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[Xena_Shepard]

Alex_The_Bloody wrote...

Xena_Shepard wrote...

Alex_The_Bloody wrote...

Oh man im just thinking how awesome itd be headbutting a krogan with natal for that matter headbutting Everybody in Every convo in ME3 go full intergalactic jack bower on thier asses add in a real live jack sack that natal will recognize so i can reach in and pull out a gun and have my shep shoot somebody pplus thatll solve the inventory sytem for mass effect 3 pull a spatula out of the jack sack and natal will turn it into a laser sword so ya i would never leave the house ever

YOU SIR ARE UNWORTHY.

Ahh ya i F up'd big time i meant Jack Bauer im fighting the big worm thing on Grunts homeworld so if you can forgive me i never claimed i was a good speller only a willingness to headbutt the krogan down a peg or two

YOU SIR ARE EVEN MORE UNWORTHY THAN BEFORE.

[Ackillez]

Poasting in a Tali thread...

[GravyTrader]

Got friendly with Tali, finally after all the action we've seen over the past few years. Kudos to Mordin recommending sexual advice too

Modifié par GravyTrader, 07 février 2010 - 11:28 .

[The_KFD_Case]

Sageless Ranger wrote...

Tali pounce is eager, not animalisticB)
I think that jack or miranda would more suit the "rough and wild" aspect. But not Tali. 

Speaking of Miranda...Have you seen her romance scene with Shepard? It's easily the most raunchy one. It did get me a bit hot under the collar I confess.

Modifié par The_KFD_Case, 07 février 2010 - 11:28 .

[mothbanquet]

SF117 wrote...

Hey guys, new to the forums.

Good to see this thread is still as strong as ever. Altogether, over 400 pages and over 11,000 posts. You guys are insane; keep it up.

We do what we can.  It's Tali who does the real work, am I right brothers and sisters?!!!

[Brahlis]

Hey guys if you're going to keep quoting edit out the older stuff.

[Handren]

I hope that horrific situation has taught everone a lesson about behavior, and how sick extreme fans like that one can ruin everyone in the fandom's reputation, just like how Sonic's fandom is tarnished.

I`m still trying to stop throwing up and regain my appetite for dinner. I really need to unsee that abomination.

Modifié par Handren, 07 février 2010 - 11:29 .

[The_KFD_Case]

mothbanquet wrote...

Sageless Ranger wrote...

Tali pounce is eager, not animalisticB)
I think that jack or miranda would more suit the "rough and wild" aspect. But not Tali. 

She's not a damn rice crispie, mate, she won't break.

But she will go Snap! Crackle! and Pop! if you do it right.

[GuyWithFace]

SF117 wrote...

Hey guys, new to the forums.

Good to see this thread is still as strong as ever. Altogether, over 400 pages and over 11,000 posts. You guys are insane; keep it up.

I blame Tali for our insanity.

[Xena_Shepard]

Handren wrote...

I hope that horrific situation has taught everone a lesson about behavior, and how sick extreme fans like that one can ruin everyone in the fandom's reputation, just like how Sonic's fandom is tarnished.

I`m still trying to stop throwing up and regain my appetite for dinner. I really need to unsee that abomination.

*Is curious as to what you refer to*

[DTKT]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Sageless Ranger wrote...

Tali pounce is eager, not animalisticB)
I think that jack or miranda would more suit the "rough and wild" aspect. But not Tali. 

Speaking of Miranda...Have you seen her romance scene with Shepard? It's easily the most raunchy one. It did get me a bit hot under the collar I confess.

It's also the longest one.

Make a new one for Tali!

[The Quarian Sympathizer]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Sageless Ranger wrote...

Tali pounce is eager, not animalisticB)
I think that jack or miranda would more suit the "rough and wild" aspect. But not Tali. 

She's not a damn rice crispie, mate, she won't break.

But she will go Snap! Crackle! and Pop! if you do it right.

I lol'd

[DTKT]

Xena_Shepard wrote...

Handren wrote...

I hope that horrific situation has taught everone a lesson about behavior, and how sick extreme fans like that one can ruin everyone in the fandom's reputation, just like how Sonic's fandom is tarnished.

I`m still trying to stop throwing up and regain my appetite for dinner. I really need to unsee that abomination.

*Is curious as to what you refer to*

Probably the giant doll someone created. ;(

:shudder:

[SF117]

GuyWithFace wrote...

SF117 wrote...

Hey guys, new to the forums.

Good to see this thread is still as strong as ever. Altogether, over 400 pages and over 11,000 posts. You guys are insane; keep it up.

I blame Tali for our insanity.

I wouldn't say it's insanity.  She's an awesome character.

[The_KFD_Case]

Xena_Shepard wrote...


There was a hater thread? I didn't even notice. xD

And hey the haters are just hypocrites, before ME2 came out, we already had history with Tali, we enjoyed her company and personality.

Wanna know the one thing anybody that liked Miranda had? Big breasts and a perfectly round ass.

So they're just hypocrites.

Oh yes...And were they ever nice to look at *mesmerized* Uhh..Huh?! Who? What?!

Modifié par The_KFD_Case, 07 février 2010 - 11:31 .

[Goat_Shepard]

Can I ask why the original 9500 comment thread was closed? Too lazy to rifle through these pages. Did someone call someone homosexual? And that's how the thread was closed?

[mothbanquet]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Sageless Ranger wrote...

Tali pounce is eager, not animalisticB)
I think that jack or miranda would more suit the "rough and wild" aspect. But not Tali. 

Speaking of Miranda...Have you seen her romance scene with Shepard? It's easily the most raunchy one. It did get me a bit hot under the collar I confess.

Yeah, i have to agree.  I mean, it's a little too normal for my tastes, what with being as desensitized as I am to the world, but still quite nice nonetheless.

[Xena_Shepard]

DTKT wrote...

Xena_Shepard wrote...

Handren wrote...

I hope that horrific situation has taught everone a lesson about behavior, and how sick extreme fans like that one can ruin everyone in the fandom's reputation, just like how Sonic's fandom is tarnished.

I`m still trying to stop throwing up and regain my appetite for dinner. I really need to unsee that abomination.

*Is curious as to what you refer to*

Probably the giant doll someone created. ;(

:shudder:

Yeah...I guess...It looked like the doll was busy enjoying itself too.

Or he could also be referring to the conversation about Tali's suit hygeine, which I don't think is worthy of such harsh words, it was a legitamite discussion I suppose...Though I didn't like it. Lol.

[Sageless Ranger]

Handren wrote...

I hope that horrific situation has taught everone a lesson about behavior, and how sick extreme fans like that one can ruin everyone in the fandom's reputation, just like how Sonic's fandom is tarnished.

I`m still trying to stop throwing up and regain my appetite for dinner. I really need to unsee that abomination.

I must have missed that post, =/ sounds pretty bad...

[ussbones]

Goat_Shepard wrote...

Can I ask why the original 9500 comment thread was closed? Too lazy to rifle through these pages. Did someone call someone homosexual? And that's how the thread was closed?

Naw, 380 pages is the max apparently, so a dev closed it due to length, told us to start a new one.

[The_KFD_Case]

MarineBorn wrote...

wow this game is sooo realistic just doing the final mission and watching shep save tali from failing makes my eyes get all moist.....*sniffle* we need ME3 ....NOW!

Seconded! Unfortunately the likelihood of that happening seems to be about on par with the chances of a paper dog successfully chasing an abestos cat through Hell.

[mothbanquet]

[quote]The Quarian Sympathizer wrote...
But she will go Snap! Crackle! and Pop! if you do it right.

[/quote]

I lol'd
[/quote]

I got the snap and crackle just right but i popped too soon.

.....too lowbrow?

[Admiral-165]

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Sageless Ranger wrote...

Tali pounce is eager, not animalisticB)
I think that jack or miranda would more suit the "rough and wild" aspect. But not Tali. 

Speaking of Miranda...Have you seen her romance scene with Shepard? It's easily the most raunchy one. It did get me a bit hot under the collar I confess.

Yeah, i have to agree.  I mean, it's a little too normal for my tastes, what with being as desensitized as I am to the world, but still quite nice nonetheless.

i didn't like it just because it's just sex... Tali's is more of an evolution of her character and shows that she really loves shepard since she's risking her life to be with him... Mirandas is just like "sure lets go do it..."

[Xena_Shepard]

[quote]mothbanquet wrote...

[quote]The Quarian Sympathizer wrote...
But she will go Snap! Crackle! and Pop! if you do it right.

[/quote]

I lol'd
[/quote]

I got the snap and crackle just right but i popped too soon.

.....too lowbrow?

[/quote]

*stoops down to be eyebrow-level with you* Indeed.