The worst part is that we can't tell if they're naive solely because Bioware's writers need them to be for Shepard, his friends, and so that humanity can catch up. I think that even despite the First Contact War, the humans are quickly coming close to snatch the Mary-Sue title from the Asari, from an in-game perspective, and a meta-perspective.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:22
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Internet nerd fight status: Inevitable. Bailing out of this thread for now. 
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:27
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No romance with the Asari councilor= neutral option concerning the council decision.NICKjnp wrote...
JohnnyDollar wrote...
Don't forget the Asari councilor Mak. Who btw is the hottest of them all. She is the queen baby doll, the hot mamma if you will. Prime grada A choice etc....
So your main Shepard saved the council after all then?
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:28
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Pacifien wrote...
Oh don't worry, if me and my Salarian army mean war, you'll know. After we've unleashed a holocaust upon your lands.
That's right, try to punish the wicked, Justicar after we've killed you without warning.
Of course, it gets lonely when there's a ratio of, like, 1 Salarian female to 9 males, so an all-female-like race comes in very handy. So to speak. The Salarians probably thought they had been given heaven when they discovered the Citadel full of blue goddesses very eager to embrace eternity with them.
Intelligence gathered. Asari hotness valuable. War not recommended.
this is what the Salarians said when they first encountered Asari
Hershel: Look Eldis! Asari!! Voluptous, promiscuous, sensuous. They're just perfect
Eldis: OhMyGod
Hershel: What?
Eldis: I think I soiled myself
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:59
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Samara has a lot of abilities that make her fun to have on a mission. She plays well with the game's wacky ragdolls physics.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 05:16
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yorkj86 wrote...
Samara has a lot of abilities that make her fun to have on a mission. She plays well with the game's wacky ragdolls physics.
She plays well with my adepts and vanguards. Heavy reave, singularity and thanes unstable warp (collector problems solved. Spamming area reave (Samara and vanguard Shepard) followed by my lift field and thanes unstable warp (collector problems solved)
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 05:21
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And Reave is pretty OP by itself.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 05:31
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yorkj86 wrote...
And Reave is pretty OP by itself.
Reave is the best bonus power for a vanguard. It's odd how certain bonus/loyalty powers seem to be made for certain classes.
Reave - Vanguard
Warp Ammo - Adept
Energy Drain - Infiltrator
Grenades - Soldier
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 05:54
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Shepard: Wow...she logs off for one night and they degrade into twelve year olds...
Samara: ...I have no words...
*ahem!*
I have returned! =P
Makaveli, you have once again provided lulz. Well done! ^^
Here!
[^the moment Shepard helps her team to stand up after falling from the Terminator fight platforms =P]
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 06:02
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Yeah, I like it when my Shepard helps Samara up at that point. It makes me feel like a bro. Samara is my bro. Bro bro bro bro bro.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 06:05
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And my Shepard thinking..."damnit! I might've gotten away with a kiss out of relief! Curse you galaxy! OH SHI-! SEEKERS!"
Though yes, I very glad she was alright. I flipped out the first time she fell XD
Though yes, I very glad she was alright. I flipped out the first time she fell XD
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 06:30
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*logs on from phone*
For Ashira
Shepard: Alright lets get you up, easy now
Samara: You know, Shepard, much of my life I've been a protector. This may be the first time I've felt....protected
Shepard: aww, well you should get used to it, as ur commander Im sworn to protect you
Samara: *dusts off hands* well not anymore, the mission is done, now we part ways *starts walking away*
Shepard: what? We're just out of the frying pan lady, get back here
Samara: oh sorry, after so much time relying on you Im just yearning to be free. I hope you understand my eagerness *flashes eyes*
Shepard: don't flash those pretty eyes at me.
Samara: wha...i...i wasnt flashing
Shepard: you flashed alrite, we're gonna talk about this on the normandy,you're not goin anywhere for a while
Samara: very well, but for now RUN!
Shepard: SEEKER SWARMS! FUUU-
For Ashira
Shepard: Alright lets get you up, easy now
Samara: You know, Shepard, much of my life I've been a protector. This may be the first time I've felt....protected
Shepard: aww, well you should get used to it, as ur commander Im sworn to protect you
Samara: *dusts off hands* well not anymore, the mission is done, now we part ways *starts walking away*
Shepard: what? We're just out of the frying pan lady, get back here
Samara: oh sorry, after so much time relying on you Im just yearning to be free. I hope you understand my eagerness *flashes eyes*
Shepard: don't flash those pretty eyes at me.
Samara: wha...i...i wasnt flashing
Shepard: you flashed alrite, we're gonna talk about this on the normandy,you're not goin anywhere for a while
Samara: very well, but for now RUN!
Shepard: SEEKER SWARMS! FUUU-
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 03:28
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9 hours since the last post? Samara would expect her fans to be as diligent as she.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 03:37
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9 hours since the last post? Samara would expect her fans to be as diligent as she.
We need material (and I have to get ready for work). Once I get a video capture device that from which I can connect my 360 to my laptop then I will post plenty of pictures of my SuperShep (adept) fighting alongside Wonder Woman (Samara).
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 03:43
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I think Samara would appreciate her fans ruminating on the quality of their posts versus the quantity.yorkj86 wrote...
9 hours since the last post? Samara would expect her fans to be as diligent as she.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 03:56
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Pacifien wrote...
I think Samara would appreciate her fans ruminating on the quality of their posts versus the quantity.yorkj86 wrote...
9 hours since the last post? Samara would expect her fans to be as diligent as she.
But we were all sleeping, not ruminating. Samara doesn't sleep. Everyone sleeps because Samara doesn't have to. Samara doesn't sleep because crime doesn't sleep.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:02
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I dream of JUSTICE!yorkj86 wrote...
But we were all sleeping, not ruminating. Samara doesn't sleep. Everyone sleeps because Samara doesn't have to. Samara doesn't sleep because crime doesn't sleep.Pacifien wrote...
I think Samara would appreciate her fans ruminating on the quality of their posts versus the quantity.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:03
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yorkj86 wrote...
Pacifien wrote...
I think Samara would appreciate her fans ruminating on the quality of their posts versus the quantity.yorkj86 wrote...
9 hours since the last post? Samara would expect her fans to be as diligent as she.
But we were all sleeping, not ruminating. Samara doesn't sleep. Everyone sleeps because Samara doesn't have to. Samara doesn't sleep because crime doesn't sleep.
Samara is Batman? I thought Garrus was Batman.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:06
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Garrus kills. Garrus isn't Batman. Samara kills. Samara isn't Batman. Samara isn't Judge Dredd, though she's close. Judges aren't supposed to kill. Samara is a Justicar. Samara is Samara. Samara is.
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Posté 03 juin 2010 - 04:17
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*hrkgrk*NICKjnp wrote...
Samara is Batman? I thought Garrus was Batman.
I hate the Batman comparison. Frank Miller has ruined Batman for me. Sure, he's what got me to like Batman in the first place, but then he ruined Batman for me and no manner of well written comic books or movies will take away the stain.
