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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 04:38

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Pacifien wrote...

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I would opt to do that...but I would feel like I was bothering her just by standing there >.>

That's why there should have been a way to click on the couch so that Shepard could sit down and read a book quietly.


If Samara handed my Shepard a book of her 5000 sutras..........I would so read it XD


I think it would be interesting if Shepard disperses his some of his squad to different parts across the galaxy to oversee some intel gathering operations on the Reapers. Then we could have missions where we have to go sort of "rescue" them when the base their on gets attacked by some enemy, Though it could get redundant, it would tie up everything to the main story and involve the squad, everyone happy that way? And at that point some would become available to join based on availablity, while the core human members will already be on the squad to being with keeping true to the first two games?

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 04:42

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I think that would work if only some of the characters required a rescue and some met up with you in other ways. Samara finishes her mission and actually comes to Shepard's rescue. Legion, however, runs into trouble and needs rescue. I could let my mind go to town on this, but should probably give it a rest for one day. Will see where my mind takes me on this tomorrow.

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 04:48

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I suppose it wouldn't be all the squadmates that need rescuing, but it is a decent premise for some squadmates like Tali and Legion. Other more combatively capable squadmates like Samara, Jack, and Garrus could simply barge in on some of Shepards missions halfway through and help him out of a jam. Even as a cameo that's a better out then say chewing you out after saving their ass, or better yet, ignoring you for the large part >.>

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 06 juillet 2010 - 04:48 .

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 04:57

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Pacifien wrote...
 Like if you stood around the observation deck long enough, Samara actually starts changing the shape of her biotic meditation ball. Make a comment about the empty void. Comment on Gardner's asari gumbo. Just random things that happen.

That would be a trip if Shep is standing behind her for a couple of minutes, and then all of the sudden Samara hikes her leg and cuts loose some wicked Asari gas.:o

Shepard:  Whoa DUDE!
Samara:  Woops, excuse me.

Modifié par JohnnyDollar, 06 juillet 2010 - 05:06 .

#9530
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:06

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Find Sneeze in the Embrace of the Goddess (A Short Story)

Shepard: AH...AH...AH...ACHOO!

Samara: Goddess bless you

Shepard: Thanks

Fin.

                    (by 7Makaveli)

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 06 juillet 2010 - 05:07 .

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:15

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JohnnyDollar wrote...

Pacifien wrote...
 Like if you stood around the observation deck long enough, Samara actually starts changing the shape of her biotic meditation ball. Make a comment about the empty void. Comment on Gardner's asari gumbo. Just random things that happen.

That would be a trip if Shep is standing behind her for a couple of minutes, and then all of the sudden Samara hikes her leg and cuts loose some wicked Asari gas.:o

Shepard:  Whoa DUDE!
Samara:  Woops, excuse me.


Asari don't toot.   They're all ladies, remember?    Instead, they let off waste-gas as pheromones that smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns.

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:29

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yorkj86 wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Pacifien wrote...
 Like if you stood around the observation deck long enough, Samara actually starts changing the shape of her biotic meditation ball. Make a comment about the empty void. Comment on Gardner's asari gumbo. Just random things that happen.

That would be a trip if Shep is standing behind her for a couple of minutes, and then all of the sudden Samara hikes her leg and cuts loose some wicked Asari gas.:o

Shepard:  Whoa DUDE!
Samara:  Woops, excuse me.


Asari don't toot.   They're all ladies, remember?    Instead, they let off waste-gas as pheromones that smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns.

Maybe that only affects other species and to another asari it is innapropriate to do in public.

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:38

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If smelling like freshly baked cinnamon buns is inappropriate in public, then consider my Asari Fever through and done-for.

Modifié par yorkj86, 06 juillet 2010 - 05:38 .

#9534
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 05:49

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My Dinner With Justicar (A Short Story)

Shepard: Samara, could you pass the salt?

Samara: *biotically lifts salt bottle into Shepard's hands*

Shepard: Thanks

Fin.

                                          (by 7Makaveli)

#9535
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 02:43

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yorkj86 wrote...
Asari don't toot.   They're all ladies, remember?    Instead, they let off waste-gas as pheromones that smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns.

Oh man, imagine walking around Illium and hearing Grunt say "Anyone smell that? Makes me hungry."

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 07:33

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7Makaveli wrote...

My Dinner With Justicar (A Short Story)

Shepard: Samara, could you pass the salt?

Samara: *biotically lifts salt bottle into Shepard's hands*

Shepard: Thanks

Fin.

                                          (by 7Makaveli)


This is more adorable, and makes me laugh more, than it has any right to :D

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 07:46

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AshiraShepard wrote...

7Makaveli wrote...

My Dinner With Justicar (A Short Story)

Shepard: Samara, could you pass the salt?

Samara: *biotically lifts salt bottle into Shepard's hands*

Shepard: Thanks

Fin.

                                          (by 7Makaveli)


This is more adorable, and makes me laugh more, than it has any right to :D


yay! :D  for those of you who are confused, am trying to start writing fanfics and thought might as well start small and do little tidbits of my thoughts on how Samara would behave casually, with a subtle comedic twist

My Dinner With A Justicar Pt.2 (A Short Story)

Shepard: Samara, think fast! *tosses meatball*

Samara: *Biotically guides into mouth* Mhank you *chews*

Shepard: Don't mention it

Fin.
                                                        (by 7Makaveli)

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 07:55

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Lazy Samara is laaaaaaaazy.

#9539
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 07:58

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Remorse Code (A Short Story)

Shepard: Does the Code forbid romantic involvement?

Samara: No. And no.

Shepard: Cool.

Fin.

                                    (by 7Makaveli)

#9540
Ashira Shepard
Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 08:02

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Poor Shepard XD

#9541
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 08:16

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Eater's Digest (A Short Story)

Samara: *flushes toilet, walks out of bathroom*

Shepard: You ok?

Samara: Human food not settling well. *rubs stomach*

Shepard: I should know.

Fin.

                                          (By 7Makaveli)

#9542
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 08:40

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yorkj86 wrote...

JohnnyDollar wrote...

Pacifien wrote...
 Like if you stood around the observation deck long enough, Samara actually starts changing the shape of her biotic meditation ball. Make a comment about the empty void. Comment on Gardner's asari gumbo. Just random things that happen.

That would be a trip if Shep is standing behind her for a couple of minutes, and then all of the sudden Samara hikes her leg and cuts loose some wicked Asari gas.:o

Shepard:  Whoa DUDE!
Samara:  Woops, excuse me.


Asari don't toot.   They're all ladies, remember?    Instead, they let off waste-gas as pheromones that smell like freshly baked cinnamon buns.


"Goddamnit, Samara!  I know a high-fiber diet is healthy and whatnot, but flying all the way to the Citadel to pick up Cinnabon every time I talk to you is seriously cutting into our fuel budget."

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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 08:49

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zvbxrpl wrote...

"Goddamnit, Samara!  I know a high-fiber diet is healthy and whatnot, but flying all the way to the Citadel to pick up Cinnabon every time I talk to you is seriously cutting into our fuel budget."


Standing in line at Cinnabon at the mall, you will never know if the smell is from the Asari standing in front you on line, or if it's from the pastries baking in the ovens.

Just a thought for you to consider.

#9544
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 08:58

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So, can we safely say that Asari flatulence makes more sense than Asari genetics?



Also, relevant comic is relevant: http://questionablec...ew.php?comic=73

#9545
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 09:36

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m'kay one more before I head out...


Just Desserts (A Short Story)

Samara: *biotically floats piece of cinnabon in circles over dinner table*

Shepard: *stares at cinnabon curiously*   o.o

Samara: *guides into mouth, chews*

Fin.

                                      (by 7Makaveli)

#9546
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 09:37

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7Makaveli wrote...
My Dinner With A Justicar Pt.2 (A Short Story)

Shepard: Samara, think fast! *tosses meatball*

Samara: *Biotically guides into mouth* Mhank you *chews*

Shepard: Don't mention it

Fin.
                                                        (by 7Makaveli)

It would be interesting to watch her eat considering she's a biotic. I wonder what is considered appropriate serving sizes for them.

#9547
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Posté 06 juillet 2010 - 11:11

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7Makaveli wrote...

m'kay one more before I head out...


Just Desserts (A Short Story)

Samara: *biotically floats piece of cinnabon in circles over dinner table*

Shepard: *stares at cinnabon curiously*   o.o

Samara: *guides into mouth, chews*

Fin.

                                      (by 7Makaveli)


Wait, so would "Tastes like ass" not be such a bad thing to Asari if Samara is willing to eat cinnamon buns.

(I swear, I'll get bored with this line of humour eventually.  Promise. Posted Image)

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Posté 07 juillet 2010 - 12:52

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Just got Aegis Pack, it's boss. Why didn't they announce it on the forums?

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Posté 07 juillet 2010 - 01:14

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What is the Aegis pack?

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Posté 07 juillet 2010 - 01:15

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BlackMetal wrote...

What is the Aegis pack?

http://social.bioware.com/page/me2-dlc


Helmet - Increases head shot damage by 5%, increases weapon damage by 3%, increases shields by 3%

Chest - Increases melee damage by 10%, increases weapon damage by 5%, increases
shield strength by 3%

Shoulders - Increases shields by 8%, increases melee damage by 10%

Arms - Increases weapon damage by 3%, increases shields by 3%, increases melee damage by 10%

Legs - Increases shields by 8%, increases heavy weapon ammo capacity by 5%

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