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Poking fun at mass effect 2 flaws.


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Nashiktal

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While browsing kotaku I came upon the comment of a person named jonny sanger, all credit for this comment goes to him. Enjoy.

Mass Effect Kart Racer!



- Make friends (and enemies!) on the plethora of WACKY TRACKS!



- Take in the ENTIRETY of Beautiful Illium, as you speed over balcony, corridor, and then balcony again!



- Gasp in WONDER at the mighty citadel, as you cruise through both a
crummy mall, a parking bay, and that old favourite, a balcony!



- Revel in the RPG-lite elements as 'power-ups' add to your characters arsenal, without stopping the ACTION!



- Find new bonus tracks on other planets using the awesome, realistically pedestrian, TRACK SCANNER!



- Do your best to tire out your rivals, by bombarding them with AWKWARD
SEXUAL ADVANCES! lets see you ride a bike after THAT, missy!



- Have a HOOT with the new form-a-party mode! 50 minutes of populating
the character select screen, followed by 5 awesome minutes of full on
RACING!



- But above all race HARD! driven by the knowledge that you are the
last of your kind, as the lack of children ANYWHERE would suggest.