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[Ashira Shepard]

Awh..*hugs Pacifien* And...hmm...which heart-in-the-right-place female Anti-hero can we draw a comparison to? =P Or male...whatever...there aren't many female anti-heroes, which is weird :<



I plan to change that! *dramatic pose*



*ahem* Nicely done Makaveli ^^ *salutes* Good luck! =P

[7Makaveli]

Samara is Dr. Manhattan with bluebs

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Shepard: SOOOO, Samara, what was all that back there on the Collector base...?

Samara: I don't know what you're referring to

Shepard: You know...our little "moment"..when I picked you up

Samara: I've read enough human romance literature to assume you are implying that we had an encounter?

Shepard: *nods* mmhmm mmhmm

Samara: Well you must put it out of your mind, because it was not that at all. I belong to the stars.

Shepard: .....

Samara: ..Shepard?

Shepard: *turns around* I..I...I

Samara: Do you need me for anything else?

Shepard: No..I think I'm just going to crawl into bed in the fetal position and suck my thumb for a while

Samara: Of course.

Shepard: *runs into Port Observation Deck*

Kasumi: Sup, Shepard wha-

Shepard: *shakes fist violently* Damn you stars, DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 03 juin 2010 - 05:08 .

[Ashira Shepard]

LOL!



Damnit! My stomach is hurting! Makaveli, I do believe I love you XD



Have fun!

[Pacifien]

Sepia is not Samara's tone.... Actually, she might look pretty good with the red outfit.

[Ashira Shepard]

I don't know what the hell was going on with that Planet...that's just how the screenshots turned out for some reason o_O

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Jacob: I am so mad at you dad, so very mad

*meanwhile*

Samara: Shepard, this planet is strangely affecting me, I don't feel myself

Shepard: Yea, gives me the creeps, oh and you look wierd, not your usual bubbalicious blue

Samara: Yes, I don't know what is the cause of this, but pretty soon I think I'll be a cheap beige...no offense

Shepard: Quick! Hold your breath!

Samara: Why?

Shepard: Cause then you'll turn back blue silly

Samara: I have no interest in withholding air from myself, you can go away now, stand over there by Jacob

Shepard: Fine <_<, deal with the crazed lunatics right behind you

Samara: Where?

Shepard: OVER THERE!

Samara: *looks*

Shepard: Gotcha!

Samara: ugh...silly child

EDIT: thx to Pac/Ashira convo for inspiration :3

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 03 juin 2010 - 05:32 .

[Ashira Shepard]

Considering 40 is young to Asari, Shepard is only 29 (give or take) XD Chiiild...



*ahem* You don't cease to deliver lulz Makaveli! *hero pose*



More!

[7Makaveli]

^ what level is that Ashira? ^ Collecter Base?

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 03 juin 2010 - 05:43 .

[Ashira Shepard]

Recruiting Tali, just before the blast shutters open to reveal the horde of geth and their big, biotic blasting mech-buddy =P

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

Samara: SOOOO, Shepard, what are we waiting for exactly?

Shepard: You don't know what I know...

Samara: And what do you know, do tell

Shepard: That there is a DEATH HORDE of Geth waiting behind those doors, and they'll blow us away if we don't plan carefully

Samara: How do you know this exactly

Shepard: I've been fighing Death-I mean Geth all my life.....fruedian slip haha

Samara: hohoho good one :happy:

Shepard: But uhm, yea, I've developed a sort of sixth sense for them, I just know they're around see

Samara: Well I don't buy it *opens door*

*fire, explosions, lasers, Kal-Reeger getting shot*

Samara: *shuts door* Ok, you're right, let's plan

Shepard: What did I tell ya? Stick to chasing Ardat Yakshi's

Samara: <_<

[Ashira Shepard]

*snerk* Low-blow Shepard! XD



Have fun!

[Pacifien]

7Makaveli wrote...
*snip*
Shepard: But uhm, yea, I've developed a sort of sixth sense for them, I just know they're around see

Samara: Well I don't buy it *opens door*

More like...

Samara: Is that really a sixth sense or more the fact we've been fighting nothing but geth up until this point and that quarian soldier had told us that he and Tali were surrounded by more?

Shepard: <_< .... Fine!

[7Makaveli]

AshiraShepard wrote...

*snerk* Low-blow Shepard! XD

Have fun!

Too easy Ashira

Samara: I am now sworn to you, and will aid you in any way possible, do not abu-Oh Shepard, I believe your fly is open

Shepard: Oh . Damn, I've embarrased myself haven't I?

Samara: Yes, I have lost some respect for you commander

Shepard: Oh yea? Well...your...your dress is open! Hah :happy:

Samara: This relationship is off to a productive start <_<



XD, I'll be seeing yall later!

[kelmar6821]

[Some Dude]

kelmar6821 wrote...

Shepard: Yo Sam! Pass the joint!

[kelmar6821]

Some Dude wrote...

kelmar6821 wrote...

-snip-

Shepard: Yo Sam! Pass the joint!

Samara: I'm sorry Shepard, but his is no mere joint. Humanity is not ready for the likes of this...

Modifié par kelmar6821, 03 juin 2010 - 10:10 .

[Some Dude]

kelmar6821 wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

kelmar6821 wrote...

-snip-

Shepard: Yo Sam! Pass the joint!

Samara: I'm sorry Shepard, but his is no mere joint. Humanity is not ready for the likes of this...

Shepard: PLZ! Isn't there anything in your Code about sharing dope with somebody?

[NICKjnp]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

kelmar6821 wrote...

Some Dude wrote...

kelmar6821 wrote...

-snip-

Shepard: Yo Sam! Pass the joint!

Samara: I'm sorry Shepard, but his is no mere joint. Humanity is not ready for the likes of this...

Shepard: PLZ! Isn't there anything in your Code about sharing dope with somebody?

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[Jestina]

I just heard a funny with Samara on Tuchanka. Grunt was talking to Wrex about the rite and Samara commented that Grunt was entering maiden stage.