Pacifien wrote...
Ralph versus the Space Hamster.
Ralph versus the Fishies.
Ralph versus Grunt. Hrm...
No wait, Grunt can't help but appreciate the lethal predator spirit of a cat.
ETA: Ralph ruins an entire day's work of Garrus's calibrations. Jack genuinely smiles while dangling a string for Ralph, only to catch Shepard watching her, so she abruptly changes expressions and growls "**** off!" Ralph runs off with Jessie. Samara encases Ralph in a glowing biotic ball after he keeps sprinting around the observation deck. Kasumi, who everyone thinks would love Ralph, is extremely allergic. Ralph and Thane get into a staring contest. Ralph especially likes Joker, who especially hates Ralph. Ralph is wary of Mordin, who only mutters about possible experimentation scenarios for the cat.
Yeah, stories of Ralph can be quite addictive, I can see.

ralph does not bother going to Jacob

ralph sits on Miranda's perfectly engineered tummy the whole day, causing her to fall behind her paperwork

ralph finds grunts soft spot and he gives ralph a pet name "fuzzy"

ralph finds a home on mordin's shoulder

ralph runs circles frenetically around Samara as she meditates, only to cuddle
up beside her and doze off

EDIT (one more): ralph and Garrus become partners in crime, hatching up schemes on how to bother everyone

I'm a cat lover what can I say? aaaaaand I'll be headin' out.
Modifié par 7Makaveli, 17 mai 2010 - 03:49 .