
In the last week alone, thousands have been seriously aroused by pouncing Quarians.
If you are pounced on by a Quarian:
1. Do NOT panic
2. Allow your body to go limp to reduce the risk of whiplash
3. Keep both hands on the pouncing Quarian to maintain awareness of it, and to check it for...weapons
4. Do not make any sudden movements, this may further entice the Quarian
5. Just go with it
6. Remember, Quarians have weak immune systems. If one is pouncing you, it probably likes you very much
This public service announcement is brought to you by the Galactic Federation of Quarian Safety (GFQS)
Committed to improving awareness of pouncing Quarians.
Modifié par TheSorrow1175, 09 février 2010 - 08:16 .




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