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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 2.0!!


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#5701
TheSorrow1175

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In the last week alone, thousands have been seriously aroused by pouncing Quarians.

If you are pounced on by a Quarian:
1. Do NOT panic
2. Allow your body to go limp to reduce the risk of whiplash
3. Keep both hands on the pouncing Quarian to maintain awareness of it, and to check it for...weapons
4. Do not make any sudden movements, this may further entice the Quarian
5. Just go with it
6. Remember, Quarians have weak immune systems. If one is pouncing you, it probably likes you very much

This public service announcement is brought to you by the Galactic Federation of Quarian Safety (GFQS)
Committed to improving awareness of pouncing Quarians.

Modifié par TheSorrow1175, 09 février 2010 - 08:16 .


#5702
TheLostGenius

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Did anyone stop to think that Tali might have actually sent active Geth parts to her father? Notice the hand wringing during the hearing? She may have been lying and putting on a show. Tali may turn into a villian in ME3.

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TheLostGenius wrote...

Did anyone stop to think that Tali might have actually sent active Geth parts to her father? Notice the hand wringing during the hearing? She may have been lying and putting on a show. Tali may turn into a villian in ME3.

Then why was she so shocked at the news that the aleri was overtaken? I don't see what her motivation would be for doing that. 

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TheSorrow1175 wrote...

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In the last week alone, thousands have been seriously aroused by pouncing Quarians.

If you are pounced on by a Quarian:
1. Do NOT panic
2. Allow your body to go limp to reduce the risk of whiplash
3. Keep both hands on the pouncing Quarian to maintain awareness of it, and to check it for...weapons
4. Do not make any sudden movements, this may further entice the Quarian
5. Just go with it
6. Remember, Quarians have weak immune systems. If one is pouncing you, it probably likes you very much

This public service announcement is brought to you by the Galactic Federation of Quarian Safety (GFQS)
Committed to improving awareness of pouncing Quarians.


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TheLostGenius wrote...

Did anyone stop to think that Tali might have actually sent active Geth parts to her father? Notice the hand wringing during the hearing? She may have been lying and putting on a show. Tali may turn into a villian in ME3.


I figured her reaction might be more related to what her father was doing with all the parts she was sending.

Innocent, your honor!

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TheSorrow1175 wrote...

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In the last week alone, thousands have been seriously aroused by pouncing Quarians.

If you are pounced on by a Quarian:
1. Do NOT panic
2. Allow your body to go limp to reduce the risk of whiplash
3. Keep both hands on the pouncing Quarian to maintain awareness of it, and to check it for...weapons
4. Do not make any sudden movements, this may further entice the Quarian
5. Just go with it
6. Remember, Quarians have weak immune systems. If one is pouncing you, it probably likes you very much

This public service announcement is brought to you by the Galactic Federation of Quarian Safety (GFQS)
Committed to improving awareness of pouncing Quarians.


Win of Epic proportions. 

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nitefyre410 wrote...

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I like the idea. Kind of plays merry hell with hating the geth though :) Tali don't like geth what in world is she going to think of the transformers? :D Also correct me if I'm wrong wasn't Thundercraker a Despection? He was way back in the ogrianal 80's cartoon (yes I'm showing my age)

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draw porn of tali + garrus

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Victory, comrades. The Reaper Human thing is dead after much effort and patience.

However, Mordin died somewhere along the line. Not sure how, as I didn't use him for anything that would get him shot.

Oh well.


That happened to me i think it depends on how long it takes to kill the reaper because they are being attacked that whole time.

I say that because i reloaded and well did it quicker far quicker and all out alive.

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Sageless Ranger wrote...

TheSorrow1175 wrote...

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In the last week alone, thousands have been seriously aroused by pouncing Quarians.

If you are pounced on by a Quarian:
1. Do NOT panic
2. Allow your body to go limp to reduce the risk of whiplash
3. Keep both hands on the pouncing Quarian to maintain awareness of it, and to check it for...weapons
4. Do not make any sudden movements, this may further entice the Quarian
5. Just go with it
6. Remember, Quarians have weak immune systems. If one is pouncing you, it probably likes you very much

This public service announcement is brought to you by the Galactic Federation of Quarian Safety (GFQS)
Committed to improving awareness of pouncing Quarians.


Win of Epic proportions. 


Please join our awareness group at http://social.bioware.com/group/1394/
Only with your help can we promote awareness of this rare and mystifying phenomenon

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Sageless Ranger wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

Did anyone stop to think that Tali might have actually sent active Geth parts to her father? Notice the hand wringing during the hearing? She may have been lying and putting on a show. Tali may turn into a villian in ME3.

Then why was she so shocked at the news that the aleri was overtaken? I don't see what her motivation would be for doing that. 


actually there is an ingame answer for this question.
there is a log record which Tali's father is explaining why he didn't requested any active parts from her.

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OfficerDonNZ wrote...

nitefyre410 wrote...

Heart of Courage.. Preview


  



I like the idea. Kind of plays merry hell with hating the geth though :) Tali don't like geth what in world is she going to think of the transformers? :D Also correct me if I'm wrong wasn't Thundercraker a Despection? He was way back in the ogrianal 80's cartoon (yes I'm showing my age)


That makes you atleast 30! Oh yes... I know my maths. :P

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TheLostGenius wrote...

Did anyone stop to think that Tali might have actually sent active Geth parts to her father? Notice the hand wringing during the hearing? She may have been lying and putting on a show. Tali may turn into a villian in ME3.


Yeah....I really doubt that. I think it was more self-doubt that she is worried she may have forgot to double-check something, or was otherwise incompetent in her "security checks".

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GvazElite wrote...

draw porn of tali + garrus


And people wonder why the other threads dislike Tali fans? Get this shat outta here, go search it for yourself if you want that sort of thing. *Escorts out of thread* 

Modifié par Sageless Ranger, 09 février 2010 - 08:23 .


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This is an excellent poster for my office. Ladies are warned.

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GvazElite wrote...

draw porn of tali + garrus


....and people wonder why talifans are called freaks by some.

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owned by the forums.

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TheSorrow1175 wrote...

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In the last week alone, thousands have been seriously aroused by pouncing Quarians.

If you are pounced on by a Quarian:
1. Do NOT panic
2. Allow your body to go limp to reduce the risk of whiplash
3. Keep both hands on the pouncing Quarian to maintain awareness of it, and to check it for...weapons
4. Do not make any sudden movements, this may further entice the Quarian
5. Just go with it
6. Remember, Quarians have weak immune systems. If one is pouncing you, it probably likes you very much

This public service announcement is brought to you by the Galactic Federation of Quarian Safety (GFQS)
Committed to improving awareness of pouncing Quarians.

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite message in the BioWare forums.

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TheSorrow1175 wrote...

Please join our awareness group at http://social.bioware.com/group/1394/
Only with your help can we promote awareness of this rare and mystifying phenomenon


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#5721
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KainrycKarr wrote...

GvazElite wrote...

draw porn of tali + garrus


....and people wonder why talifans are called freaks by some.


Can we ignore the flamebait and get back to the urgent matter of the Quarian Pounce?
We must promote awareness
Join us
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#5722
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Webkahve wrote...

Sageless Ranger wrote...

TheLostGenius wrote...

Did anyone stop to think that Tali might have actually sent active Geth parts to her father? Notice the hand wringing during the hearing? She may have been lying and putting on a show. Tali may turn into a villian in ME3.

Then why was she so shocked at the news that the aleri was overtaken? I don't see what her motivation would be for doing that. 


actually there is an ingame answer for this question.
there is a log record which Tali's father is explaining why he didn't requested any active parts from her.


This is true. That's why it's important to actually pay attention to what is going on in the game :P

#5723
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GvazElite wrote...

draw porn of tali + garrus

This is an example why some people think we Tali fans are freaks. Image IPB

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Sensei Wuzi wrote...

That makes you atleast 30! Oh yes... I know my maths. :P


Image IPB Not far off, 35 actually.

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Avian005 wrote...

GvazElite wrote...

draw porn of tali + garrus

This is an example why some people think we Tali fans are freaks. Image IPB


QFT