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[Mondo47]

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Bah, I was annoyed by how unprofessional she was. Definitely the source of the varren scale itch.

Shepard comes back to his cabin after a tough away-mission...

Shep: (tossing boots across room) Whoooo...

Kelly: Hey! Watch it!

Shep: Whoa! Sorry, Kelly... didn't see you there. What are you doing up here?

Kelly: Oh... I was just feeding your fish. Took me a while to get by your... pet.

Shepard sits on the end of his bed, Urz rests his head on Shepard's lap.

Shep: Hey boy... how you doing? You've not been giving Kelly a hard time, have you?

Urz: (purgles contentedly and smacks his jaws)

Shep: Yeesh... doggie-breath... hold on... have you been eating my peanut butter again, Urz?

Shepard opens his desk-drawer and removes an empty jar.

Shep: I keep that in there for midnight snacks! Damnit, Urz! That's like the fifth jar this month! I swear, one of these days I'm going to figure out how you manage to get the jars open without opposable thumbs. Clever Varren, but you're still a Bad Varren... Bad Varren!

Kelly: Erm... well, you're back now... I should probably be going...

Shep: No treats for you, Urz!

Kelly: ... could use a... shower. We'll talk later, Commander. Bye! (makes a hurried exit)

Shep: She's such a nice girl... you better behave when she comes up to feed the fish, Urz.

Urz: (Urz purgles innocently)

[ObserverStatus]

If I had a Shepard had a Varren, It would probably have to live in the hangar.

[Daewan]

Shepard has a grenade launcher. The varren stays wherever Shepard wants it to stay.

[Ray Joel Oh]

shepard_lives wrote...

Ray Joel Oh wrote...

Bah, I was annoyed by how unprofessional she was. Definitely the source of the varren scale itch.

Why did you find her unprofessional?

Because she's supposed to be the ship's therapist but she talks about wanting to bone every other person I bring on board.  Yeah, casual attitudes about sex are great, but not for that job.

[ObserverStatus]

Daewan wrote...

Shepard has a grenade launcher. The varren stays wherever Shepard wants it to stay.

Gardner: Wait a minute, whats that smell I... Oh hell! Shepard! I'm not cleaning this up!

[Shepard Lives]

Saying that Thane is sexy and Samara is beautiful does not mean she wants to have wild sex with everything on the ship at once (including chairs, guns, the space hamster and Gardner's Asari calamari).  Well, IMO at least.

And about the entire Garrus thing, I suppose one has to be at least somewhat empathic to be a therapist.

[Shepard Lives]

Mondo47 wrote...

Shepard comes back to his cabin after a tough away-mission...

Shep: (tossing boots across room) Whoooo...

Kelly: Hey! Watch it!

Shep: Whoa! Sorry, Kelly... didn't see you there. What are you doing up here?

Kelly: Oh... I was just feeding your fish. Took me a while to get by your... pet.

Shepard sits on the end of his bed, Urz rests his head on Shepard's lap.

Shep: Hey boy... how you doing? You've not been giving Kelly a hard time, have you?

Urz: (purgles contentedly and smacks his jaws)

Shep: Yeesh... doggie-breath... hold on... have you been eating my peanut butter again, Urz?

Shepard opens his desk-drawer and removes an empty jar.

Shep: I keep that in there for midnight snacks! Damnit, Urz! That's like the fifth jar this month! I swear, one of these days I'm going to figure out how you manage to get the jars open without opposable thumbs. Clever Varren, but you're still a Bad Varren... Bad Varren!

Kelly: Erm... well, you're back now... I should probably be going...

Shep: No treats for you, Urz!

Kelly: ... could use a... shower. We'll talk later, Commander. Bye! (makes a hurried exit)

Shep: She's such a nice girl... you better behave when she comes up to feed the fish, Urz.

Urz: (Urz purgles innocently)

Kudos to you sir.

[Shepard Lives]

JohnnyDollar wrote...

I am indifferent as to whether or not Kelly is an LI or not, or any of the LI's for that matter really. Not a game beaker issue for me either way.

You're from the Apathy thread, I take it?