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[MMA7FF]

SteelEagleShane wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

.... SEX WITH SAMARA!!!

i know Tali is great. Tali is a Goddess and craving for Shepard.
but right now i'm speaking about me.

right now... for some reason... i wanna do Samara lol

what's wrong with me? anyone?

She is a cougar.

agreed she says in game shes almost 1000 years old and im pretty sure thats cougar status..

[mothbanquet]

Zekebugs wrote...

ArnoldJR wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Zekebugs wrote...

You know what? I just had a thought. That picture is not of Tali. It's the Quarian in eternity with the stimulator package in her suit. Sooooo no, the picture is not allowed cause it's not of Tali. She is posing for her new Turian lover since she decided to take him up on the offer to see Fleet and Flotilla.

Ouh! Speaking of that Quarian, anyone else think she had a bit of a California "valley girl" accent going on?

I don't really think so, it's an amazingly neutral accent, not even that much Russian compared to some quarians. Can't help but fall in love with it, that's for sure

I didn't notice too much of a difference. Quarian accent, valley girl dialect I think.

I'm in agreement with KFD here.  Sometihng about the way she said "Uh...human?  Private conversation here!"   Expected the next words to be "like, whatEVER!"

[Zekebugs]

Lia'Vael! I loved that little side mission. She is one of my favorite bit players right alongside matriarch Aethyta.

[SerSpiffy]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

.... SEX WITH SAMARA!!!

i know Tali is great. Tali is a Goddess and craving for Shepard.
but right now i'm speaking about me.

right now... for some reason... i wanna do Samara lol

what's wrong with me? anyone?

I'm right there with you, bro. Samara is S-M-O-K-I-N-G! I would like to see her return as a potential love interest in ME3. I'd still go for Tali first and foremost, but Samara is tempting too. Sophistication, martial prowess and screaming hot sex appeal to boot. What's not to like (other than her unforgiving black or white code)?

ahh now i see what the problem is... YOU! I SEE YOU POST ALL THE TIME!!! AND THAT AVATAR IS GIVING ME A SPECTRE

..... you will never see the word Spectre as such ever again.

[mothbanquet]

MMA7FF wrote...

SteelEagleShane wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

.... SEX WITH SAMARA!!!

i know Tali is great. Tali is a Goddess and craving for Shepard.
but right now i'm speaking about me.

right now... for some reason... i wanna do Samara lol

what's wrong with me? anyone?

She is a cougar.

agreed she says in game shes almost 1000 years old and im pretty sure thats cougar status..

Samara is a space MILF

[The_KFD_Case]

mothbanquet wrote...

Phew!  Writing is hard work.

Anyways Tali lovers, I'd like to tell you all of my awesome dream last night.

i found myself in a vast stadium, the eyes of thousands of asari, humans, turians, etc upon me as I gripped my guitar.  To my left, on rhythm, was a turian, his dark face splashed with white and red paint.  To my right, a female quarian on bass, her mouth lamp glowing as she said something to me.  Finally, a salarian was on drums, warming up the crowd with a bit of an impromtu solo.

Then we played out the entirety of Metallica's Orion.     I think I've been getting too much of a good thing these days...

Anyways, anybody else had any ME dreams lately?

Sweet dream, Moth. A Salarian on the drums is a particularly nice touch I find. I don't recall whether I dreamed or not, but hey, if you're ever in the neighbourhood feel free to come have a crack at "Orion" on Guitar Hero 3: Metallica.

[Zekebugs]

mothbanquet wrote...

Zekebugs wrote...

ArnoldJR wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Zekebugs wrote...

You know what? I just had a thought. That picture is not of Tali. It's the Quarian in eternity with the stimulator package in her suit. Sooooo no, the picture is not allowed cause it's not of Tali. She is posing for her new Turian lover since she decided to take him up on the offer to see Fleet and Flotilla.

Ouh! Speaking of that Quarian, anyone else think she had a bit of a California "valley girl" accent going on?

I don't really think so, it's an amazingly neutral accent, not even that much Russian compared to some quarians. Can't help but fall in love with it, that's for sure

I didn't notice too much of a difference. Quarian accent, valley girl dialect I think.

I'm in agreement with KFD here.  Sometihng about the way she said "Uh...human?  Private conversation here!"   Expected the next words to be "like, whatEVER!"

*laughs* Yeah. I think I heard it differently. Like someone with the accent talking like a valley girl. It's probably just me though.

[mothbanquet]

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...
what's wrong with me? anyone?

You need to get laid? 

What means.....laid? 

[The_KFD_Case]

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...
what's wrong with me? anyone?

You need to get laid? 

Jake! Stop tormenting the poor lad.

[Jake71887]

SerSpiffy wrote...

ahh now i see what the problem is... YOU! I SEE YOU POST ALL THE TIME!!! AND THAT AVATAR IS GIVING ME A SPECTRE

..... you will never see the word Spectre as such ever again.

So, it's not really samara driving you crazy.. it's KFD? 

[SteelEagleShane]

mothbanquet wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...
what's wrong with me? anyone?

You need to get laid? 

What means.....laid? 

Like...pipes? Manual labor?

[The_KFD_Case]

SerSpiffy wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

.... SEX WITH SAMARA!!!

i know Tali is great. Tali is a Goddess and craving for Shepard.
but right now i'm speaking about me.

right now... for some reason... i wanna do Samara lol

what's wrong with me? anyone?

I'm right there with you, bro. Samara is S-M-O-K-I-N-G! I would like to see her return as a potential love interest in ME3. I'd still go for Tali first and foremost, but Samara is tempting too. Sophistication, martial prowess and screaming hot sex appeal to boot. What's not to like (other than her unforgiving black or white code)?

ahh now i see what the problem is... YOU! I SEE YOU POST ALL THE TIME!!! AND THAT AVATAR IS GIVING ME A SPECTRE

..... you will never see the word Spectre as such ever again.

The pimp hand of subliminal messages is STRONG!

[ArnoldJR]

mothbanquet wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...
what's wrong with me? anyone?

You need to get laid? 

What means.....laid? 

He means that you have lacked intimate relations with the opposite sex for a while and thus, you need sex to supposedly restore mental health.

I've never understood why that is, personally...

[Jake71887]

SteelEagleShane wrote...


Like...pipes? Manual labor?

It's only labor if you're out of shape... or she's fat... 

[The_KFD_Case]

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

ahh now i see what the problem is... YOU! I SEE YOU POST ALL THE TIME!!! AND THAT AVATAR IS GIVING ME A SPECTRE

..... you will never see the word Spectre as such ever again.

So, it's not really samara driving you crazy.. it's KFD? 

Perfectly understandable. Hey, what can I say? I'm a hot piece of ass.

[mothbanquet]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Phew!  Writing is hard work.

Anyways Tali lovers, I'd like to tell you all of my awesome dream last night.

i found myself in a vast stadium, the eyes of thousands of asari, humans, turians, etc upon me as I gripped my guitar.  To my left, on rhythm, was a turian, his dark face splashed with white and red paint.  To my right, a female quarian on bass, her mouth lamp glowing as she said something to me.  Finally, a salarian was on drums, warming up the crowd with a bit of an impromtu solo.

Then we played out the entirety of Metallica's Orion.     I think I've been getting too much of a good thing these days...

Anyways, anybody else had any ME dreams lately?

Sweet dream, Moth. A Salarian on the drums is a particularly nice touch I find. I don't recall whether I dreamed or not, but hey, if you're ever in the neighbourhood feel free to come have a crack at "Orion" on Guitar Hero 3: Metallica.

You read my mind mate, will have to take up that offer once I get XBL up and running.  I'm glad you appreciate how truly awesome that dream was, though the tarantulas that came after were a little...frightening to say the least.

[The_KFD_Case]

Jake71887 wrote...

SteelEagleShane wrote...


Like...pipes? Manual labor?

It's only labor if you're out of shape... or she's fat... 

lmao!

[Yazman]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

ahh now i see what the problem is... YOU! I SEE YOU POST ALL THE TIME!!! AND THAT AVATAR IS GIVING ME A SPECTRE

..... you will never see the word Spectre as such ever again.

So, it's not really samara driving you crazy.. it's KFD? 

Perfectly understandable. Hey, what can I say? I'm a hot piece of ass.

 you're a funny ****er KFD

[SteelEagleShane]

Jake71887 wrote...

SteelEagleShane wrote...


Like...pipes? Manual labor?

It's only labor if you're out of shape... or she's fat... 

What if she is in shape and you're fat?

Moth- Want secondary character ideas in case we ex out on the initial ideas?

[MMA7FF]

mothbanquet wrote...

MMA7FF wrote...

SteelEagleShane wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...

.... SEX WITH SAMARA!!!

i know Tali is great. Tali is a Goddess and craving for Shepard.
but right now i'm speaking about me.

right now... for some reason... i wanna do Samara lol

what's wrong with me? anyone?

She is a cougar.

agreed she says in game shes almost 1000 years old and im pretty sure thats cougar status..

Samara is a space MILF

haha ya im not saying she isnt attractive and that i didint try to throw a bone her way during the game but she shoots you down anyways : / and its prolly not smart to go after her daughter ya kno with the whole dying in a horrible way thing going on <_<

[mothbanquet]

ArnoldJR wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...
what's wrong with me? anyone?

You need to get laid? 

What means.....laid? 

He means that you have lacked intimate relations with the opposite sex for a while and thus, you need sex to supposedly restore mental health.

I've never understood why that is, personally...

And what is this...sex...you speak of?

[Zekebugs]

ArnoldJR wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

SerSpiffy wrote...
what's wrong with me? anyone?

You need to get laid? 

What means.....laid? 

He means that you have lacked intimate relations with the opposite sex for a while and thus, you need sex to supposedly restore mental health.

I've never understood why that is, personally...

Woah wait. You can do that? Really?

[The_KFD_Case]

mothbanquet wrote...

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Phew!  Writing is hard work.

Anyways Tali lovers, I'd like to tell you all of my awesome dream last night.

i found myself in a vast stadium, the eyes of thousands of asari, humans, turians, etc upon me as I gripped my guitar.  To my left, on rhythm, was a turian, his dark face splashed with white and red paint.  To my right, a female quarian on bass, her mouth lamp glowing as she said something to me.  Finally, a salarian was on drums, warming up the crowd with a bit of an impromtu solo.

Then we played out the entirety of Metallica's Orion.     I think I've been getting too much of a good thing these days...

Anyways, anybody else had any ME dreams lately?

Sweet dream, Moth. A Salarian on the drums is a particularly nice touch I find. I don't recall whether I dreamed or not, but hey, if you're ever in the neighbourhood feel free to come have a crack at "Orion" on Guitar Hero 3: Metallica.

You read my mind mate, will have to take up that offer once I get XBL up and running.  I'm glad you appreciate how truly awesome that dream was, though the tarantulas that came after were a little...frightening to say the least.

Ugh. I don't like spiders. They are free to stay out in the wilderness but my home is a no-go zone.

[SerSpiffy]

The_KFD_Case wrote...

mothbanquet wrote...

Phew!  Writing is hard work.

Anyways Tali lovers, I'd like to tell you all of my awesome dream last night.

i found myself in a vast stadium, the eyes of thousands of asari, humans, turians, etc upon me as I gripped my guitar.  To my left, on rhythm, was a turian, his dark face splashed with white and red paint.  To my right, a female quarian on bass, her mouth lamp glowing as she said something to me.  Finally, a salarian was on drums, warming up the crowd with a bit of an impromtu solo.

Then we played out the entirety of Metallica's Orion.     I think I've been getting too much of a good thing these days...

Anyways, anybody else had any ME dreams lately?

Sweet dream, Moth. A Salarian on the drums is a particularly nice touch I find. I don't recall whether I dreamed or not, but hey, if you're ever in the neighbourhood feel free to come have a crack at "Orion" on Guitar Hero 3: Metallica.

I want a Mass Effect Dream ._.
and no one to wake me up xD

..... inb4 "thats called being dead"

i mean... damnit. :/ i wish we could choose our dreams.... blargh stupid brain. GIMME A MASS EFFECT DREAM TONIGHT OR I'LL KILL YOUR CELLS TOMORROW BY DRINKING!
..... okay maybe not. but STILL DON'T MAKE ME KILL INNOCENT BRAIN CELLS D:< BLARGH!

[Jake71887]

SteelEagleShane wrote...

Jake71887 wrote...

SteelEagleShane wrote...


Like...pipes? Manual labor?

It's only labor if you're out of shape... or she's fat... 

What if she is in shape and you're fat?

Moth- Want secondary character ideas in case we ex out on the initial ideas?

Still be a labor... Take a bit for your blood to be pushed through those blocked arteries. :innocent: