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[7Makaveli]

NICKjnp wrote...

Hey... check out my signature and where it links to.

I joined XD

[NICKjnp]

AshiraShepard wrote...

1-555?

Where are you living?

I stil giggle btw every time I see that reference. Because I'm twelve =P

In California.  Also... it is a reference to numbers you have to pay to call.  More specifically they are phone sex hotlines.  I got this from the sig of "Morinth".

[Some Dude]

"Goddamn fruits"

That sh*t killed me!

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Flamewielder wrote...

LiquidGrape wrote...

Yeeeeeees?

I never get tired of this one...  Probably because I DID notice how cool Samara looked when I played through it. She's... impossible to ignore... Sorry Zaeed!

Something like that...only, ya know...pertaining to Samara and her awesomeness?

There should be a paragon interrupt that results in this:

Zaeed: Shepard....guddamn woman you listening?

Shepard: Hold on Tali I....I mean Zaeed I...I gonna just...*walks over to Samara*

Samara: *turns and stares at Shepard* Shepard? I really do love this view, would you like to share it with me

Shepard: oooh...*faints*


And a renegade interrupt that results in:

Zaeed: Shepard....guddamn woman you listening?

Shepard: Oh Shut up, Zaeed I gotta do something *walks over to Samara*

Samara: Shepard, I can't stop looking at this view

Shepard: Yeah I know *taps Samara's butt* I gotta GO!

Samara: Shepard!

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 01 juin 2010 - 05:45 .

[Ashira Shepard]

I see >



Btw...I just know - taken out of context anyway - that something is going on here...like a "you're sleeping on the couch" scenario...but words have yet to come to me.

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

I see >

Btw...I just know - taken out of context anyway - that something is going on here...like a "you're sleeping on the couch" scenario...but words have yet to come to me.

Shepard: Samara, I'm so sorry I killed those poor little pyjaks. I didn't know you had a thing for 'em.

Samara: You've disappointed me gravely

Shepard: I know, how can I make this up to you?

Samara: The third oath, it is now reversed, you are to follow my orders and do whatever I tell you for three days. For now, you will sleep over there *points to couch*

Shepard: [to herself] Yes! hehe......I mean [deadpan Hale]NOOOOOOOOOOOO[/deadpan Hale]

hm?

[Ashira Shepard]

XD Thank you Makaveli. You have given me lulz.

[7Makaveli]

*bows*



you know I must say, if that is the moment where Samara tells you about her daughters, your Shepard has a pretty genuine reaction.

[Ashira Shepard]

It is, and thank you ^^



Its at the point where Shepard has the choice to say "Those moments change you."



Always tugs at my heart strings :<



*sniffle*



More humor! I apologize in advance for having on played a femshep to those of you who play malesheps. Makaveli! Work your magic! I want to see if I can confound you XD

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

More humor! I apologize in advance for having on played a femshep to those of you who play malesheps. Makaveli! Work your magic! I want to see if I can confound you XD

I shall never be confounded when it comes to Samara!

*Shepard walks in*

Shepard: You're awake too huh?

Samara: Rest is for the weary, and I am not weary. *turns away* Seeing as how you haven't taken me on a mission in a week <_<

Shepard: [nervous] Oh, well, you know just trying out the new guys hehheehe...

Samara: Of course, I would never suggest you are taking my third oath for granted <_<

Shepard: [anxious] Uhm....I am detecting a hint of sarcasm?

Samara: You would  <_<

Shepard: *sweating* I should go

Samara: Sleep well <_<

[NICKjnp]

yorkj86 wrote...

We exceeded the Jack thread in the number of pages. That thread had caught up for a while, though, to be fair, we did pad the numbers by talking about Asari genetics.

Also, I like this roleplaying.   Pleae, do go on :happy:

I spark controversy....

[Auzden]

Shepard: How are you?



Samara: Perhaps we can talk later, i wish to meditate.



*later in Shepards quarters*

Shepard: Why wont she love me or talk to me wahhahahah :'(

[Auzden]

Samara is sooooooo hottttt

[NICKjnp]

yorkj86 wrote...

As I posted in another thread:

"Imagine watching Paragon Shepard and Judge Dredd fight over Samara.  There's something to make her feel like a Maiden again."

He is Morinth's (and her sisters') father.

[Ashira Shepard]

*ahem* Sorry, went away to swear at the TV (modern warfare 2 multiplayer =P)



Makaveli - you never cease to bring me lulz. Here you go!

[Lord Coake]

Shepard: Did we miss any mercs?

*Blue Suns head asplodes in a flare of electric-blue light*

Samara: No.

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

*ahem* Sorry, went away to swear at the TV (modern warfare 2 multiplayer =P)

Makaveli - you never cease to bring me lulz. Here you go!

YES MA'AM!

Shepard: Samara you're walking too close to me. And what's wrong with Garrus, why is he still on the bridge yelling and pointing his sniper at us?

Samara: oh I uh....I believe I accidently Reaved him, and now he wants to kill us

Shepard: What!? We need him Samara, go fix him

Samara: I'd rather not, it'll wear off *sticks closer*

Shepard: *smells Asari pheromones* You're right, we should probably give him the time he needs, come here you



and with that, I'm off to work! catch yall later

[Ashira Shepard]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

I would like to see a drawing of a group of Asari Justicars together. All of them with different and distinct outfits on. Perhaps even a couple of them with swords and/or heavy weapons.

Like Vibro blades from star wars?

My Talinth use those!

*ahem* For when Makaveli gets back, (although you guys are also welcome to take a shot) - (you may not see much difference but...)
I wish you to link this->



With this->

[Ashira Shepard]

yorkj86 wrote...

Ashira is too cool. Given the none-too-flattering reputation MW2 players have earned for themselves, it's nice to see one can also appreciate a complicated character like Samara.

EDIT: I wish I could play Alpha Protocol, but I have to do this work

I wouldn't know about the none-too-flattering Rep, I assume they're generally total pissants? Wouldn't surprise me.

But thank you for calling me cool And...*hugs York*

Modifié par AshiraShepard, 01 juin 2010 - 08:48 .