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[Yazman]

Weiser_Cain wrote...

Hmmm, I was thinking.
What if Shepard, met Tali Halfway? Instead of Tali doing all the work Shepard could have himself altered to be more compatible with Tali. He's already a undead cyborg with possible Cerberus overrides so it's not like his body is sacred. Tali could also alter his suit to keep him cleaner.

He doesn't have Cerberus overrides and isn't REALLY a cyborg.. remember they said they wanted to keep him as intact as they possibly could, nothing that would change his personality or who he is. He does have some implants though.

But remember, all it takes is a little time and her body will adjust to him  They would go through the same thing even if they were both Quarians.

[AddoExAtrum]

Weiser_Cain wrote...

Hmmm, I was thinking.
What if Shepard, met Tali Halfway? Instead of Tali doing all the work Shepard could have himself altered to be more compatible with Tali. He's already a undead cyborg with possible Cerberus overrides so it's not like his body is sacred. Tali could also alter his suit to keep him cleaner.

I like your thinking its so similar to mine.
http://social.bioware.com/66514/#blog
chapter 6 in the blog if your interested in fan fic its not quite what you meant but its working towards those lines scientifically

[The_KFD_Case]

sergio71785 wrote...

Wrex: So, in a fight between you and Shepard, who would win?
Tali: I would.
Shepard: Yes, she would. Quarians... are good pouncers.

Pure win.

[sergio71785]

Weiser_Cain wrote...

Hmmm, I was thinking.
What if Shepard, met Tali Halfway? Instead of Tali doing all the work Shepard could have himself altered to be more compatible with Tali. He's already a undead cyborg with possible Cerberus overrides so it's not like his body is sacred. Tali could also alter his suit to keep him cleaner.

I imagine the most Shepard could really do is just take a shower with anti bacterial soap. Also install a decontamination unit (like in the airlock!) in his cabin. I think those two things would really help out a lot

[danteshepard]

sergio71785 wrote...

Wrex: So, in a fight between you and Shepard, who would win?
Tali: I would.
Shepard: Yes, she would. Quarians... are good pouncers.

Tali: and flexable. very flexable.
Wrex laughes long and hard

[Yionel]

Tali suit looks like its made of velvet..the purple parts anyways

[Aphillio]

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?

Tali: ...What are you talking about?

Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".

Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

[Archonsg]

Yionel wrote...

Anyone else kinda wanted to have some class related dialogue options? Like in NWN 2....id kinda like to have my Engie Shepard have some tech babble with Tali

Heck, she could even talk dirty with Shepard what with power rod couplings, drive shaft receptacles, piston rods and chambers not to mention coolant fluid emissions.  Just saying.


Most definitely.
More banter no matter the subject, darn it!

[Scy Lancer]

Yazman wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Legion: Tali-Creator I can help with your problem
Tali : And which problem is that
Legion : I understand you want Shepard-Commander to see your face
Tali: I...what?!
Legion : My optics include a sensor array that can scan and form an image of what is behind your helmet
Tali : No!
Legion : ....and we do still have image data dating back to the dawn of our awakening when the Creators walked upon the home-world without suits....
Tali: I said No!
Legion : We do not understand. Do you not wish for Shepard-commander to see your face?
Tali : I will only say this once. Scan me and I will overload every circuit in you till your core processes  functions at speeds before quantum computing was invented. You'll be the slowest geth model in existence. Do you understand me?
Legion : *looks up, then down and stays silent*
Tali : Good.

Legion: But what if?-
Tali on omni-tool: *click click click*
Legion: *Runs away in a panic*
Shepard on Tali's com: You paged me?
Tali: Just wanted to say I love you.
Shepard: Thanks hun.... why is Legion banging on my door saying 'I'm sorry'?

Oh thats awesome, I hope we can hear her say 'I love you' in ME3

That would be the only way to end the romance.

[Yionel]

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Joker hides under his popcorn bucket

[Malckeor]

Since we're on the topic of Tali and Legion:



Tali: I don't think it's a good idea to bring a ge--  *quarians arm weapons*.

Modifié par Malckeor, 15 février 2010 - 10:00 .

[SteelEagleShane]

Yionel wrote...

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Joker hides under his popcorn bucket

I think Shep would probably toss Joker around the Normandy for a few hours.

[Scy Lancer]

AddoExAtrum wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Legion: Tali-Creator I can help with your problem
Tali : And which problem is that
Legion : I understand you want Shepard-Commander to see your face
Tali: I...what?!
Legion : My optics include a sensor array that can scan and form an image of what is behind your helmet
Tali : No!
Legion : ....and we do still have image data dating back to the dawn of our awakening when the Creators walked upon the home-world without suits....
Tali: I said No!
Legion : We do not understand. Do you not wish for Shepard-commander to see your face?
Tali : I will only say this once. Scan me and I will overload every circuit in you till your core processes  functions at speeds before quantum computing was invented. You'll be the slowest geth model in existence. Do you understand me?
Legion : *looks up, then down and stays silent*
Tali : Good.

Legion: But what if?-
Tali on omni-tool: *click click click*
Legion: *Runs away in a panic*
Shepard on Tali's com: You paged me?
Tali: Just wanted to say I love you.
Shepard: Thanks hun.... why is Legion banging on my door saying 'I'm sorry'?

Legion: Shepard-Commander! We require your immediate assistance with Creator Tali'Zora!!
Shepard: Legion? What did you do this time? Scan her omni-tool again?
Legion: No... we offered to facilitate unit cohesion between Shepard-Commander and Creator Tali-Zora through use of our optic scanning and projection database.
Shepard: Uh... I just mostly hurt people Legion. If Tali said no and you pushed the matter... well I think I would go lock myself in the AI core then
Legion: *pauses head flanges flexing repeatedly looks down then up at shepard* Advice noted and accepted. We will be... Hiding as humans say.

Legion leaves.
Shepard:..... Hey what did you mean by facilitate unit cohesion?!

[danteshepard]

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Oh win! I can just imagine the amount of pain they'd be in for
Shepard: Tell you what Joker, I'm a fair man. I'll give you "glances at his omnitool"  a fifteen second headstart before I let Tali do whatever she wants with you.

[sergio71785]

Yionel wrote...

Tali suit looks like its made of velvet..the purple parts anyways

You know, I think if Shepard were to give Tali a present, the first things to come to mind would be obvious things, like a new shotgun or new omni-tool, things like that.

But I think Tali would also like some new, decorative cloth wrappings for her suit. To a female Quarian, that's kinda like the equivalent of jewelry. 

Modifié par sergio71785, 15 février 2010 - 09:59 .

[Yionel]

SteelEagleShane wrote...

Yionel wrote...

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Joker hides under his popcorn bucket

I think Shep would probably toss Joker around the Normandy for a few hours.

Would still be funny if he did that while Joker had his head in a popcorn bucket

[Yionel]

danteshepard wrote...

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Oh win! I can just imagine the amount of pain they'd be in for
Shepard: Tell you what Joker, I'm a fair man. I'll give you "glances at his omnitool"  a fifteen second headstart before I let Tali do whatever she wants with you.

Joker: Whatever she wants? Wow thats dirty commander but im already with EDI

[Archonsg]

Scy Lancer wrote...

Yazman wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Legion: Tali-Creator I can help with your problem
Tali : And which problem is that
Legion : I understand you want Shepard-Commander to see your face
Tali: I...what?!
Legion : My optics include a sensor array that can scan and form an image of what is behind your helmet
Tali : No!
Legion : ....and we do still have image data dating back to the dawn of our awakening when the Creators walked upon the home-world without suits....
Tali: I said No!
Legion : We do not understand. Do you not wish for Shepard-commander to see your face?
Tali : I will only say this once. Scan me and I will overload every circuit in you till your core processes  functions at speeds before quantum computing was invented. You'll be the slowest geth model in existence. Do you understand me?
Legion : *looks up, then down and stays silent*
Tali : Good.

Legion: But what if?-
Tali on omni-tool: *click click click*
Legion: *Runs away in a panic*
Shepard on Tali's com: You paged me?
Tali: Just wanted to say I love you.
Shepard: Thanks hun.... why is Legion banging on my door saying 'I'm sorry'?

Oh thats awesome, I hope we can hear her say 'I love you' in ME3

That would be the only way to end the romance.

As long as they don't pull an Aerith on us. I will NOT have her say that only to see her die. 

Modifié par Archonsg, 15 février 2010 - 10:03 .

[Scy Lancer]

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Joker: Did the shtp just feel colder to you EDI?
EDI: The temperature is regul *shorts out*
Joker: EDI are you alright?! What happened?
EDI: *Starts singing show tunes*
Joker: Huh, guess Tali found out.

[danteshepard]

Yionel wrote...

danteshepard wrote...

Aphillio wrote...

Legion: Tali-creator why were you and Shepard-Commander fighting?
Tali: ...What are you talking about?
Legion: We were searching your extranet and we found a vid of you and Shepard-Commander engaging in an act Organics call "wrestling".
Tali: I don't know what you're talki... Joker and EDI are ****ed...

Oh win! I can just imagine the amount of pain they'd be in for
Shepard: Tell you what Joker, I'm a fair man. I'll give you "glances at his omnitool"  a fifteen second headstart before I let Tali do whatever she wants with you.

Joker: Whatever she wants? Wow thats dirty commander but im already with EDI

Tali ****s shotgun
Shepard: Keep digging that grave joker.

[Xandurpein]

There is one thing about Tali that I don't get really. Maybe I misunderstood everything and someone with better knowledge of biology could explain this, but here is how I see it.



Human bacteria doesn't infect Quarians, but they get a dangerous allergic reaction. An allergy, as far as I understand it, is basically when your immune system wrongly identifies a foreign substance as dangerous and starts attacking it. People who grow up in sterile environments (such as a starship I presume) seem more prone to allergies. So far I'm with the story.



But the Quarians are known to have immune systems that accept foreign substances a lot easier than other races. They have a more symbiotic relationship with bacteria. They should not get allergic reactions. And if they did get allergic reactions, then the correct treatment would be anti-histamines, not anti-biotics, wouldn't it? If anyone should take anti-biotics it ought to be Shepard to kill the bacteria that could cause Tali allergic reactions.



Or did I miss something?

[Scy Lancer]

Archonsg wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Yazman wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Legion: Tali-Creator I can help with your problem
Tali : And which problem is that
Legion : I understand you want Shepard-Commander to see your face
Tali: I...what?!
Legion : My optics include a sensor array that can scan and form an image of what is behind your helmet
Tali : No!
Legion : ....and we do still have image data dating back to the dawn of our awakening when the Creators walked upon the home-world without suits....
Tali: I said No!
Legion : We do not understand. Do you not wish for Shepard-commander to see your face?
Tali : I will only say this once. Scan me and I will overload every circuit in you till your core processes  functions at speeds before quantum computing was invented. You'll be the slowest geth model in existence. Do you understand me?
Legion : *looks up, then down and stays silent*
Tali : Good.

Legion: But what if?-
Tali on omni-tool: *click click click*
Legion: *Runs away in a panic*
Shepard on Tali's com: You paged me?
Tali: Just wanted to say I love you.
Shepard: Thanks hun.... why is Legion banging on my door saying 'I'm sorry'?

Oh thats awesome, I hope we can hear her say 'I love you' in ME3

That would be the only way to end the romance.

As long as they don't an Aerith on us. I will NOT have her say that only to see her die. 

... not sure what 'Aerith' thing is. Must be from DA:O. But that would suck if it played out like that.

[Yionel]

Xandurpein wrote...

There is one thing about Tali that I don't get really. Maybe I misunderstood everything and someone with better knowledge of biology could explain this, but here is how I see it.

Human bacteria doesn't infect Quarians, but they get a dangerous allergic reaction. An allergy, as far as I understand it, is basically when your immune system wrongly identifies a foreign substance as dangerous and starts attacking it. People who grow up in sterile environments (such as a starship I presume) seem more prone to allergies. So far I'm with the story.

But the Quarians are known to have immune systems that accept foreign substances a lot easier than other races. They have a more symbiotic relationship with bacteria. They should not get allergic reactions. And if they did get allergic reactions, then the correct treatment would be anti-histamines, not anti-biotics, wouldn't it? If anyone should take anti-biotics it ought to be Shepard to kill the bacteria that could cause Tali allergic reactions.

Or did I miss something?

As Tali said there adaptability is alot weakened since they left the homeworld

[Archonsg]

Scy Lancer wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Yazman wrote...

Scy Lancer wrote...

Archonsg wrote...

Legion: Tali-Creator I can help with your problem
Tali : And which problem is that
Legion : I understand you want Shepard-Commander to see your face
Tali: I...what?!
Legion : My optics include a sensor array that can scan and form an image of what is behind your helmet
Tali : No!
Legion : ....and we do still have image data dating back to the dawn of our awakening when the Creators walked upon the home-world without suits....
Tali: I said No!
Legion : We do not understand. Do you not wish for Shepard-commander to see your face?
Tali : I will only say this once. Scan me and I will overload every circuit in you till your core processes  functions at speeds before quantum computing was invented. You'll be the slowest geth model in existence. Do you understand me?
Legion : *looks up, then down and stays silent*
Tali : Good.

Legion: But what if?-
Tali on omni-tool: *click click click*
Legion: *Runs away in a panic*
Shepard on Tali's com: You paged me?
Tali: Just wanted to say I love you.
Shepard: Thanks hun.... why is Legion banging on my door saying 'I'm sorry'?

Oh thats awesome, I hope we can hear her say 'I love you' in ME3

That would be the only way to end the romance.

As long as they don't an Aerith on us. I will NOT have her say that only to see her die. 

... not sure what 'Aerith' thing is. Must be from DA:O. But that would suck if it played out like that.

Yeeks showing my age here 
Arieth = this www.youtube.com/watch

[darth shango]

 Scy Lancer wrote...

... not sure what 'Aerith' thing is. Must be from DA:O. But that would suck if it played out like that.

Aerith is the love interest from Final Fantasy VII and her death is a classic moment in gaming. 

Modifié par darth shango, 15 février 2010 - 10:10 .