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#9801
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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 05:07

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AshiraShepard wrote...

Swimwear Thoughts-> (not at all serious)

Garrus - I can see him in swimming trunks
Tali - some variation of a wetsuit
Miranda - tiny, tiny black bikini (you know it)
Jacob - speedo (MY EYES!)
Zaeed - trunks
Kasumi - ...wetsuit with a hood...?
Legion - scared of water
Mordin - wetsuit
Grunt - trunks
Thane - scared of water
Jack - bikini?

Samara - ???


Before anyone accuses me of being a horny teenager (which is only half true...) these thoughts came to mind because I was messing around in the small swimming pool we have yesterday. The day was warm, and it was the first time I had been swimming at all. I'm usually a fish, but I've not had the chance to swim in a few years.

So while I was messing about, I suddenly started imagining a day at the pool with the ME2 crew =P or a day at the beach, either way XD

*erects shield* Please don't hurt me! :wizard:

I'm game! Posted Image But I figured the swimwear would likely match their likely activity:

Grunt/Wrex: SPEAR FISHING TIGER SHARKS! Posted Image Likely in the nude or with some sort of wetsuit. Krogans love to test their skill!
Thane: Sunning himself on a rock by himself, like a lizard, so trunks or nude. He's still a loner.

The Normandy's beach volley team:
Jacob: bermuda trunks (perhaps red with gold trim)
Kasumi: a sporty bikini (and being an outrageaous tease to Jacob)
Garrus: trunks, definitely blue and silver
Tali: sadly, envirosuit for Tali... unless we're back on the homeworld, in which case I suspect she'll wear as daring a swimsuit as she dares "Just because I can, Shepard".Posted Image

Legion: sporting brand new N7 chest piece, plays umpire to the volleyball game while running ECM/ECCM games with EDI.
Miranda: tiny, tiny black bikini (oh yes...), reviewing technical papers while breaking the hearts of the local beach bums just by lying in the sun (and secretly enjoying it).
Mordin: bermudas, hawaian shirt and straw sun hat (he's like 70 years old in human years, remember?) walking the beach and collecting interesting fauna/sea shells.
Zaeed: tan tropical shirt and shorts, aussie-style hunter's hat, enjoying a cold one with Shepard (and enjoying the view in Miri's general direction)
Jack: cut-off jeans and bikini top, scaring the guys ****less at the local muscle beach (and openly enjoying it)
Samara: a red swimsuit, with "LIFEGUARD" written on it, meditating on top of the lifeguard chair to the sound of crashing surf (Justicars also protect the innocent, remember? And there's little chance of her taing any REAL time off... but she'll secretly enjoy Shepard's admiring stares anywayPosted Image)

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 05:16

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yorkj86 wrote...

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I'm thinking about saving my ME2 disks onto my 360, anyone know if it helps at all?


Helps with what...?

Loading times. I hate the loading screens. I absolutely despise them.

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 05:52

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Flamewielder wrote...

Samara: a red swimsuit, with "LIFEGUARD" written on it, meditating on top of the lifeguard chair to the sound of crashing surf (Justicars also protect the innocent, remember? And there's little chance of her taing any REAL time off... but she'll secretly enjoy Shepard's admiring stares anywayPosted Image)


Damn, a lifeguard suit.  Why didn't I think of that.  Will there also be gratuitous slow-motion shots of her running down the beach?  Also, David Hasselhoff, for some reason?

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 06:41

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yorkj86 wrote...

Flamewielder wrote...

Samara: a red swimsuit, with "LIFEGUARD" written on it, meditating on top of the lifeguard chair to the sound of crashing surf (Justicars also protect the innocent, remember? And there's little chance of her taing any REAL time off... but she'll secretly enjoy Shepard's admiring stares anywayPosted Image)


Damn, a lifeguard suit.  Why didn't I think of that.  Will there also be gratuitous slow-motion shots of her running down the beach?  Also, David Hasselhoff, for some reason?

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 06:44

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Hm...not sure if want. Pretty sure I do.

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 06:53

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yorkj86 wrote...

Hm...not sure if want. Pretty sure I do.

It was originally Pamela Anderson, which was convenient because I didn't have to make the rack any bigger :wizard:

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 07:09

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DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Hm...not sure if want. Pretty sure I do.

It was originally Pamela Anderson, which was convenient because I didn't have to make the rack any bigger :wizard:


But do Commander Shepard and The Hoff possess equal amounts of the Kirk Genes?

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 07:33

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Ugg, Kirk wishes he possess the Shepard gene :)



Shepard > Kirk >>>Hoff

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 07:50

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yorkj86 wrote...

DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Hm...not sure if want. Pretty sure I do.

It was originally Pamela Anderson, which was convenient because I didn't have to make the rack any bigger :wizard:

 

But do Commander Shepard and The Hoff possess equal amounts of the Kirk Genes?

Now I'm going to have to make one of shepard as the hoff. Yay for distractions!

#9810
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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 08:19

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Didn't have time to work really hard on this one... plus it was really hard to find a hoff pick that would work with the sheploo smile. Posted Image

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 09:11

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Default MaleShep really needs to be clean-shaven, "bald spess mahreen" trope be damned. The facial hair just doesn't work in enough instances to look good.

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 09:35

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yorkj86 wrote...

Default MaleShep really needs to be clean-shaven, "bald spess mahreen" trope be damned. The facial hair just doesn't work in enough instances to look good.

Whatever changes are made to default shep, the sheploo smile will make them irrelevant. 

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 09:37

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DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Default MaleShep really needs to be clean-shaven, "bald spess mahreen" trope be damned. The facial hair just doesn't work in enough instances to look good.

Whatever changes are made to default shep, the sheploo smile will make them irrelevant. 


I chalk that up to face-modeling of questionable quality.  Every character has that one scene where the lighting makes them look like crazies and/or gorillas.   I'm sure everyone's seen that one picture of Miranda.

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 09:41

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yorkj86 wrote...

DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Default MaleShep really needs to be clean-shaven, "bald spess mahreen" trope be damned. The facial hair just doesn't work in enough instances to look good.

Whatever changes are made to default shep, the sheploo smile will make them irrelevant. 


I chalk that up to face-modeling of questionable quality.  Every character has that one scene where the lighting makes them look like crazies and/or gorillas.   I'm sure everyone's seen that one picture of Miranda.

That was terrible. Good thing Samara has been perfect 100% of the game :lol:

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:00

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DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Default MaleShep really needs to be clean-shaven, "bald spess mahreen" trope be damned. The facial hair just doesn't work in enough instances to look good.

Whatever changes are made to default shep, the sheploo smile will make them irrelevant. 


I chalk that up to face-modeling of questionable quality.  Every character has that one scene where the lighting makes them look like crazies and/or gorillas.   I'm sure everyone's seen that one picture of Miranda.

That was terrible. Good thing Samara has been perfect 100% of the game :lol:


Yeah, she doesn't have one of those "ugly moments".   I thought she might when it shows her watching Shepard from the shadows in the club on Omega, but it didn't happen.  Good for her.

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:02

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yorkj86 wrote...

DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

DOYOURLABS wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Default MaleShep really needs to be clean-shaven, "bald spess mahreen" trope be damned. The facial hair just doesn't work in enough instances to look good.

Whatever changes are made to default shep, the sheploo smile will make them irrelevant. 


I chalk that up to face-modeling of questionable quality.  Every character has that one scene where the lighting makes them look like crazies and/or gorillas.   I'm sure everyone's seen that one picture of Miranda.

That was terrible. Good thing Samara has been perfect 100% of the game :lol:


Yeah, she doesn't have one of those "ugly moments".   I thought she might when it shows her watching Shepard from the shadows in the club on Omega, but it didn't happen.  Good for her.

The only time she looks somewhat different is when she is approaching morinth, and she looks hotter than normal.

#9817
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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:04

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yorkj86 wrote...

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Samara: a red swimsuit, with "LIFEGUARD" written on it, meditating on top of the lifeguard chair to the sound of crashing surf (Justicars also protect the innocent, remember? And there's little chance of her taing any REAL time off... but she'll secretly enjoy Shepard's admiring stares anywayPosted Image)


Damn, a lifeguard suit.  Why didn't I think of that.  Will there also be gratuitous slow-motion shots of her running down the beach?  Also, David Hasselhoff, for some reason?

GHAAAA!Posted Image

I was actually referring to her sense of duty preventing her from true idleness...Posted Image

#9818
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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:17

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Flamewielder wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Flamewielder wrote...

Samara: a red swimsuit, with "LIFEGUARD" written on it, meditating on top of the lifeguard chair to the sound of crashing surf (Justicars also protect the innocent, remember? And there's little chance of her taing any REAL time off... but she'll secretly enjoy Shepard's admiring stares anywayPosted Image)


Damn, a lifeguard suit.  Why didn't I think of that.  Will there also be gratuitous slow-motion shots of her running down the beach?  Also, David Hasselhoff, for some reason?

GHAAAA!Posted Image

I was actually referring to her sense of duty preventing her from true idleness...Posted Image

It had nothing to do with the fact the red life guard suit looks very similar to the armor Samara wears?

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:21

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Flamewielder wrote...

yorkj86 wrote...

Flamewielder wrote...

Samara: a red swimsuit, with "LIFEGUARD" written on it, meditating on top of the lifeguard chair to the sound of crashing surf (Justicars also protect the innocent, remember? And there's little chance of her taing any REAL time off... but she'll secretly enjoy Shepard's admiring stares anywayPosted Image)


Damn, a lifeguard suit.  Why didn't I think of that.  Will there also be gratuitous slow-motion shots of her running down the beach?  Also, David Hasselhoff, for some reason?

GHAAAA!Posted Image

I was actually referring to her sense of duty preventing her from true idleness...Posted Image


That, too.  Samara would also crush boardwalk-thieves under the heel of her platformed sandals, which she can run in even when on sand.  She has that much skill.

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:32

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*walks in expecting intellectual Samara-romance conversation*

what is this I don't even...*gives in* ....I wonder if Samara would be interested in a game of Biotic Beach Volleyball? :D

Modifié par 7Makaveli, 12 juillet 2010 - 10:32 .

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:36

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7Makaveli wrote...

*walks in expecting intellectual Samara-romance conversation*

what is this I don't even...*gives in* ....I wonder if Samara would be interested in a game of Biotic Beach Volleyball? :D

Dead Or Alive: Mass Effect Beach Volleyball? 

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 10:50

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Oh, dear, I think I remember resolving not to become so...crude with discussion of Samara about 200 pages pack. I am ashamed.  :blush:

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#9823
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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 11:03

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 http://browse.devian...samara#/d2r60nj
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by BadSpot

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 11:06

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DOYOURLABS wrote...

 http://browse.devian...samara#/d2r60nj
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Samara - "Shepard, I believe the fanboys are running amok again"
Shepard - "Don't worry, they usually run out of steam after a page or two..."Posted Image

Modifié par Flamewielder, 12 juillet 2010 - 11:08 .

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Posté 12 juillet 2010 - 11:08

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Flamewielder wrote...

DOYOURLABS wrote...

 http://browse.devian...samara#/d2r60nj
Posted Image
by BadSpot



Samara - "Shepard, I believe the fanboys are running amok again"
Shepard - "Don't worry, they usually run out of steam after a page or two..."Posted Image

Win :wizard:
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