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Think of the worst possible ending for Mass Effect 3.


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Lao Dan

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Tali goes missing. Harbinger allows himself to be captured and tricks Shepard into driving him to a secluded area full of power lines. Suddenly a delivery truck pulls up with a package, which Garrus opens. Shepard keeps asking "What's in the box?!? What's in the box!?!"

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#152
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Worst possible ending? A Bentusi "trade" fleet emerges and destroy the reapers after repeated warnings to cease fire...wait who am I kidding I would be laughing so hard I couldn't call it a bad ending.

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You see the epic fight between shepard and the king reaper.Everything pauses and charles barkley walks in the room , offering two $5 nba bucket box's.Shepard gets the cheesy gordita crunch , while the King reaper gets the volcano box.

After eating they decide that their both full.The End(Taco Bell paid Bioware enough money to edit the original ending and everyone who bought the game is pissed.)

Modifié par LOST SPARTANJLC, 18 février 2010 - 10:54 .


#154
Dave the Seagull

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"The truth is that the HUMANS are the real Reapers!"

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The Reapers land on Earth to harvest humanity and halfway through their harvesting they succumb to human sickness and disease.

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Shepard dies, Reapers kill everyone slowly?

I can't imagine it getting much worse than that.

#157
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Shepard has to sacrifice his reaper self to appease the reapers. The end.

#158
Blind Lark

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It was alllll a dream.

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Shepard meets a reaper:

Reaper: "Shepard-Commander!"
Shepard: "Are you going to attack me?"
Reaper: "No"
Shepard: "Every other reaper i've met wanted to melt me into a human milkshake"
Reaper: " We have not met you"
Shepard: "You and I havent... but I've met other Reapers"
Reaper: "No, we are all Reapers and we have not met. Shepard-Commander opposes Heretics, Shepard commander opposes Harbinger.
Shepard: "Wait so your not allied with Harbinger?"
Reaper: "No... Harbinger believes it will bring your salvation through destruction, it will assume direct control of all advanced organic life. We simply want more genetic milkshakes... Cooperation will further mutual goals"
Shepard: Are you asking to join us?...
.........................................

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Shepherd finds out that his memories (spacer, colonist, earthborn) were actually fabricated by the Citadel Council and that he used to be the Master Reaper. As a Reaper he tried to destroy the galaxy but was stopped by Miranda, who must then perform a sacrificial ritual in order to save the galaxy from the Darksp...I mean Reapers.

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Lao Dan wrote...

Tali goes missing. Harbinger allows himself to be captured and tricks Shepard into driving him to a secluded area full of power lines. Suddenly a delivery truck pulls up with a package, which Garrus opens. Shepard keeps asking "What's in the box?!? What's in the box!?!"


Seven reference?

#162
Dave the Seagull

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"Shepard? Is that the last of them?"

"Yes Blasto, we've succeeded in our mission, the Reapers are all dea- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"



Actually, scratch that. That's would be an awesome ending!

#163
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Last super reaper dies floating above the milky way in the most dramatic way you can think of, curtain falls...Curtain lifts, all the cast including reapers dancing in a line singing "love me love me say that you'll love me" broadway style... The End

#164
Lao Dan

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Suolara wrote...

Lao Dan wrote...

Tali goes missing. Harbinger allows himself to be captured and tricks Shepard into driving him to a secluded area full of power lines. Suddenly a delivery truck pulls up with a package, which Garrus opens. Shepard keeps asking "What's in the box?!? What's in the box!?!"


Seven reference?


Yes

#165
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The worst possible ending for ME3... a stupid overused crappy "Hero's Ultimate Sacrifice" ending as the ONLY ending. Other equally bad endings would include Shepard dieing... again. If anyone ever deserved to live after going through the crap Shepard has gone through then look no further than Shepard himself. That man deserves a big break.

#166
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The reapers' fleet combine into a huge transformer and destroy the entire galaxy from afar with their huge death ray.

#167
Spam Eelam

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It was all just a dream.

#168
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its all just a film, with shepard as the main character, turians are just CG, and asari are just chicks with skull caps :P why else would they have the film grain effects? :P

#169
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The game starts, you see Shepard getting angrier and angrier after hearing more crap from the council then he suddenly explodes and the credits begin to roll while you watch scenes of the reapers putting on tap hats and begin dancing.

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BeyondFX wrote...

The game starts, you see Shepard getting angrier and angrier after hearing more crap from the council then he suddenly explodes and the credits begin to roll while you watch scenes of the reapers putting on tap hats and begin dancing.


this ending is made of win, like so many others posted here.

#171
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The Hanar celebrate your defeat of the Reapers by capturing you, tying you up, and then they take you to a secluded area. There, they force you to strip and perform sexual rituals on their leader, Blasto. Afterwards, you are forced to mate with a hanar, to form a hybrid capable of fighting the Reapers if they ever return. Cue credits.

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Betting the reapers that they can't say their own name backwards three times. (srepaer) Faced with an impossible task they overload and are sucked back into the dimension they came from.

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Miranda shoots Shepard in the head and says ," I was born as a reaper, and you will die as a man!" And then it shows her kissing the illusive man and Tali says ,' NOOOOOOOOOOO" and then the citadel blows up

#174
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Shepard Disconnects from the Matrix and goes to sleep

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Shepard kills the reapers while they are distracted by a paper-clip asking if they want help.