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[The_KFD_Case]

Elastica wrote...

Yazman wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

Elastica wrote...

Miranda has the uncanny ability of making me yawn from all my orifices simultaneously when I look at her.

I... ummm.... how is that.... buh? 

Even from your ears!?

And lacrimal ducts.

Besides, I find it rather offensive that of all the places she could pick to have sex with you she chooses the engine room. It' s a slap in the helmet. <_<

It certainly couldn't have been very comfy. Cold, hard metal floor....Intergalactic mass criminal Jack sitting downstairs just a few feet away....Cozy.

[Elastica]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Elastica wrote...


Miranda has the uncanny ability of making me yawn from all my orifices simultaneously when I look at her.

"Behold! I'm the perfect woman, I'm my father with ******!"

...

Out of curiosity: Male or female?

Nah, I don't have *that* many orifices.

But I know what you mean. She is beautiful.

[ClayS_M4Part2]

ClayS_M4Part2 wrote...

1490 wrote...

I've always liked Tali from ME 1 and wished she was a romance-able character, but I really like the way they've gone with her character in ME 2. Sweet-natured, smart, and strong-willed (and that accent - DAMN). I admit, I thought the thread was going a bit overboard before I got deep into ME 2, but I can see why so many people are posting now.

Now Bioware: PLEASE DO NOT pull some Shakespeare tragedy b.s. and have Tali die in ME 3 from making love to Shepard. I think that would ruin the game regardless of how good it was!

well maybe this story will have multiple endings like the suicide mission, that would be intresting.



1)Tali lives, but she is so sick that she can't have contact with Shepard again

2)Tali lives, everything is ok, and then she marries Shepard

3)Tali dies during a mission because you didn't give her a special medicine (optional mission) and she wasn't in condition to fight.

4) Tali dies, she get sick because of too much sex with Shepard



I only have those in mind now, but there could be more.
I pic the 2)

Modifié par ClayS_M4Part2, 11 février 2010 - 10:01 .

[Snowraptor]

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

sergio71785 wrote...

"Hey Tali. On Earth we got this chain of stores, called Victoria's Secret. You probably haven't heard of them before, but they just opened a store in one of the wards on the Citadel. So if you uh, want to go check it out.."

Speaking of which....Check out Miranda's romance scene. Victoria Secrets? I think so!



"I love you and all, Tali, but all I'm saying is"...that being a single man, unless you engage in a timely intervention, I would. :whistle:Sex isn't everything but my goodness! Miranda can make a grown man fall to his knees and beg!

...Now if I weren't single, then that changes matters greatly.

That is a stunningly sexy scene.  I'm shocked to see how far digital entertainment has come!

Btw, now I've seen it I never have to have Miranda as an LI!!  youtube ftw!!

Mmhmm. On both counts. I know it's primal programming but it's scenes like that, with a woman who looks like that, that makes me glad to be a man (well that and other reasons too).

Yes.  Man likes boobs.  Mans likes ass.  Man likes hips.  Man appreciates character and personality more but...

Man likes Miranda lingerie <3

Id rather date a scientist then a science experiment, for all we know mirandas dna was taken from her fathers 4 skin

[Jake71887]

Elastica wrote...

Nah, I don't have *that* many orifices. 

But I know what you mean. She is beautiful.

I'm confused, what does "*that* many orifices" mean? 

[BLACKOUT228]

Alright folks, it's 4 AM here, and I need to go visit Tali in my dreams. Have a good one...



Keelah Se'lai.

[The_KFD_Case]

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Hey everyone I have a question:

The lives of the galaxy or the life of Tali? The choice may come in ME3 so might as well make your choice now!

In all seriousness, we both know the answer to that Moth: Save the lives of the galaxy. That I might want to end my life afterwards is another matter.

If we ever come under the threat of extinction I hope you're there to save the day, KFD me ol' mate.  Because I don't know if i could be that strong!

I wouldn't want to be anywhere else should such a day come, my friend.....The decision, followed by the act, would be the death of me in one way or another however. If not in body then in spirit.

It would be a case of "I couldn't save her.  Now that my work is done, now I can join her..."  That's the mark of a hero, of true strength I guess.  To put your most crushingly terrible feelings behind you for the sake of the innocent...

Precisely. No matter how dearly I would want to save her (or in our own world whomever I re-discover true love with), I...I can't justify signing billions (if not trillions if in the ME universe) of people's death warrants. Not for my own happiness. Sometimes someone's gotta take one for the team. "Welcome to the suck".

[Snowraptor]

sounds like you just care about mirandas boobs and ass, why? cause she has no personality, hahahah but seriosly fokes

[mothbanquet]

Jake71887 wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

D'oh! Out in the cold, I see. And here I was about to praise you for the FF you have written.....Oh well. *smug, tight smile*

.......I hate myself now

Why do you hate yourself? I'm the one tearing this family apart!! 

Well.  You shouldn't be such a d**k, dude.

Time for drunken style cry of joy:  I love you guys!! 

[Jake71887]

mothbanquet wrote...


Well.  You shouldn't be such a d**k, dude. 

Time for drunken style cry of joy:  I love you guys!! 

[The_KFD_Case]

Elastica wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Elastica wrote...


Miranda has the uncanny ability of making me yawn from all my orifices simultaneously when I look at her.

"Behold! I'm the perfect woman, I'm my father with ******!"

...

Out of curiosity: Male or female?

Nah, I don't have *that* many orifices.

But I know what you mean. She is beautiful.

Bravo! You side-stepped that question like an expert politician. I'm warming to you, Elastica. Good for you.

On a less testosterone-charged tone, while I do appreciate Miranda's physical attributes and the fac that she is far from vapid up between her ears, there is....The person that is Tali just fits like a well tailored glove. Instant entry in to a comfort zone.

[Elastica]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Elastica wrote...

Besides, I find it rather offensive that of all the places she could pick to have sex with you she chooses the engine room. It' s a slap in the helmet. <_<

It certainly couldn't have been very comfy. Cold, hard metal floor....Intergalactic mass criminal Jack sitting downstairs just a few feet away....Cozy.

The hum and vibrations of that little bosh'tet of a core drive that provides a little spice to the lovemaking... yeah, perfect spot.

Except for the fact that it's Tali's domain! No one else must dare ravish you in there!

[mothbanquet]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

It would be a case of "I couldn't save her.  Now that my work is done, now I can join her..."  That's the mark of a hero, of true strength I guess.  To put your most crushingly terrible feelings behind you for the sake of the innocent...

Precisely. No matter how dearly I would want to save her (or in our own world whomever I re-discover true love with), I...I can't justify signing billions (if not trillions if in the ME universe) of people's death warrants. Not for my own happiness. Sometimes someone's gotta take one for the team. "Welcome to the suck".

Whilst i concur whoeheartedly, I still feel a part of me would be happy if it was just me and Tali in the whole universe.  Besides, no way to tell that if you both died she'd be there waiting for you.  i mean, do Quarians go to heaven? 

[Yazman]

Keelah se'lai Blackout

[The_KFD_Case]

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

D'oh! Out in the cold, I see. And here I was about to praise you for the FF you have written.....Oh well. *smug, tight smile*

.......I hate myself now

Fret not! I realise I had actually read your first FF entry a day or two ago and now I'm reading your second one. I realise that to really work with any critique - constructive or otherwise - you need tangible details. I am however feeling a bit drained at the moment and really just want to state that in my ever-so-humble-opinion you have done a tremendous job. In particular I am impressed with the level of detail you go in to with both the character's expressions, their thoughts and feelings and also the environment and equipment around them. I imagine your current profession has its benefits in regards to detailing weaponry. Well done!

[The_KFD_Case]

Yazman wrote...

Antilles, I salute you. You are one hell of a trooper.

KFD, can you please be on threadmaking duty for 3.0 until The Gay Warden gets back?

Believe it or not, I have zero experience dealing with that sort of thing, but I'll be happy to help out any way I can. Might require a guiding hand though.

[Yazman]

Its just until Gay Warden gets here. Otherwise I can do it if you want.

Modifié par Yazman, 11 février 2010 - 10:12 .

[SerSpiffy]

HELLO GUISES THE PRODIGY SON HAS RETURNED!!!!

[Yazman]

SerSpiffy! You're back! Great!

[The_KFD_Case]

Elastica wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Elastica wrote...

Besides, I find it rather offensive that of all the places she could pick to have sex with you she chooses the engine room. It' s a slap in the helmet. <_<

It certainly couldn't have been very comfy. Cold, hard metal floor....Intergalactic mass criminal Jack sitting downstairs just a few feet away....Cozy.

The hum and vibrations of that little bosh'tet of a core drive that provides a little spice to the lovemaking... yeah, perfect spot.

Except for the fact that it's Tali's domain! No one else must dare ravish you in there!

Ten-four!

[mothbanquet]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

D'oh! Out in the cold, I see. And here I was about to praise you for the FF you have written.....Oh well. *smug, tight smile*

.......I hate myself now

Fret not! I realise I had actually read your first FF entry a day or two ago and now I'm reading your second one. I realise that to really work with any critique - constructive or otherwise - you need tangible details. I am however feeling a bit drained at the moment and really just want to state that in my ever-so-humble-opinion you have done a tremendous job. In particular I am impressed with the level of detail you go in to with both the character's expressions, their thoughts and feelings and also the environment and equipment around them. I imagine your current profession has its benefits in regards to detailing weaponry. Well done!

See, now that makes it all worthwhile.  

Needless to say my more 'frenetic' experiences will be put to good use when the action picks up, which is why I'm interested in doing a bit of Geth/Quarian war fiction, maybe do a Band of Brothers inspired tale for the Migrant Fleet Marines.  So many ideas, so little time...

Ah well, Part III will do for now

[SerSpiffy]

lol yes! and i am working on a Valentines pic for all of you guys,

because i love you sooo-



that. and Valentines day is gonna be a **** without the proper TALI LOVE

so i'm on duty for that :'D i'm 20 percent done.... D:

[mothbanquet]

SerSpiffy wrote...

HELLO GUISES THE PRODIGY SON HAS RETURNED!!!!

He's a firestarter.  Twisted firestarter... 

[SerSpiffy]

mothbanquet wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

HELLO GUISES THE PRODIGY SON HAS RETURNED!!!!

He's a firestarter.  Twisted firestarter... 

Well F*** You, i'm a magician!
jk i'm actually a dragon.

Modifié par SerSpiffy, 11 février 2010 - 10:16 .

[Yazman]

Valentine's day Tali pic, I like the sound of that.



SerSpiffy, hell yeah