered-down starship shooter mini-game begins. It turns out this "mini-game" is the gameplay of the second half of the game.

In the end, we finally face Harbinger and have to challenge him to a card duel. Harbinger decides on the game "War" and loads his deck with Aces, making it impossible to win. Due to the magic of the game, each time Harbinger wins a round someone Shepard cares about dies. Shepard uses a Duex ex Machina to win, and goes to a parallel realm to save the souls of his allies.

The epilogue slideshow will also be specifically programmed to give incorrect endings, the conditionals will be reversed and the slides are poorly written to begin with.

Modifié par jackkel dragon, 11 septembre 2010 - 03:18 .

[bandfred]

Forced ultimate sacrifice ending.

[Inquisitor Recon]

Shepard writes a depressing suicide note, pulls out a gun, and headshots himself in his cabin.

You discover the suicide note was all about the death of his fish and how he couldn't take it.

[Gibb_Shepard]

bandfred wrote...

Forced ultimate sacrifice ending.

this

[Punahedan]

Rocks fall; everyone dies.

[jackkel dragon]

Love the fish ending! That would actually be hilarious after I stopped crying over such a terrible ending.

[ME2IsAwesomelyAwesome]

Every Planet Blows up.

[Annihilator27]

ME2IsAwesomelyAwesome wrote...

Every Planet Blows up.

Thats random as hell lmao.

[jackkel dragon]

annihilator27 wrote...

ME2IsAwesomelyAwesome wrote...

Every Planet Blows up.

Thats random as hell lmao.

They blow into Grunt Headshot Confetti.

And candy.

[wolley5050]

ME3 released for ps3 and macs only hahaha.. I would be so mad

[FuturePasTimeCE]

wolley5050 wrote...

ME3 released for ps3 and macs only hahaha.. I would be so mad

that'd obviously be retarded.

[Axeface]

The reapers pick up old radio signals from earth of Lady Gaga, and run away to another galaxy.

[Lapetus]

When the Reapers attack, it's revealed that Harbinger was their enemy, and the only way to defeat them is with him TAKING DIRECT CONTROL of some sort of reaper/human hybrid.   Hope no-one killed him.

Modifié par Lapetus, 12 septembre 2010 - 10:46 .

[krogen117]

Edi, "this game was a joke" the end.