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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 2.0!!

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#4751
thepyro13
Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:20

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BLACKOUT228 wrote...

thepyro13 wrote...

We have become so popular the Tali haters have made an anti-thread, which will fail epicly, and just end up making more Tali publicity


Let 'em do it. It'll probably just start a flame war and get shut down. We will endure.


I think thats true but stooping to thier level can only hurt our cause

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:20

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nitefyre410 wrote...

Himmelstor-commander shall this mobile platform deploy script attack to neutralize anti Tali thread?

No. No. Previous patterns suggest it will close on its own.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:21

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thepyro13 wrote...

Yazman wrote...

They did? Tali haters? what the hell? Whats to hate? Tali is amazing!


Yea they did, its somewhere on the first page


I just saw it and it makes me angry. Why would somebody CHOOSE to spread hatred? Why would you try and attack people because they're celebrating, having fun, and enjoying something? 

Thats horrible. The person who made that thread is a terrible human being.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:22

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Lol, going through, found Kami's non-porn Tali scene! Reposting it here!:



Shepard: *walks in on Tali pointing a gun at Legion*

....Tali?



Tali: Shepard! He was trying to scan my omni-tool!



Shepard: Legion, is this true?



Legion: Yes, Shepard Commander.



Shepard: ...Well WHY were you going through her Omni-tool?



Legion: This platform wanted to make a simple message to the others.



Shepard: Well what's wrong with that Tali?



Tali: W-well, he doesn't know how to operate it, what if he presses a wrong button or something?



Legion: Unlikely. We are very knowledgeable in Omnitools. See?

*presses a button*



-Tali's voice is heard in a playback message-



Oh oh oh

Today, shepard did the CUTEST thing~

When he walked by, he did this little smile at me.

I practically melted -- thank KEELAH for this mask, I would of been SOOO embarrassed!!!

I mean, some nights I just lay awake at night thinking about him.. I.. I mean the little pole beside my station does have a little grip where if i lean on it right i ca--



Shepard: ........



Legion: ........



Tali: ..........



Legion: ....oops

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:22

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I know. Hate comes with popularity. Sometimes with a good reason (think twilight) but this.. is just sad. How can someone hate Tali? She's such a cutie pie.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:22

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Best thing to do (and this may be hypocritical since I posted in that thread) is to ignore a Tali hate thread. Let them die without even leaving the first page in number of posts.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:23

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antilles333 wrote...

Lol, going through, found Kami's non-porn Tali scene! Reposting it here!:

Shepard: *walks in on Tali pointing a gun at Legion*
....Tali?

Tali: Shepard! He was trying to scan my omni-tool!

Shepard: Legion, is this true?

Legion: Yes, Shepard Commander.

Shepard: ...Well WHY were you going through her Omni-tool?

Legion: This platform wanted to make a simple message to the others.

Shepard: Well what's wrong with that Tali?

Tali: W-well, he doesn't know how to operate it, what if he presses a wrong button or something?

Legion: Unlikely. We are very knowledgeable in Omnitools. See?
*presses a button*

-Tali's voice is heard in a playback message-

Oh oh oh
Today, shepard did the CUTEST thing~
When he walked by, he did this little smile at me.
I practically melted -- thank KEELAH for this mask, I would of been SOOO embarrassed!!!
I mean, some nights I just lay awake at night thinking about him.. I.. I mean the little pole beside my station does have a little grip where if i lean on it right i ca--

Shepard: ........

Legion: ........

Tali: ..........

Legion: ....oops

Hahahahahaha...
Appreciated...

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:23

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antilles333 wrote...

Going through posts and found Himmel's (before he was Mordin Jr.) post about Ashley. Gonna repost that here!


Ash: "You cheated on me with WHO?"

Shep: "Tali...what...?"

Ash: "I am going to kill you. Then her. Then you again."

Shep: "If you go anywhere near Tali, I will kill you!"

Ash: "W-what?"

Shep: "I'm with Tali. She trusted me. She loves me. You obviously never did."

Ash: "But, you're leaving me for...an alien?"

Shep: "And with a question like that, you wonder why."

agreed. I want to Paragon punch her in ME3.... then nuke her. Two years ago i never thought i would say that

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:23

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Nevermind, that was totally near porn...

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:23

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this song works really well for tali as well....




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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:23

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antilles333 wrote...

Lol, going through, found Kami's non-porn Tali scene! Reposting it here!:

Shepard: *walks in on Tali pointing a gun at Legion*
....Tali?

Tali: Shepard! He was trying to scan my omni-tool!

Shepard: Legion, is this true?

Legion: Yes, Shepard Commander.

Shepard: ...Well WHY were you going through her Omni-tool?

Legion: This platform wanted to make a simple message to the others.

Shepard: Well what's wrong with that Tali?

Tali: W-well, he doesn't know how to operate it, what if he presses a wrong button or something?

Legion: Unlikely. We are very knowledgeable in Omnitools. See?
*presses a button*

-Tali's voice is heard in a playback message-

Oh oh oh
Today, shepard did the CUTEST thing~
When he walked by, he did this little smile at me.
I practically melted -- thank KEELAH for this mask, I would of been SOOO embarrassed!!!
I mean, some nights I just lay awake at night thinking about him.. I.. I mean the little pole beside my station does have a little grip where if i lean on it right i ca--

Shepard: ........

Legion: ........

Tali: ..........

Legion: ....oops


Wow that's amazing haha, I don't know why but I totally love that

#4762
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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:24

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I honestly did not know that thread even existed until you guys mentioned it. I think ignoring it is the best bet at letting it fall from the first page. I'm all for people starting their own threads, and I wish they could -all- be as popular as this one, for the sake of those who love other characters as much as we love Tali. However, I cannot support the idea of a thread specifically aimed at hatred, and only created due to the popularity of this one.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:24

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*delurks*



DO NOT reply to troll threads. Just let it die off.



*relurks*

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:25

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Yazman wrote...

YAY for how sweet she is, how brave and dedicated she is, her personality and hope overall :)


I'm a patriot to my country. I'd fight for it. I'd even kill for it if need be (although I'd prefer it never come to that). Yet thoughts of Tali's personality, body language and mannerisms calm me right down and leave me feeling blissfully mellow....And then grim realisation sets in about the reality of the situation. Crushing. Simply crushing.

Ah! But tomorrow is a new day and the hope of a better, brighter future with the potential of finding each of our very own "Tali"s beckons each and every day! As a professor used to tell his three daughters when they would come home heartbroken over a boy, "You only have to get it right once".
:)

Modifié par The_KFD_Case, 09 février 2010 - 04:57 .

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:25

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antilles333 wrote...

Lol, going through, found Kami's non-porn Tali scene! Reposting it here!:

Shepard: *walks in on Tali pointing a gun at Legion*
....Tali?

Tali: Shepard! He was trying to scan my omni-tool!

Shepard: Legion, is this true?

Legion: Yes, Shepard Commander.

Shepard: ...Well WHY were you going through her Omni-tool?

Legion: This platform wanted to make a simple message to the others.

Shepard: Well what's wrong with that Tali?

Tali: W-well, he doesn't know how to operate it, what if he presses a wrong button or something?

Legion: Unlikely. We are very knowledgeable in Omnitools. See?
*presses a button*

-Tali's voice is heard in a playback message-

Oh oh oh
Today, shepard did the CUTEST thing~
When he walked by, he did this little smile at me.
I practically melted -- thank KEELAH for this mask, I would of been SOOO embarrassed!!!
I mean, some nights I just lay awake at night thinking about him.. I.. I mean the little pole beside my station does have a little grip where if i lean on it right i ca--

Shepard: ........

Legion: ........

Tali: ..........

Legion: ....oops


LOL thats cute and awesome :)

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:25

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antilles333 wrote...

Nevermind, that was totally near porn...


But was totally justified by being wicked funny

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:26

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Litos456 wrote...

I know. Hate comes with popularity. Sometimes with a good reason (think twilight) but this.. is just sad. How can someone hate Tali? She's such a cutie pie.


The sad truth is, that hate tends to be borne of jealousy. I bet the OP of that anti-Tali thread is simply jealous that their favourite character isn't getting the word-of-mouth that Tali is.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:27

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kalerab wrote...

I haven´t been here for something like a 3 days and you already posted 187 pages in SECOND threat concerning Tali?! That is a madness.



What can we say? It's what we do. B)

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:27

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GuyWithFace wrote...

Litos456 wrote...

I know. Hate comes with popularity. Sometimes with a good reason (think twilight) but this.. is just sad. How can someone hate Tali? She's such a cutie pie.


The sad truth is, that hate tends to be borne of jealousy. I bet the OP of that anti-Tali thread is simply jealous that their favourite character isn't getting the word-of-mouth that Tali is.


QFT

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thepyro13
Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:28

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

kalerab wrote...

I haven´t been here for something like a 3 days and you already posted 187 pages in SECOND threat concerning Tali?! That is a madness.



What can we say? It's what we do. B)


But its madness in an adorable, cute, if obsessive wayImage IPB

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:28

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By request: Chapter one of Gay Warden's Fanfic:

Here you guys go:

Chapter One

"Damn that Veetor," an angry Prazza spat, folding his arms. "This is stupid, Tali'Zorah. We all know that."

Tali's gaze retracted from the window outlooking space, and she turned to meet Prazza's masked glare. "I am giving the orders, Prazza," she said, voice showing signs of irritability. "And I do not need your input."

Prazza scoffed, looking away. "Bosh'tet..." he muttered. Tali ignored the insult.

"Nira, how much further?"

"We are pulling into orbit now," Nira replied from the cockpit of the small shuttle. "Though there aren't any signs of life on the planet... I was led to believe Freedom's Progress was quite the populated human colony?"

"It is." Tali confirmed, unsure. "They aren't hailing us?"

"No," assured Nira. "Odd. I hope Veetor is okay."

Prazza removed himself from silence. "To hell with him," he began again. "Pulling us all the way from the Flotilla just to--"

There was a stop to his words, as Tali pointed her pistol towards his head. An awkward silence filled the shuttle, as the other Quarians that had been assigned to Tali's command watched silently. Prazza was not know for his tolerance. Nor was Tali, for that matter.

She slowly hoistered her weapon, glancing towards the planet below. Prazza remained silent for the rest of the ride.
* * * * *

The team of Quarian's exited the shuttle, stepping into the human city. There were no human,s Tali noted. And an uneasy feeling in the air, that sent chills even down Prazza's spine.

"What happened here?" asked Keema--a female Quarian, armed with an assault rifle.

"I don't know," Tali replied, stepping forward. Her team followed. As they progressed, they continued to notice the lack of humans. All of the lights remained on, as if they had just gotten up and left.

Prazza spoke up. "We shouldn't be here..." he noted, looking suspicously around him, jumping at any sound. Tali, again, ignored him. The team pulled up to the nearest building--a small, human home--Tali had assumed. The doors opened when they approached, and thermal rounds tore at the Quarian team from the other side.

"Bosh'tet!" Tali exclaimed, pressing her back against the side of the building in order to escape fire. Her team had already done the same. They removed themselve's from cover, and returned fire of their own, with the difference of dealing damage--a task their new attackers hadn't pulled off so well.

Prazza was the first to inspect the remains of their foes. "Mechs," he noted, examing them for any useful parts. Expendable, he thought.

The rest joined him. "Mechs?" Keema asked. "They shouldn't be programed to attack us."

"No," agreed Tali. "They shouldn't."

"I hope Veetor is okay," stated a worried Belek--a male amongst Tali's group.

"Keelah, this is stupid! Veetor is most likely dead, Tali'Zorah, can we not just go back to--"

"I'm in chrage, Prazza!" snapped Tali. "If you don't like it, go back and wait on the ship."

Prazza, again, suffered poison from Tali's sudden venom. He remained silent. And perhaps I should keep it this way. he thought glumly.

"Belek, Keema, take point." Tali ordered. "Prazza, Veran, you have the rear. The sooner we find Veetor, the better."

Her squad nodded in understanding, albeit a stone-faced Prazza. They spent about half an hour, walking slowly, carefully through the deserted city. Eventually, they came to a large gate. It was locked, and Tali growled in frustration.

"One moment," she stated, playing with her omni-tool in an attempt to overide the locks. A burst of fire sounded from behind, narrowly missing Belek's head. The team turned, only to see a dozen mechs heading their way, firing from their rifles. Their first instincts were to gain cover, and return gunfire.

"Damn it!" seethed Prazza.

"Hold on," Tali said hurriedly, still fiddling with her omni-tool. "Just a little longer..."

A large hiss escaped from the gate's pressurized doors, and it began to slowly open. Tali, along with the rest of her team, ran through, finding new cover until the doors sealed shut again, blocking them from any danger on the other side.

The Quarian's remained silent a few moments, collecting their thoughts. Finally, Prazza broke the silence:

"Damn that Veetor..."

Modifié par antilles333, 09 février 2010 - 04:30 .

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:29

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antilles333 wrote...

Nevermind, that was totally near porn...


Something near porn *and* involving Tali? And you think we wouldn't like that? For shame, Antilles!

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:29

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Warden should continue writing. Enjoyed reading fanficiton.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:30

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videowiz186 wrote...

Warden should continue writing. Enjoyed reading fanficiton.

Concur.

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Posté 09 février 2010 - 04:31

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Tali: Ok I gotta hurry up and get this installed... almost there.... got it.



Shepard VI: Shepard VI online, Is this the council? Must disconnect...



Tali: No no no, it's me, Tali.



Shepard VI: Tali? Um... Um... Oh boy it's hot in here. *Some jargon comes out, then a shock noice.*



Tali: What?



Shepard VI: Error message, I'm too busy saving the galaxy, maybe you should fix this yourself.



Tali: Giggles....
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