I had the strangest dream I've ever had last night. Of course it involved Mass Effect. Samara had retired from Justicar'ing, and had become a businesswoman. She was married to Michelle Obama (I have no idea, seriously). I met them both in a mall. I then woke up.
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 04:59
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Married to Michelle Obama. Wow. Dat Jaw and Dem Guns...they fight crime!
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 05:11
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Samara: "Shepard, smell my fingers. Don't they smell weird? What do they smell like to you?"AshiraShepard wrote...
Makaveli, I found that second one both creepy and effing hilarious. XD
MOAR! =P
Shepard: "Uh, did you eat something recently?"
Samara: "No, I woke up and they were like that."
Shepard: "Weird."
Samara: "Yeah, I know, right?"
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 06:08
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yorkj86 wrote...
I had the strangest dream I've ever had last night. Of course it involved Mass Effect. Samara had retired from Justicar'ing, and had become a businesswoman. She was married to Michelle Obama (I have no idea, seriously). I met them both in a mall. I then woke up.
York, you dreams both amuse and scare me. But mostly they scare me...And caption was snicker worthy
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 06:12
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Samara is without a doubt the best looking character in the Mass Effect series.
Those eyes...
Those eyes...
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 06:16
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Bhatair wrote...
Samara is without a doubt the best looking character in the Mass Effect series.
Those eyes...
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 06:28
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I was always more attracted to Samara's strong jawline.
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 06:33
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zvbxrpl wrote...
I was always more attracted to Samara's strong jawline.
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 09:23
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The Jackolytes were talking about attempting to contact Jack's voice-actress, Courtenay Taylor, with some of their questions about Jack, the game, Ms. Taylor's involvement in the character, etc.
I wonder if Maggie Baird would respond to some of our questions.
I wonder if Maggie Baird would respond to some of our questions.
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Posté 14 juin 2010 - 10:42
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The Samara & Ralph quickfic is up.
http://social.biowar...7871/blog/5882/
Haha, I liked the ending. Good to see that Ralph decided weightlessness was actually fun.
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 02:16
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yorkj86 wrote...
The Jackolytes were talking about attempting to contact Jack's voice-actress, Courtenay Taylor, with some of their questions about Jack, the game, Ms. Taylor's involvement in the character, etc.
I wonder if Maggie Baird would respond to some of our questions.
Jackolytes? Thats hilarious! And the model for Samara has stunning eyes. Bioware knows how to pick em.
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 03:49
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yorkj86 wrote...
The Samara & Ralph quickfic is up.
http://social.biowar...7871/blog/5882/
I liked it.:happy:
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 03:57
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kelmar6821 wrote...
yorkj86 wrote...
The Samara & Ralph quickfic is up.
http://social.biowar...7871/blog/5882/
I liked it.:happy:
I Concur.
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 04:03
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Samara's track from the ME2 OST was used for part of the new video on the main ME website. I guess that we should be flattered.
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 04:55
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Yeah, it does seem to one of the more popular character themes.
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 06:29
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 06:40
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Lullzification
Shepard: *barges in* Hey Samara! I wanna hear war stories!
Good ones! *sits* GO!
Samara: Ugh, Shepard, I kind of wanted to med-
Shepard: I'll go first......ahem...once upon a time there was a stupid turian spectre who turned rogue, so they made me a spectre so I could kill him...and I DID while also killing an immortal god-machine too!
Samara:....I'm afraid I don't have a war story as epic as that one....<_<
Shepard: You're just saying that to get me to go away, come on, I need something juicy, one involving blood, lust, and explosions!
Samara: hmm............. once upon a time an undead commander asked me for casual sex before going through an unknown relay where I along with a team of misfits dismantled a mortifying base after tearing apart some Collectors. Does that satisfy your requirements?
Shepard: WHOA THAT WAS AWESOME! I can't wait for next time we do this, BYE! *leaves*
Samara: [to herself] there won't be a next time if she asks me for casual sex again....<_<
Shepard: [whispering] Ladies look, an unaware merc waiting behind a fragile wall of glass I wonder what to do? Any ideas?
Kasumi: [whispering] Sneak up to him stealth style, and then at the last moment....shadow strike him :happy:
Shepard: [whispering] whoa that sounds awesome Kasumi. What would you have me do Samara?
Samara: [whispering] I would have you speak to him in a professional but stern manner, then if he does not cooperate...toss him around like a ragdoll and step on his throat
Shepard: [whispering] Whohoho! That sounds awesome too...cotdammit now I can't decide
Samara: Use your judgment wisely Shepard, you don't want to attract too much atten-
Shepard: Hey Merc! THINK FAST *pushes out the window*..... HAHAHAHAHAH He never saw it coming
Kasumi: she kinda followed my advice there, too bad Samara :happy:
Samara: Yes....too bad
Shepard: Hey *burps* are you the Justicator lady? I think I wanna have you on my spaceship thingy so we go through wierd relay thingy that one time
Samara: .....? Uh, I'm afraid I don't follow
Anaya: Oh goddess, um hey Justicar, this is Commander Shepard, I think she wants to recruit you for some mission, but I think she's also an alcoholic
Samara: *walks up to Shepard, holds hand up* How many fingers am I holding up?
Shepard: Wha three, you Turians always have three hehehhehehe
Samara: She seems wise, I will give her the Third Oath of Subsumation
Anaya: Never thought I'd see a Justicar swear an oath to a random drunk person just like that
Samara: Its better than toiling in your station for a day before I have to kill you
Anaya: Fair enough
XD gnite yall!
Shepard: *barges in* Hey Samara! I wanna hear war stories!
Good ones! *sits* GO!Samara: Ugh, Shepard, I kind of wanted to med-
Shepard: I'll go first......ahem...once upon a time there was a stupid turian spectre who turned rogue, so they made me a spectre so I could kill him...and I DID while also killing an immortal god-machine too!
Samara:....I'm afraid I don't have a war story as epic as that one....<_<
Shepard: You're just saying that to get me to go away, come on, I need something juicy, one involving blood, lust, and explosions!
Samara: hmm............. once upon a time an undead commander asked me for casual sex before going through an unknown relay where I along with a team of misfits dismantled a mortifying base after tearing apart some Collectors. Does that satisfy your requirements?
Shepard: WHOA THAT WAS AWESOME!
I can't wait for next time we do this, BYE! *leaves*Samara: [to herself] there won't be a next time if she asks me for casual sex again....<_<
Shepard: [whispering] Ladies look, an unaware merc waiting behind a fragile wall of glass
I wonder what to do? Any ideas?Kasumi: [whispering] Sneak up to him stealth style, and then at the last moment....shadow strike him :happy:
Shepard: [whispering] whoa that sounds awesome Kasumi. What would you have me do Samara?
Samara: [whispering] I would have you speak to him in a professional but stern manner, then if he does not cooperate...toss him around like a ragdoll and step on his throat
Shepard: [whispering] Whohoho! That sounds awesome too...cotdammit now I can't decide
Samara: Use your judgment wisely Shepard, you don't want to attract too much atten-
Shepard: Hey Merc! THINK FAST *pushes out the window*..... HAHAHAHAHAH
He never saw it comingKasumi: she kinda followed my advice there, too bad Samara :happy:
Samara: Yes....too bad
Shepard: Hey *burps* are you the Justicator lady? I think I wanna have you on my spaceship thingy so we go through wierd relay thingy that one time
Samara: .....? Uh, I'm afraid I don't follow
Anaya: Oh goddess, um hey Justicar, this is Commander Shepard, I think she wants to recruit you for some mission, but I think she's also an alcoholic
Samara: *walks up to Shepard, holds hand up* How many fingers am I holding up?
Shepard: Wha three, you Turians always have three hehehhehehe
Samara: She seems wise, I will give her the Third Oath of Subsumation
Anaya: Never thought I'd see a Justicar swear an oath to a random drunk person just like that
Samara: Its better than toiling in your station for a day before I have to kill you
Anaya: Fair enough
XD gnite yall!
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 06:16
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7Makaveli wrote...
Samara: *walks up to Shepard, holds hand up* How many fingers am I holding up?
Shepard: Wha three, you Turians always have three hehehhehehe
Samara: She seems wise, I will give her the Third Oath of Subsumation
This little exchange is priceless.
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 06:37
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7Makaveli wrote...
Samara: *walks up to Shepard, holds hand up* How many fingers am I holding up?
Shepard: Wha three, you Turians always have three hehehhehehe
Samara: She seems wise, I will give her the Third Oath of Subsumation
Is this an Asari "mind-control" joke?
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 09:09
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yorkj86 wrote...
7Makaveli wrote...
Samara: *walks up to Shepard, holds hand up* How many fingers am I holding up?
Shepard: Wha three, you Turians always have three hehehhehehe
Samara: She seems wise, I will give her the Third Oath of Subsumation
Is this an Asari "mind-control" joke?
Drunk joke, usually used to determine someone's drunkeness, whether vision is blurred.
BTW Ashira sorry for making your Shepard an alchoholic and sexoholic :3 hope you still love me tho <3
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Posté 15 juin 2010 - 11:02
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Playing the Overlord DLC right now. I won't spoil anything. A researcher mentions that one of his friends put on spare Geth parts for Halloween and ran around to scare everyone. I would have liked to hear Samara asking what "Halloween" is. But, she said nothing.
