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All Tali fans, read this! IT'S UP TO US TO KEEP TALI ALIVE! 2.0!!

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SirEmilCrane
Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:52

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Chronoflect99 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can explain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!

Creator Tali'Zorah installed the special upgrades. She says it doesn't count since Geth are synthetic.

The most horrible part about this is that Rule 34 has already made this happen.

Google Search "Tali'Zorah" if you don't believe me.

Well, we are on the internet. They don't call it a rule of the internet for nothing.


*paragon Interupt*
I come back from playing ME2 and passionately romancing tali and this is what we are talking about. This disgusts me!


(or does it...)

#14402
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:52

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can explain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!


Execute with extreme prejudice.

#14403
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:53

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Just_mike wrote...

MarineBorn wrote...

Walks in Painting. "OK! whew.....chapter 2 of forced entry is done"


"Forced Entry"?  Sounds like an 80's adult movie title.  Is that why you brought it up as we talk about the naked pictures of Tali circulating around the interwebz?

..........Image IPB.....its about the team trying to open a old ruin!!

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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:53

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can explain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!


Execute with extreme prejudice.

Oh come on. It was funny, get over it.

#14405
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:53

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Damn you rule 34! damn you to hell!







aww you know I dont mean it come here.

#14406
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:54

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MarineBorn wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can exlain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!

Creator Tali'Zorah installed the special upgrades. She says it doesn't count since Geth are synthetic.


>:[
Well in that case Legion it wont matter if i Rip It Off And Add It With My Model Ship!
*Starts to fume biotic energy*

as Himmelstoir would say...Confused, Disturbed, and worriedImage IPB

Before sign off, correct.
H-I-M-M-E-L-S-T-O-R
Or just call me "Doctor"
And phrase is "Confused and concerned."
And I concur.

#14407
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:55

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just googled tali like the guy in the post above said...nothing wierd showed up, just pics and a few vids.

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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:55

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The_KFD_Case wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can explain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!


Execute with extreme prejudice.

Recommend Collector Particle weapon.

#14409
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:55

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Just_mike wrote...

If you screw around with the camera during Tali's LI conclusion and make it free-floating, you'll see that Shepard takes off Tali's mask, and underneath it is just another mask.


Huh, just like Master Chief.  *Twilight theme plays in background*

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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:55

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Himmelstor wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can explain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!


Execute with extreme prejudice.

Recommend Collector Particle weapon.

I deem you anti-lulz.

#14411
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:56

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Shameless self-promotion:

Any who haven't read Stone, Iron, and Lies should.

Doctor's orders.

#14412
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:56

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Carcharoth42 wrote...

....We have no data...


I honestly think that at that bit Legion has developed some individuality (because he's so advanced and has the capability to operate alone and still process on a very high level) and maybe admires Shepard personally or chose himself to use that piece of armour, but either he has no comprehension of those emotions and so literally has no data to give, or just won't admit it.

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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:57

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Yazman wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

....We have no data...


I honestly think that at that bit Legion has developed some individuality (because he's so advanced and has the capability to operate alone and still process on a very high level) and maybe admires Shepard personally or chose himself to use that piece of armour, but either he has no comprehension of those emotions and so literally has no data to give, or just won't admit it.

Although, that was more of a response to a Google Image search...

#14414
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:58

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MarineBorn wrote...

just googled tali like the guy in the post above said...nothing wierd showed up, just pics and a few vids.

Image IPB...forget what i said...i clicked on the pics, very very very disturbing, i really wish i had not done so.

#14415
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:58

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Lord_Moose wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can exlain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!

Creator Tali'Zorah installed the special upgrades. She says it doesn't count since Geth are synthetic.


>:[
Well in that case Legion it wont matter if i Rip It Off And Add It With My Model Ship!
*Starts to fume biotic energy*


*leads a crotchless Legion and a flustered Tali down to the 4th floor to Zaeed's room*
Zaeed: "Shepard how're y- ... What're you holding?"
I dont want to hear it!
*tosses the 'modification' into the garbage chute and releases it into space*
*looks at Tali and legion tapping his foot*

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Posté 13 février 2010 - 05:59

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Alright, as the creator of this ****estrom, I demand that the Google Image searches cease and desist before the hate-mail starts flooding my inbox.

#14417
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:00

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DrathanGervaise wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can explain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!


Execute with extreme prejudice.

Oh come on. It was funny, get over it.


Nothing quite like taking the initiative to break problems into blocks and then demolishing them to get over something. ;)

#14418
Lord_Moose
Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:02

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I sure hope that doesnt like, end up falling onto some planet and killing someone. That'd be a very awkward call from the police.

#14419
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:02

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What the hell? I come back from a clan meeting to talking about Tali and Rule 34?

#14420
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:02

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Lord_Moose wrote...

Lord_Moose wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DrathanGervaise wrote...

Carcharoth42 wrote...

DNA scans are inconclusive. Is the child Shepard-Commander's?

Shep: Hey Legion, what's u... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH TALI?
Tali: Shepard, I can exlain...
Legion: WE ARE BUILDING... CONSENSUS!!!

Creator Tali'Zorah installed the special upgrades. She says it doesn't count since Geth are synthetic.


>:[
Well in that case Legion it wont matter if i Rip It Off And Add It With My Model Ship!
*Starts to fume biotic energy*


*leads a crotchless Legion and a flustered Tali down to the 4th floor to Zaeed's room*
Zaeed: "Shepard how're y- ... What're you holding?"
I dont want to hear it!
*tosses the 'modification' into the garbage chute and releases it into space*
*looks at Tali and legion tapping his foot*


That is pretty funny, IMO. However, infidelity of that nature is an instant deal breaker in my book. A misguided kiss caused by being drunk might be forgiven once. Second time? Yer out on yer ass sister. :devil:

#14421
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:02

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Even though I am feeling a bit of Troll's Remorse, this is still funny as hell.

#14422
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:03

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so... here's the poll again: http://social.biowar...859/polls/2136/



we're just gonna let the forum believe that Miranda's better than Tali?



did this thread lose its power?

#14423
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:03

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MasterMegatron wrote...

What the hell? I come back from a clan meeting to talking about Tali and Rule 34?


lol :lol:

I've been inabsentia working on a new composition. I'll be posting a link shortly after I get it up on YouTube. No video or slide show yet though. I don't have enough material and right now I don't have the patience for it either. :P

#14424
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Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:03

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Lord_Moose wrote...

I sure hope that doesnt like, end up falling onto some planet and killing someone. That'd be a very awkward call from the police.


I can see the headlines now...

"Robotic penor upgrade achieves ludicrous speed and impales someones brain"

#14425
Himmelstor
Posté 13 février 2010 - 06:04

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MasterMegatron wrote...

What the hell? I come back from a clan meeting to talking about Tali and Rule 34?

New guy resulted in out-of-control tastelessness.
Was good thread. Addictive before.
Now trying to salvage.
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