28731 réponses à ce sujet

[Brahlis]

nm

[Kami102]

-Tali and Shep visit the Migrant Fleet-

Tali: Shepard.. I just want you to know... Well.. umm..
Shepard: What is it, Tali?
Tali: Well.. many of the quarian females have heard of your.. erm.. "heroics"
Shepard: Really?
Tali: Yes, so don't be suprised if a few other.. ah.. women.. approach you..
Shepard: Don't worry Tali, you're the only one I'll ever say "yes" to.

--Door slides open, revealing a mob of quarian females on the other side--

Shepard: .....
Rann: Well.. Shepard.. Hello there~
Tali: Auntie?! What is th--
Rann: Take her away! Grab Shepard ladies!
Shepard: ..wh-what?!
--Tali gets dragged away by the others--
Tali: Shepard!
Shepard: No! Tali! Gah! Let go of me!
Quarian Female: Shepard~ come to my place, I have neural stimulants~
Shepard: Gah! Get back, all of you!
Rann: Relax Shepard.. We just wan't some "intimacy" with you
Shepard: You!? But you're Tali's Aunt!
Rann: We can't help it, Shepard! 70% of the migrant fleet are female. We're physically and emotionally starved~
Shepard: Wouldn't you all get sick?!
Rann: That's a risk we're willing to take... STRIP HIM
Shepard: Noo! LEAVE ME ALONE. TALI!
-starts bashing his way through-
Shepard: Tali! where are you!?
Admiral Xen: Hey, there Shepard~
Shepard: EWW. YOU HATE ME!
-smack-
Shepard: Taliiiiiii!
--gets tackled and is swarmed by the female quarians--
Shepard: N-not the pants!


Tali: Shepard!
Shepard: ...Tali!

--The quarians hiss at Tali, claiming dibs on Shepard--

Tali: -yells- Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! rawr~

Shepard: ....Don't you mean "Go for the optics, Chitikka, Go for the o--
---Watches in horror as a Gigantic Space Hamster in a spacesuit tears through the Ship's walls--

Shepard: TALI?!

Tali: --laughs maniacally as Boo shoves the quarian women off Shepard--
Tali: Quick! Grab on Shepard!
-Shepard grabs her arm and sits behind her as Boo jumps out of the Migrant Fleet-

----

Shepard: .....Tali... where the hell did you get Boo?
Tali: These pockets are deeper than you think, Shepard...
Shepard: .....

Modifié par Kami102, 08 février 2010 - 10:25 .

[Brahlis]

People asking how to get sigs;



Go to your profile --> Forum Settings --> Signature.



Paste this in the signature area without the spaces in the tags.



[IMG ]http://i50.tinypic.com/mbkg0z.png[/ IMG]

[Shades_Shady]

Xena_Shepard wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

BREAKING NEWS MASS EFFECT TWO FANS

Mass Effect 2 Starting Tuesday February 9 at 12:00pm Mountain Standard Time, Mass Effect 2 fans will be able to download some new free DLC for Mass Effect 2. This DLC is the new Cerberus Armor and M-22a Eviscerator Shotgun. You can learn more about the DLC on the BioWare Social forums here: http://social.biowar...3/index/1074772

YES!!!!

I too am excited  the Cerberus armor looks good, and it seems they addressed that fact that people don't like the helmets being unremoveable on DLC armor by giving the Cerberus armor a clear visor.

I never really minded the helmets not being removeable.

The helmets arn't bad, I just like seeing the face I spent all night working to perfection! >

[Litos456]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

Attention Attention everyone! My epic ME2 video is officially released! I don't know if this is significant but it's so epic I just wanna scream about it. WARNING: Major Spoilers! Beat the game first before watching! Please enjoy!!

Good job! Your "Argh!" comment brought a smile to my lips.

Thanks, but I have a sad feeling that I kinda failed with this video... doesn't give me those chills I was hoping to get, and noone else seems to be too excited with it either lol.
Shame, since I was hoping this would be a milestone video, for me and well... I guess I'll try to use the Salarian method of quickly accepting things and moving on.

[Alanosborn1991]

OH SNAP!

[Xena_Shepard]

MarineBorn wrote...

could someone tell me how to get the recon hood it says its a dr.pepper promo but i dont kno what that means...???

It was a Dr. Pepper promo thing where you'd buy a specially marked Dr. Pepper bottle and under the cap was a code to use on drpepper.com and you could choose one of three ME2 items, one is the recon hood, get three bottles and you can get all three items.

[SF117]

antilles333 wrote...

BREAKING NEWS MASS EFFECT TWO FANS

Mass Effect 2 Starting Tuesday February 9 at 12:00pm Mountain Standard Time, Mass Effect 2 fans will be able to download some new free DLC for Mass Effect 2. This DLC is the new Cerberus Armor and M-22a Eviscerator Shotgun. You can learn more about the DLC on the BioWare Social forums here: http://social.biowar...3/index/1074772

Thanks for that.  The armor doesn't look bad.

[Kami102]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...



OH SNAP!

WRONG GAME MASTER CHIEF, WRONG GAME

*cries*

[GuyWithFace]

Xena_Shepard wrote...


Let's put it this way, if your toaster, which is a damn machine, suddenly rose up and kicked you out of your own home, how would that make you feel?

The fact that the Geth are soulless machines doesn't seem to be getting across well to you people, them being self-aware doesn't make them people or give them souls or feelings, it simply means they KNOW they exist.

Hey, we do understand that.

But I also understand that the Quarians are in ABSOLUTELY NO CONDITION for an all-out war with a heartless race of self-aware AI's that feel no pain who are substantially more war-capable than themselves.

It's in the best interest of the Quarians. I know they hate the Geth, but that doesn't help if they drive themselves to the brink of extinction through war.

[Litos456]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...



OH SNAP!

YES HAHAHA MY PREDICTION WAS CORRECT!!!!

[The_KFD_Case]

MarineBorn wrote...

so has bioware said anything about tali yet?

It's not a word-for-word statement of confirmation but it's the best we got at present time:

Mass Effect 3 has been reported to already be in the planning
stages. What things would you like to see improved from the end of the
development cycle of Mass Effect 2 to Mass Effect 3?

• I think the biggest thing is first of all the resolution of all the
  plots, all the decisions players have made throughout. Being able to
  play and experience all the surviving cast members, all the characters
  people liked. That’s one big part of it.
  The other part though is really down to the feedback we’ll get
  from fans having played Mass Effect 2. That’s going to be our biggest
  focus is understanding the way people play our games and trying to make
  them better based on what they say about them.

[AkA-AmdusciA_]

MarineBorn wrote...

Alanosborn1991 wrote...



OH SNAP!

SON OF A ****!!!!!!!!!

My reaction
www.youtube.com/watch

[GuyWithFace]

Litos456 wrote...



Thanks, but I have a sad feeling that I kinda failed with this video... doesn't give me those chills I was hoping to get, and noone else seems to be too excited with it either lol.
Shame, since I was hoping this would be a milestone video, for me and well... I guess I'll try to use the Salarian method of quickly accepting things and moving on.

There were certain points where the combination of music + video clip gave me chills.

I thought it was an awesome video!

[Shades_Shady]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...



OH SNAP!

GRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xena_Shepard]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...



OH SNAP!

LOL THEY SAY UNDER HER MASK ISN'T A FACE...THERE IS ONLY ANOTHER MASK.

Nice in-game cam hack.

[mothbanquet]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

DarchAngelDavid wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

I dunno, war has a habit of making the most bloodthirsty of men yearn for nothing but peace and quiet until the end of their days.

Agreed. While I haven't served in some of the places you've mentioned, Moth, I can relate. I've never felt so pacifistic as when I was an active soldier. Had something to do with suddenly having the authority to use lethal force and being taught  how to use certain equipment and shown just what the consequences of their usage can lead to.

I have to agree with you.  It takes are real sick person to get into real life violence and be able to contiue it without wearing down mentally.  Shepard will one day need to stop and enjoy what he has fought for.  Tali will be the one to give him that comfort if I have anything to say about it.

Let me shake your hand sir.

He'll need her love to cope with the nightmares of burning ships, dying friends and dead civilians thatwill haunt him for his whole life.  Although you can't forget, a real, true love is enough to help you cope.

Truer words are rarely spoken (or typed for that matter).

That's why I went for a certain depiction of shepard in my fic, I like heroes who are all too human. Black and white good or evil types are a little too dull and predictable for my tastes.

[Goat_Shepard]

Xena_Shepard wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

antilles333 wrote...

BREAKING NEWS MASS EFFECT TWO FANS

Mass Effect 2 Starting Tuesday February 9 at 12:00pm Mountain Standard Time, Mass Effect 2 fans will be able to download some new free DLC for Mass Effect 2. This DLC is the new Cerberus Armor and M-22a Eviscerator Shotgun. You can learn more about the DLC on the BioWare Social forums here: http://social.biowar...3/index/1074772

YES!!!!

I too am excited  the Cerberus armor looks good, and it seems they addressed that fact that people don't like the helmets being unremoveable on DLC armor by giving the Cerberus armor a clear visor.

I never really minded the helmets not being removeable.

Really? After downing a shot of "blue stuff"
from a turian bartender straight through your helmet, it doesn't bother
you? Everyone standing around in a totally safe environment with their
helmets off, and Shepard's standing there like "IS THERE AIR? YOU DON'T
KNOW!" (Galaxy Quest reference).

Everyone else just stairs at the faceless goliath in
front of them. He gives them a stern look but who the hell knows the
difference when his ugly mug is hidden the whole time.

I'm prolly just picky, but there's a lot of eye contact between you and Tali on the flotilla, and not seeing Shepards eyes ruined it for me so much I had to restart the mission.

[Kami102]

MarineBorn wrote...

kahmi u should write a fanfic

I've run out of Idea juice .__.

I was thinking of doing something like with tali and Shep on the quarian homeworld but I dunno...


I need more Quarian Juice!
(no not that kind, you sick bastards)










(...weeeellll....)

[The_KFD_Case]

Jake71887 wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Arrtis wrote...

Who says quarian love is the same as human love?

Tali does.

That and the humans who wrote her 

'Nuff said.

[mothbanquet]

Alanosborn1991 wrote...



OH SNAP!

It's like our worst nightmares come true!!!!