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[DaeJi]

Unfortunately, no. *sigh* Kaidan...

[Taritu]

No.



And I always save Kaidan because he's a more useful squadmate and a better human being than Ash.

[fortunesque]

Jarcander wrote...

I hurt from all the laughing.

So, lets sum it all up: Touching Kaiden's pink armoured ass is only gay if you liked it. I predict Bioware will draw some of these forum rants into humorous background chats for ME3.

Shepard: Alenko. It's good to see you again.
Kaidan: You too, Commander
*they shake hands*
Shepard: So, remember the time I grabbed your ass on Virmire when I saved you?
Kaidan: Not really. My ribs were broken and I had a gunshot wound on my thigh.
Shepard: Well, I just wanted you to know that I call no ******.
Kaidan: Uhm... glad to hear that, Commander

-----

(Shepard and co. enter Anderson's office on the Presidium)
Shepard: Councilor, why is there a picture of Alenko on your desk?
Anderson: There is?
*Kaidan backs away slowly from Anderson*
Shepard: Yes, there is an obvious picture of Kaidan on your desk.
Anderson: I hand picked him for the Normandy's original crew because of his biotic skills. There's no reason why I can't have a picture of him on my desk. I call no ******. Besides *I* didn't grab his ass on Virmire.
Shepard (suddenly frantic): I called no ****** as I picked him up! It's not half as bad as you having a picture of him on your desk!!
*Kaidan runs over to the desk, grabs the picture and throws it like a frisbee across the Presidium*
Kaidan: I'm going to go chat with some women. Goodbye.<_<

[Jarcander]

Lord Shadowsong wrote...

I hope its followed by asari hanar porn games and minature giant hamsters.

Not Elcor? The space hamster (Boo) was a nice touch. I hope it survives to make an appearance in squeal.

[marshalleck]

Shavon wrote...

marshalleck wrote...

Shavon wrote...

 sheepish snip*

Apparently /sarcasm was also required, as the first two allusions to troglodyte behaviors were insufficient for creating the impression that I was mocking the OP

Sry, about that.  Yeah, ahem, I'm just sick of the Kaidan and gay bashing.  Not the best day on the forums.  

That's understandable. I should have anticipated a negative reaction since sarcasm doesn't always translate across the internet.

[Jarcander]

fortunesque wrote...

Kaidan: I'm going to go chat with some women. Goodbye.<_<

There should be a topic for these funny dialogues. :innocent:

[DuffyMJ]

oh man this thread is making me laugh so hard

[marshalleck]

fortunesque wrote...

Shepard: Alenko. It's good to see you again.
Kaidan: You too, Commander
*they shake hands*
Shepard: So, remember the time I grabbed your ass on Virmire when I saved you?
Kaidan: Not really. My ribs were broken and I had a gunshot wound on my thigh.
Shepard: Well, I just wanted you to know that I call no ******.
Kaidan: Uhm... glad to hear that, Commander

-----

Awesome. Hearing Kaidan's voice as I read that made his reaction in the last line hilarious. :happy:

[Borschtbeet]

To all of you people accusing me of being insecure about my sexuality.



First, SCREW YOU!



Second, no I am not insecure about it but I don't like my saving of Kaiden being interpreted as love.

I liked having Kaiden in my party because his personality fits well with a Paragon Shepard.



Me saving his life has nothing to do with me wanting to scrog him. Yet the developers had to make Shepard grab his ass and then talk like two long lost lovers on Horizon.



It was insulting.

[stillnotking]

Borschtbeet wrote...

Only reason I saved him in the first game was because Ashley was talking trash about my buddies Garrus and Wrex so I decided she deserved to die in a nuclear inferno.

When I saved Kaiden, I threw him on my shoulders and if you look real closely it looks like Commander Shepard is touching his ass.  

Then in the second game, I saw Kaiden on Horizon and he was whining about how I didn't call and how he would've followed me to the end.
It didn't make Commander Shepard seem outright gay, but it did seem a little bi-curious.

I would've saved Ashley but her bigotry was pissing me off.  It would've been nice to touch her ass instead though.

I think if that made you feel "a little gay", it might be time to have a long talk with yourself.

Edit: and I am not "accusing" you of anything.  This is serious advice.  It's 2010, it's OK to be gay.

Modifié par stillnotking, 08 février 2010 - 04:18 .

[Borschtbeet]

stillnotking wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

Only reason I saved him in the first game was because Ashley was talking trash about my buddies Garrus and Wrex so I decided she deserved to die in a nuclear inferno.

When I saved Kaiden, I threw him on my shoulders and if you look real closely it looks like Commander Shepard is touching his ass.  

Then in the second game, I saw Kaiden on Horizon and he was whining about how I didn't call and how he would've followed me to the end.
It didn't make Commander Shepard seem outright gay, but it did seem a little bi-curious.

I would've saved Ashley but her bigotry was pissing me off.  It would've been nice to touch her ass instead though.

I think if that made you feel "a little gay", it might be time to have a long talk with yourself.

Edit: and I am not "accusing" you of anything.  This is serious advice.  It's 2010, it's OK to be gay.

But I'm not gay.  I have nothing against gays at all but I don't like how the game treated me like just because I saved Kaiden that we were something more than friends.

[ODST 3]

If I save Ashley, I go for the ass-grabbing scene because it makes Shepard more heroic. When I save Kaidan, I always go for the AA Tower rescue because it looks ridic when Female Shepard lifts Kaidan on her back.

[TheDove]

Cutlass Jack wrote...

Admit it. You're the one who forced him to wear the pink armor in ME2.

[Borschtbeet]

ODST 3 wrote...

If I save Ashley, I go for the ass-grabbing scene because it makes Shepard more heroic. When I save Kaidan, I always go for the AA Tower rescue because it looks ridic when Female Shepard lifts Kaidan on her back.

Yeah, it also looked silly when female Shepard punched Saren.
As if a girl would ever be able to hit a Turian hard enough to do anything but make him laugh.

[SnakeStrike8]

Borschtbeet wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

If I save Ashley, I go for the ass-grabbing scene because it makes Shepard more heroic. When I save Kaidan, I always go for the AA Tower rescue because it looks ridic when Female Shepard lifts Kaidan on her back.

Yeah, it also looked silly when female Shepard punched Saren.
As if a girl would ever be able to hit a Turian hard enough to do anything but make him laugh.

Depends, man. That was a mean punch. With a fist encased in whatever Mass Effect armour is made of. Into an open face. Between the eyes, no less.

[Collider]

LOL yes. When Kaidan was wearing the phoenix armor in the opening scene of ME2 I went wtf.

[ODST 3]

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

If I save Ashley, I go for the ass-grabbing scene because it makes Shepard more heroic. When I save Kaidan, I always go for the AA Tower rescue because it looks ridic when Female Shepard lifts Kaidan on her back.

Yeah, it also looked silly when female Shepard punched Saren.
As if a girl would ever be able to hit a Turian hard enough to do anything but make him laugh.

Depends, man. That was a mean punch. With a fist encased in whatever Mass Effect armour is made of. Into an open face. Between the eyes, no less.

Yeah, she had an armoured fist, she could stun him, I think. Still, lifting Kaidan...

[fortunesque]

ODST 3 wrote...

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

If I save Ashley, I go for the ass-grabbing scene because it makes Shepard more heroic. When I save Kaidan, I always go for the AA Tower rescue because it looks ridic when Female Shepard lifts Kaidan on her back.

Yeah, it also looked silly when female Shepard punched Saren.
As if a girl would ever be able to hit a Turian hard enough to do anything but make him laugh.

Depends, man. That was a mean punch. With a fist encased in whatever Mass Effect armour is made of. Into an open face. Between the eyes, no less.

Yeah, she had an armoured fist, she could stun him, I think. Still, lifting Kaidan...

Motorized joints.

[Borschtbeet]

SnakeStrike8 wrote...

Borschtbeet wrote...

ODST 3 wrote...

If I save Ashley, I go for the ass-grabbing scene because it makes Shepard more heroic. When I save Kaidan, I always go for the AA Tower rescue because it looks ridic when Female Shepard lifts Kaidan on her back.

Yeah, it also looked silly when female Shepard punched Saren.
As if a girl would ever be able to hit a Turian hard enough to do anything but make him laugh.

Depends, man. That was a mean punch. With a fist encased in whatever Mass Effect armour is made of. Into an open face. Between the eyes, no less.

I think the Codex says that Turians are physically stronger than humans which makes sense since Saren picked up Shepard easily with just one hand.  Plus Turians have a hard exo skeleton.  There is no way a girl could hurt Saren with just her fists.
It looks cool when male Shepard does it but just looks funny with female Shepard.

[cpolisch]

fortunesque wrote...

Jarcander wrote...

I hurt from all the laughing.

So, lets sum it all up: Touching Kaiden's pink armoured ass is only gay if you liked it. I predict Bioware will draw some of these forum rants into humorous background chats for ME3.

Shepard: Alenko. It's good to see you again.
Kaidan: You too, Commander
*they shake hands*
Shepard: So, remember the time I grabbed your ass on Virmire when I saved you?
Kaidan: Not really. My ribs were broken and I had a gunshot wound on my thigh.
Shepard: Well, I just wanted you to know that I call no ******.
Kaidan: Uhm... glad to hear that, Commander

-----

(Shepard and co. enter Anderson's office on the Presidium)
Shepard: Councilor, why is there a picture of Alenko on your desk?
Anderson: There is?
*Kaidan backs away slowly from Anderson*
Shepard: Yes, there is an obvious picture of Kaidan on your desk.
Anderson: I hand picked him for the Normandy's original crew because of his biotic skills. There's no reason why I can't have a picture of him on my desk. I call no ******. Besides *I* didn't grab his ass on Virmire.
Shepard (suddenly frantic): I called no ****** as I picked him up! It's not half as bad as you having a picture of him on your desk!!
*Kaidan runs over to the desk, grabs the picture and throws it like a frisbee across the Presidium*
Kaidan: I'm going to go chat with some women. Goodbye.<_<

I am still laughing over this, best. quotes. ever.  I think even if it was a mistake, Kaidan needs to be a squadmate, go into Anderson's office and be like, "Anderson.... what... is.... THAT?"

[Collider]

Let's not get into this. Can of worms. Despite women generally being less physically strong than males (nothing wrong with this), they can still HURT males when punching them. They can catch them off guard. We don't know how much tougher the turian body is. You can stumble back from a punch just out of surprise, after all, Shepard caught Saren off guard.

[yoshibb]

Kurupt87 wrote...

yoshibb wrote...

Kaidan is a whiner? Apparently a male showing any sort of emotion = whining. Garrus is a whiner, too. Always complaining about his dead team. Damnit, get over it man, my mission is more important! [/sarcasm]

He's boring? Apparently not or you people wouldn't have so many stupid things to complain about.

I don't know why I even try though, you'll hate him no matter what I say.

didnt really like either ash or kaiden's characters, but i let kaiden die every time because he annoyed me more, was definitely a whiner. garrus complains about what happened to him too, but he's pissed and is gna do something about it, kaiden just sits there sniffling and blowing his nose.

What? He can't do anything about it. 1) because he doesn't want revenge 2) because he already killed the guy that did everything to him. And what about when Garrus complained about being with C-Sec, rules, and his father? He didn't do anything until Shepard came along and took him away. If Shepard wasn't there, he'd still be sitting around complaining about it in some C-Sec office. And still it was the only thing he talked about on my ship. You don't think that's whining? Not to mention I tried to steer him down a better path and the next game he's right back to complaining about rules and trying to take revenge into his own hands again. Do I hate him for it? No, because he has struggles and faults, and I'm willing to help him since he's a member of my crew.  

How can anything Kaidan said be considered whining? He told you his story because you asked. He didn't ask you to drive back to the base so he could blow it up or something. Cause he doesn't care. He doesn't even have a grudge against Turians for it. He learned from it and moved on, and he's sharing his experience so you don't make the same mistakes. How is that whining at all?  

[Borschtbeet]

Collider wrote...

Let's not get into this. Can of worms. Despite women generally being less physically strong than males (nothing wrong with this), they can still HURT males when punching them. They can catch them off guard. We don't know how much tougher the turian body is. You can stumble back from a punch just out of surprise, after all, Shepard caught Saren off guard.

I still think there is no way a woman could hurt a Turian by just bunching him.

I think for female Shepard they should've had her kicking Saren in the balls.  That would make more sense.

[Collider]

Kaidan doesn't whine. In fact, he makes a point that all that is in his past and he is NOT whining. And he only talks about it if you ask him. He never says anything remotely like "oh boohoo, woe is me." Of course, male players love to rip apart the male lead.