Speakeasy13 wrote...
Tali? Sexy body? Excuse me since when are backward-bent knees and 3-fingered hands sexy?
Gibsyfuk wrote...
Edje Edgar wrote...
The writers and artists at Bioware have shown their insights into the human/male psyche and created the most disturbing obsession currently known to mankind. The Tali-cult. I can only applaud them for their ruthless abuse of the weakminded.
Consider this, how does one make a pixel-woman loved and covetted by as many people possible? Creating a sexy body is easy to start with, the appreciation of certain features is instinctively present in all of us. Then suit her up in a tight suit to display and enhance these features for maximum effect, all pretty straightforward.
Now the hard part, her face. Faces are the most important means for humans to recognize each other. Our brains automaticly define many different facial attributes. With that many variables what is attractive to one person can be a turn off for the next. The solution: don't reveal it. People will naturally assume she is pretty because they WANT her to be. The mind makes her perfect because there is a lack of conflicting data.
Now to further people's interest, give her an alien and a slightly different or semi-familiar culture. The good old mysterious stranger trick. Let her speak your tongue flawlessly but with a defining accent. She is now familiar enough to be comfortable with but different enough to spark your curiousity, very clever.
Her personality needs to be mellow, so not to offend or annoy people. Strong enough to not make her a doormat. In short, make her average, predictable even. Add a bit of innonence to her personality and make her depend on and trust the main character..
A women with a hot body, a face of your choosing, foreign but no linguistic trouble and a personality that prevents nagging; an illusion of the perfect woman?
Your experiment succeeded, you can dominate the weak by portraying an unachievable but wonderfull reality. Now it's time to kill the monster you created Bioware! Reveal her face in Mass Effect 3, let the cries of anquish and discontent fill these forums. Release the ignorant from the cruel hold of their own fantasy. A fantasy you helped create and only you can destroy!
I beg of you, return to us these forums. No more "I want Tali's babies", "Tali-romance DLC please" or "I will love Tali forever" threads. This soap HAS to end, so we can all get back to murdering synthetics in peace and quiet.
Hey you guys should start a club.
Call it the Minority club, because that's exactly what you are minorities.
If you don't like the "tali love" then gtfo and good riddance.
Speakeasy13 wrote...
Tali? Sexy body? Excuse me since when are backward-bent knees and 3-fingered hands sexy?
planguy wrote...
The hands and legs are different, to be sure, but they aren't disgusting. But yep, it's all about the hips.
Modifié par martythecrow, 12 février 2010 - 07:47 .
planguy wrote...
The hands and legs are different, to be sure, but they aren't disgusting. But yep, it's all about the hips.
RiouHotaru wrote...
What would be the greatest thing ever, was if they revealed her face, and it only strengthens her fandom even more. I mean heck, if Garrus can get half his own face blown and still have an incredibly solid and devoted fanbase who think he's the hottest thing since sliced bread, what makes you think revealing Tali's face will change anything at all?
If anything, giving a cute face will only make them love her more because she'll be shy, self-conscious, and cute to boot, which will make everyone want to hug her.planguy wrote...
RiouHotaru wrote...
What would be the greatest thing ever, was if they revealed her face, and it only strengthens her fandom even more. I mean heck, if Garrus can get half his own face blown and still have an incredibly solid and devoted fanbase who think he's the hottest thing since sliced bread, what makes you think revealing Tali's face will change anything at all?
Yep, they could actually make Tali cthulhu and her fans would still thinks she's cute. Considering the fact that actual Tali's face is pretty much sure to be baseline cute already a face reveal won't kill the obsession.
Funkcase wrote...
Each to there own, but i do wish this little Tali cult wouldnt spam every thread on the forum.
Alfwich wrote...
For all dem Tali LOVERS I found a hidden sexy pic on her omni tool... Enjoy
synergys2k wrote...
What I cannot understand about the Quarians is why in the hell they are wearing their suits on their ships. Tali said that they wear their envirosuits because they have very weak immune systems due to the lack of being around disease/infection/parasites, etc. (Or something along those lines).
Since the ships are so clean and environmentally friendly (apparently cleaner than modern human hospitals), why are they all wearing suits? It makes absolutely no sense to me at all..
Tali also says that babies are put in bubbles after they are born. ....Seriously? You put your babies in bubbles? How the hell are you even having sex in the first place? You can't get out of your suit, but apparently the area surrounding your reproductive organs is very accessible.
Sorry for the rant, but after playing Tali's loyalty mission, this hit me like a semitrailer. I'm a biology major, so I understand how the immune system functions for the most part.
What I'm getting at is their immune systems should have never weakened to the point that they are forced to wear envirosuits. All people carry bacteria, viruses, etc., and immunities to certain diseases, disorders, etc., so for them to have lost all of these just from being on the Flotilla for 300 years makes no sense.
Oh well, do with it what you must.
Edje Edgar wrote...
The writers and artists at Bioware have shown their insights into the human/male psyche and created the most disturbing obsession currently known to mankind. The Tali-cult. I can only applaud them for their ruthless abuse of the weakminded.
Consider this, how does one make a pixel-woman loved and covetted by as many people possible? Creating a sexy body is easy to start with, the appreciation of certain features is instinctively present in all of us. Then suit her up in a tight suit to display and enhance these features for maximum effect, all pretty straightforward.
Now the hard part, her face. Faces are the most important means for humans to recognize each other. Our brains automaticly define many different facial attributes. With that many variables what is attractive to one person can be a turn off for the next. The solution: don't reveal it. People will naturally assume she is pretty because they WANT her to be. The mind makes her perfect because there is a lack of conflicting data.
Now to further people's interest, give her an alien and a slightly different or semi-familiar culture. The good old mysterious stranger trick. Let her speak your tongue flawlessly but with a defining accent. She is now familiar enough to be comfortable with but different enough to spark your curiousity, very clever.
Her personality needs to be mellow, so not to offend or annoy people. Strong enough to not make her a doormat. In short, make her average, predictable even. Add a bit of innonence to her personality and make her depend on and trust the main character..
A women with a hot body, a face of your choosing, foreign but no linguistic trouble and a personality that prevents nagging; an illusion of the perfect woman?
Your experiment succeeded, you can dominate the weak by portraying an unachievable but wonderfull reality. Now it's time to kill the monster you created Bioware! Reveal her face in Mass Effect 3, let the cries of anquish and discontent fill these forums. Release the ignorant from the cruel hold of their own fantasy. A fantasy you helped create and only you can destroy!
I beg of you, return to us these forums. No more "I want Tali's babies", "Tali-romance DLC please" or "I will love Tali forever" threads. This soap HAS to end, so we can all get back to murdering synthetics in peace and quiet.
Speakeasy13 wrote...
Tali? Sexy body? Excuse me since when are backward-bent knees and 3-fingered hands sexy?
The same way weak willed males drool and convet real life women whom they will never meet or ever have..Edje Edgar wrote...
The writers and artists at Bioware have shown their insights into the human/male psyche and created the most disturbing obsession currently known to mankind. The Tali-cult. I can only applaud them for their ruthless abuse of the weakminded.
Consider this, how does one make a pixel-woman loved and covetted by as many people possible? Creating a sexy body is easy to start with, the appreciation of certain features is instinctively present in all of us. Then suit her up in a tight suit to display and enhance these features for maximum effect, all pretty straightforward.
Now the hard part, her face. Faces are the most important means for humans to recognize each other. Our brains automaticly define many different facial attributes. With that many variables what is attractive to one person can be a turn off for the next. The solution: don't reveal it. People will naturally assume she is pretty because they WANT her to be. The mind makes her perfect because there is a lack of conflicting data.
Now to further people's interest, give her an alien and a slightly different or semi-familiar culture. The good old mysterious stranger trick. Let her speak your tongue flawlessly but with a defining accent. She is now familiar enough to be comfortable with but different enough to spark your curiousity, very clever.
Her personality needs to be mellow, so not to offend or annoy people. Strong enough to not make her a doormat. In short, make her average, predictable even. Add a bit of innonence to her personality and make her depend on and trust the main character..
A women with a hot body, a face of your choosing, foreign but no linguistic trouble and a personality that prevents nagging; an illusion of the perfect woman?
Your experiment succeeded, you can dominate the weak by portraying an unachievable but wonderfull reality. Now it's time to kill the monster you created Bioware! Reveal her face in Mass Effect 3, let the cries of anquish and discontent fill these forums. Release the ignorant from the cruel hold of their own fantasy. A fantasy you helped create and only you can destroy!
I beg of you, return to us these forums. No more "I want Tali's babies", "Tali-romance DLC please" or "I will love Tali forever" threads. This soap HAS to end, so we can all get back to murdering synthetics in peace and quiet.
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