AshiraShepard wrote...
How about every villain from DC and Marvel?
Ebert: "Welcome, dear viewers to another Evening at the Movies with Ebert & T'Soni. I'm Roger Ebert..."
T'Soni: "...and I am Liara T'Soni. Tonight we're reviewing the newest BW release, 'Mass Effect XXXVIII - Wrath of the Justicar'. Roll the clip, Roger..."
(clip starts)
"Hey, where's the Bat?...(SMG firing)Oh ****! It's that Just...(Battle rifle burts) FUUU...(Reave-moaning sounds) Feel the might of Galact...(Cain explosion) Viktor von Doom cannot be...(M-98 20mm impact on metal face mask)...
(clip ends)
Ebert: "Well Liara, I must say that I've not seen many movies like this one... I thought the main character was convincing enough..."
T'Soni: "I know what you mean, Roger. I felt the film suffers from an absence of convincing antagonist"
Ebert: "I know! All you see is a long procession of these ridiculously dressed mooks getting wacked... It feels like watching Steven Seagal working out an hyperadrenal frenzy..."
T'Soni: "And the main character being a Justicar makes the plot outcome predictable..."
Modifié par Flamewielder, 13 octobre 2010 - 12:19 .