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[vhatever]

Don't forget rorbot lovers. Plenty of humans screw mechanical devices and the like. Where is the homorobotic loving?

[Destructo-Bot]

You realize of course that Humans are a type of animal, being of the Animal Kingdom?

"The biological definition of the word refers to all members of the Kingdom Animalia including humans." Quoth Wikipedia.

So Shepard can in fact, romance animals. Have fun.

Modifié par Destructo-Bot, 07 février 2010 - 10:35 .

[LokiHades]

This thread is made of Winium.

[MoonChildTheUnholy]

I don´t believe this , too funny to be true.

[kusvuari]

I demand Shepherd gets handjobs from a Hanar! (Well, they're kind of like a jellyfish)

[steve1945]

kusvuari wrote...

I demand Shepherd gets handjobs from a Hanar! (Well, they're kind of like a jellyfish)

ITS JUST A BIG SEXY JELLYFISH

[Looy]

In fact just replace all the combat with romance, that's all we care about really.



"The Reapers are coming to oppress our sexualities! We need a plan to stop them!"

"Lets distract them with a cross fetish and species orgy, while Shepard circles around and enters them from behind."

"Good Plan, travel to the four corners of the galaxy and gather a team. You'll need the most depraved and twisted perverts for this mission."



-I can see it now

[tempAE0F]

Mordigan wrote...
Just because she had a threesome, it doesn't mean she's bi.

So let me get this straight. She has sex with a man and woman, yet that doesn't mean she into either sex?

What kind of tortured logic is that?

[metooyou]

I don't know what you people are saying...



They could at least add some fur to the romanceable options and make them cute like ewoks!

Or add some quadrupeds or combine em both like demonstrated here:

[Soruyao]

This topic seemed like it would be flamebait. It turned out to just be silly. Should I be disappointed?

[Mordigan]

tempAE0F wrote...

So let me get this straight. She has sex with a man and woman, yet that doesn't mean she into either sex?

What kind of tortured logic is that?

You must be a sheltered individual.  Just because you're having a threesome, doesn't mean there's sexual contact between all three individuals.

And Suze never said she had sex with them.....only that they wanted her in their bed.

[Nastrod]

So that is why my fish were always dying. I guess I better keep a better eye on my Shep.

Modifié par Nastrod, 07 février 2010 - 12:26 .

[kusvuari]

Soruyao wrote...

This topic seemed like it would be flamebait. It turned out to just be silly. Should I be disappointed?

I was under the impression it was supposed to be like that, OP's post seemed that way to me at least. 

[Soruyao]

kusvuari wrote...

Soruyao wrote...

This topic seemed like it would be flamebait. It turned out to just be silly. Should I be disappointed?

I was under the impression it was supposed to be like that, OP's post seemed that way to me at least. 

True, but I was just going by the title =o

[RampantBeaver]

Can we get some brazilian fart porn into ME3 as well? If it's not there I certainly won't be buying the next installment!

[kusvuari]

Soruyao wrote...

kusvuari wrote...

Soruyao wrote...

This topic seemed like it would be flamebait. It turned out to just be silly. Should I be disappointed?

I was under the impression it was supposed to be like that, OP's post seemed that way to me at least. 

True, but I was just going by the title =o

Well regardless I agree that Shepherd should have an animal companion, Urz the varren perhaps? I was quite disapointed when I attempted to look under him and saw no Varren genitalia and I think Urz should be a romance option. . For scientific reasons. . Of course. . ;3

[Images]

So lemme get this straight. We're actually comparing gay people to those who favour the bizarre and quite questionable act of bestiality? Yeah. Cos thats not insulting or wrong in any way.

And we're actually saying the concept of a gay romance is off the wall and unlikely even though the dialogue for one was recorded and not used in ME1? Okay.

BTW Are we seriously also debating which uglies Jack bumped when having a good ol' threesome?

For the sake of sanity lock this one down mods. We love it when you do sometimes.

Modifié par Images, 07 février 2010 - 01:01 .

[SL22]

This is what we call a troll people.

Not a person who disagrees with you.
Not a person who has a strong opinion about something.

It's this, I've hoped you've finally learned because "troll" gets thrown around here like a football.

[kusvuari]

Images wrote...

So lemme get this straight. We're actually comparing gay people to those who favour the bizarre and quite questionable act of bestiality? Yeah. Cos thats not insulting or wrong in any way. And we're actually saying the concept of a gay romance is off the wall and unlikely even though the dialogue was recorded? Okay. BTW We're also debating which uglies Jack bumped when having a good ol' threesome?

For the sake of sanity lock this one down mods. We love it when you do sometimes.

Don't be calling my love life questionable and bizzare!

On a serious note I think you're reading too much into this thread, as some one that supports the M/M F/F romance options I saw this thread as something to help the tension boil over a bit, I think it was meant to be taken as light hearted, and if not you're just giving some one a laugh by championing for justice, as SL22 put it, a troll.

Regardless I am sorry if any of my comments offended you, or anyone else for that matter but understand I did not mean them to offend anyone. 

[Images]

kusvuari wrote...

Images wrote...

So lemme get this straight. We're actually comparing gay people to those who favour the bizarre and quite questionable act of bestiality? Yeah. Cos thats not insulting or wrong in any way. And we're actually saying the concept of a gay romance is off the wall and unlikely even though the dialogue was recorded? Okay. BTW We're also debating which uglies Jack bumped when having a good ol' threesome?

For the sake of sanity lock this one down mods. We love it when you do sometimes.

Don't be calling my love life questionable and bizzare!

On a serious note I think you're reading too much into this thread, as some one that supports the M/M F/F romance options I saw this thread as something to help the tension boil over a bit, I think it was meant to be taken as light hearted, and if not you're just giving some one a laugh by championing for justice, as SL22 put it, a troll.

Regardless I am sorry if any of my comments offended you, or anyone else for that matter but understand I did not mean them to offend anyone. 

Naah boyo its cool. Didn't offend me personally! My sensibilities maybe but not me. I do get the guy who started the thread did it for ****s and giggles and I do know that the debate on the other thread is getting waaaay too fiery but I think mocking it down before people get more of a response from the devs is a bad move. ME is just a game franchise but on the other hand with all the acclaim its geting it could be THE franchise of our generation and hell we are a gaming generation. I think that this thread could lead to some pretty nasty stuff getting said as it seemed like flamebait to start with. Thus my call for closure.

My thanks to your polite response though.

[JRCHOharry]

RampantBeaver wrote...

Can we get some brazilian fart porn into ME3 as well? If it's not there I certainly won't be buying the next installment!

Yeah! Wheres my goddamn fart porn Bioware!?

[KrizB]

What, no love for the shifty looking Cow?

[metooyou]

Yes... animal companion, I like the sound of that! Call it whatever you like is fine with me... maybe something resembling a goat?

[Stengahpolis]

vhatever wrote...

Don't forget rorbot lovers. Plenty of humans screw mechanical devices and the like. Where is the homorobotic loving?

I demand a romancable Legion!

[kappukiino]

Okey weirdest thread on this forum..



Romance with a horse would be awsm tho, can u imagine one standing in the middle of your cabin when you launch the suicide mission