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NICKjnp
Posté 09 juin 2010 - 04:57

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JohnnyDollar wrote...

You guys need to lighten up and have a little fun.  Don't dissapoint me and start acting like some of these other obsessive character thread frequenters.


I just give her chocolate covered strawberries made at the monastery that the Ardat-Yakshi live at... she likes them because two of her daughters live there.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:00

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JohnnyDollar wrote...

You gotta know how to charm em slimgrin. Send me a pm and I'll give you a few pointers.


or call me in... I'm the master of picking on the Tali fans.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:06

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NICKjnp wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

You guys need to lighten up and have a little fun.  Don't dissapoint me and start acting like some of these other obsessive character thread frequenters.


I just give her chocolate covered strawberries made at the monastery that the Ardat-Yakshi live at... she likes them because two of her daughters live there.


Yes remind her of how her one serious attempt to settle down ended. That will win her over.=]

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:08

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kelmar6821 wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

You guys need to lighten up and have a little fun.  Don't dissapoint me and start acting like some of these other obsessive character thread frequenters.


I just give her chocolate covered strawberries made at the monastery that the Ardat-Yakshi live at... she likes them because two of her daughters live there.


Yes remind her of how her one serious attempt to settle down ended. That will win her over.=]


It's the thought that counts... *removed statement*

Modifié par NICKjnp, 09 juin 2010 - 05:09 .

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:20

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NICKjnp wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

You guys need to lighten up and have a little fun.  Don't dissapoint me and start acting like some of these other obsessive character thread frequenters.


I just give her chocolate covered strawberries made at the monastery that the Ardat-Yakshi live at... she likes them because two of her daughters live there.

She would probably slap you for that one.:o

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:21

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It's sleeps time.  -_-  I'll keep working on the quickfics tomorrow.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:22

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I think it's Fallout III time for me.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:24

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JohnnyDollar wrote...

NICKjnp wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

You guys need to lighten up and have a little fun.  Don't dissapoint me and start acting like some of these other obsessive character thread frequenters.


I just give her chocolate covered strawberries made at the monastery that the Ardat-Yakshi live at... she likes them because two of her daughters live there.

She would probably slap you for that one.:o


That's ok.... Joergen Shepard likes the kinky stuff (that is why he almost picked Morinth).

Modifié par NICKjnp, 09 juin 2010 - 05:27 .

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:25

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I think its time for one more post from the Future Samara Thread!

JohnnyDollar said...

where are all my buds? York, Mak, NICK, Kelmar?????


ah screw it I give in

Image IPB
:wub::wub::wub:<3<3:wub::wub:<3<3<3



sorry JD, your future is bleak....:ph34r:

gnite yall! =D

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:29

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7Makaveli wrote...
Image IPB
:wub::wub::wub:<3<3:wub::wub:<3<3<3
You know sometimes I think Samara is real.  I can't stop thinking about her.  I luv the exotic blue goddess.
<3<3<3:wub::wub::wub::wub::wub::wub:

Ok Mak, I think you need to take a break from the game and this thread for a little while. 

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kelmar6821
Posté 09 juin 2010 - 05:46

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http://browse.devian...effect#/d2rewwl

Just something fun.

Miranda, Tali and Samara in human and school girl get up.

Such cute outfits to draw

Mass Effect=Bioware.


#8612
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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 06:05

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Nooooo I lose for my Deadliest Warrior pick Again!!!



But anyway i would hope that we don't replace are thought provoking conversations in this thread with hearts and other emoticons.



Finals tommorow im off early, peace Samaraites.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 03:39

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kelmar6821 wrote...

http://browse.devian...effect#/d2rewwl

Just something fun.
Miranda, Tali and Samara in human and school girl get up.
Such cute outfits to draw
Mass Effect=Bioware.


Asari and hair go together like starving piranhas and a soothing dip in a jacuzzi.  Which one is supposed to be Samara?  The tallest one, on the right?

Modifié par yorkj86, 09 juin 2010 - 03:39 .

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 03:52

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Something I know I had registered when I played ME1, but seem to have forgotten until I was walking around Illium last night -- eyelashes. Why do the asari have eyelashes?

I know the answer is really an aesthetic choice. Looking at someone's eyes without eyelashes, you'd probably think there is something a bit off about her. Same reason probably why they gave Liara eyebrows, it simply gave her a much more human quality.

Make the head fringe thingy much less static and demonstrate it has a lot of variable movement to it. That'll freak some people out.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 04:00

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There is no proper explanation for why the Asari have eyelashes.  They count as hair, and hair is a requisite of being a mammal, and the Asari are mammals or mammal-analogues, so maybe Bioware just wanted to be able to justify themselves. 

Or, maybe they're just sexy blue alien babes, designed in the spirit of Star Trek's female-actress-painted-green-so-clearly-she's-an-alien-and-now-Kirk-will-seduce-her.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 04:18

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I just love trying to come up with something so incredibly not human about all the aliens in Mass Effect. It makes those who choose to romance an alien somewhat uncomfortable.

Kissing an asari is like coating your mouth with syrup, their saliva is that thick. Most humans don't mind because it tastes like maple syrup, too.

Asari have the ability to turn their head near 180 degrees. (Witness Hermia on Illium.) If you call to an asari whose back is turned to you, they can turn their head to look at you without turning the rest of their body.

Asari breasts are like sponges or memory foam. You press your hand against it, it leaves an impression for several moments.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 04:53

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Pacifien wrote...

I just love trying to come up with something so incredibly not human about all the aliens in Mass Effect. It makes those who choose to romance an alien somewhat uncomfortable.
Kissing an asari is like coating your mouth with syrup, their saliva is that thick. Most humans don't mind because it tastes like maple syrup, too.
Asari have the ability to turn their head near 180 degrees. (Witness Hermia on Illium.) If you call to an asari whose back is turned to you, they can turn their head to look at you without turning the rest of their body.
Asari breasts are like sponges or memory foam. You press your hand against it, it leaves an impression for several moments.


Oh, dear, the male syrup saliva one is a bit weird.   Think of the export potential to sexual deviants all over the galaxy.   Factories of Asari spitting in to jugs.  Do not want.  Your idea is creative, though.

I like the head-on-a-swivel idea.  It fits in well the fact that they probably don't have directional hearing as they lack an external ear portion.  They could be very sensitive to sounds of all intensity, but they need to swivel their heads to determine the location of the sound with both their ears and their eyes.  Now that I think of it, Samara has those big eyes.   It would be weird and strangely fitting for a woman as wise as her to swivel her head like an owl to look at Shepard.

Memory foam breasts would make for interesting (bedroom) antics. 

In the past, I've come up with:
*Tickling an Asari can cause involuntary flare-ups of her biotic powers
*When an Asari sneezes, she has the chance to produce a random learned biotic effect
*One month after birth, Asari infants display powerful biotic ability, and are known to float away from their cribs.  To combat this, an Asari mother and her mate design and weave a very fine net that is fastened over the top of the crib.  Some nets are as old as the practice itself.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 08:40

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kelmar6821 wrote...

http://browse.devian...effect#/d2rewwl

Just something fun.
Miranda, Tali and Samara in human and school girl get up.
Such cute outfits to draw
Mass Effect=Bioware.


...it's the same character with different height and clothing! :pinched:

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 10:21

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DirtyVagrant wrote...

kelmar6821 wrote...

http://browse.devian...effect#/d2rewwl

Just something fun.
Miranda, Tali and Samara in human and school girl get up.
Such cute outfits to draw
Mass Effect=Bioware.


...it's the same character with different height and clothing! :pinched:


We would need to see them interacting, at least through speech bubbles, in order for this picture to be anything other than the kawaii-ification of all three characters and the human-ification of Samara.  It is cute, though.

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Posté 09 juin 2010 - 10:32

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yorkj86 wrote...

DirtyVagrant wrote...

kelmar6821 wrote...

http://browse.devian...effect#/d2rewwl

Just something fun.
Miranda, Tali and Samara in human and school girl get up.
Such cute outfits to draw
Mass Effect=Bioware.


...it's the same character with different height and clothing! :pinched:


We would need to see them interacting, at least through speech bubbles, in order for this picture to be anything other than the kawaii-ification of all three characters and the human-ification of Samara.  It is cute, though.


I can't differentiate one character from the other and even then... I dislike "kawaii-ification uguu~"-ing any ME character. Blech!

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Posté 10 juin 2010 - 12:51

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Ok, another monster chapter done 16k words.



http://www.fanfictio..._Saves_the_Hero



So I'm curious about what people think of the plot twist I added in this chapter.

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Posté 10 juin 2010 - 02:29

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i like to pretend alot of things are real. Tali Shepard Samara Miranda Goku Vegeta, being invisible, Firebending, Azula.. all of the avatar charactars. but really Samara as ur neighbor.... Imagine that

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Posté 10 juin 2010 - 05:14

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Samara would execute you for not taking the garbage bin to the curb?

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Posté 10 juin 2010 - 05:19

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I hope that she returns in some capacity as a person who is at peace but far from complacent, because that's what makes her who she is. Perhaps tireless crusades against corrupted states is in her future :)

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Posté 10 juin 2010 - 05:21

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yorkj86 wrote...

Samara would execute you for not taking the garbage bin to the curb?


Yes.. especially if you didn't take the green compost bin down as well.
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