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[wulf3n]

if you can draw, or find someone to draw, you should totally start your own line of online comics, funniest s@#t i've read in a long time

[Clive Howlitzer]

Nice.

[jimmyjoefro]

Could be...but they're posted like 2 minutes apart.

[ODST 3]

Shep: "So what's the hurry in getting Oriana to safety?"



Miranda: "I can't let my father do to her what he did to me."



Shep: "Are we talking molestation?"



Miranda: "No, he gave me everything I ever wanted then thought I should meet his expectations."



Shep: "So you kidnapped your sister to protect her from being spoiled?"

[Relinquished2]

From the adventures of Spectre-Commander Gregory House.

[Legion enters the Captain's Cabin. House is setting at his desk.]
Legion: "House-Commander. I am trying to locate creator Tali'zorah."
House: "Well either she's under my desk or she's not here... either way, she's busy."

Modifié par Relinquished2, 10 février 2010 - 05:22 .

[Gabey5]

Random Batarian: "What are you looking at, human?"

Shepard: "Hello. My name is Inigo Shepard. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Random Batarian: "What are you talking about?"

Shepard: "Hello. My name is Inigo Shepard. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

Random Batarian: "Stop saying that!"

Shepard: "Hello! My name is Inigo Shepard! You killed my father! Prepare to die!"

*BLAM*

Random Batarian: "Please stop! I'll do whatever you want!"

Shepard: "Offer me money."

Random Batarian: "Yes!"

Shepard: "Power, too, promise me that."

Random Batarian: "All that I have and more. Please..."

Shepard: "Offer me anything I ask for."

Random Batarian: "Anything you want..."

*BLAM*

Shepard: "I want my father back, you son of a *****."

Garrus: "Wow, Commander, was that really the batarian that killed your father during the raid on the colony you grew up on?"

Shepard: "Eh, maybe, maybe not. C'mon, let's go talk to that batarian over there."

[mjwoltsknar]

Elias: "I ain't telling you anything."
Shepard: *punch*
Elias: "Give up. I ain't talkin'."
Shepard: *tighten fist* *punch*
Elias: "Nope. Nada."
Shepard: *punch*
Elias: "Hit me again, you ****."
Shepard: *punch*
Elias: "I won't say nothin'."
Shepard: *punch*
Elias: "No."
Shepard: *punch*
Elias: "All right, all right! He's after Joram!"
Shepard: *punch*
...

Modifié par mjwoltsknar, 10 février 2010 - 05:22 .

[thethain]

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this store ****ing ROCKS!"



Joker: OK Commander the collector ship is destroyed and were closing on the Collector base.

Shepard: Good we have the weapon upgrade still in place right?

Joker: Yea man we just nailed that collector ship with it! It was awesome.

Shepard: Very well commence bombardment of the station, I am going to nail Kelly while you get that done.

Joker: But, don't you think you should all go in there and fight waves of collectors on foot, and hack thru their base and barely escape when it explodes?

Shepard: Sounds like fun, but really, the base has no defenses and there are no other collector ships, commence fire.

Joker: Well that was kind of a let down of an ending.

[ODST 3]

Batarian Guard: Nobody gets to Aria without getting the scan.



Shepard: I could have just sniped her in the back of the head from across the room.



Batarian Guard: It's to make sure you're really Commander Shepard and not an imposter.



Shepard: Yeah... it's always important to know exactly who just blew your brains out.

[Pocketgb]

This is the best thread ever.

[sniper1250]

thethain wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this store ****ing ROCKS!"

Joker: OK Commander the collector ship is destroyed and were closing on the Collector base.
Shepard: Good we have the weapon upgrade still in place right?
Joker: Yea man we just nailed that collector ship with it! It was awesome.
Shepard: Very well commence bombardment of the station, I am going to nail Kelly while you get that done.
Joker: But, don't you think you should all go in there and fight waves of collectors on foot, and hack thru their base and barely escape when it explodes?
Shepard: Sounds like fun, but really, the base has no defenses and there are no other collector ships, commence fire.
Joker: Well that was kind of a let down of an ending.

This reminds me of a website I can't remember the name up that has a bunch of movie plots solved by one small oversight in the begining. Like in Lord Of the Rings, they rode the giant eagles away from Mordor in the end. Why didn't they just ride the eagles to the mountain in the first place?

[BlindBay7]

love it, keep it up

[Agamemnon2589]

OMG! Stop! Please! You have to stop! I can't breathe! Oh god, I can't stop laughing! XD

[ODST 3]

Joker: "I can still save the Normandy! Just hand me my face mask."



Shepard: "We're in a vacuum and your skin is exposed."



Joker: "I'm very resilient."



Shepard: [flies out into space and dies] "Apparently I'm not."

[jimmyjoefro]

sniper1250 wrote...

thethain wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this store ****ing ROCKS!"

Joker: OK Commander the collector ship is destroyed and were closing on the Collector base.
Shepard: Good we have the weapon upgrade still in place right?
Joker: Yea man we just nailed that collector ship with it! It was awesome.
Shepard: Very well commence bombardment of the station, I am going to nail Kelly while you get that done.
Joker: But, don't you think you should all go in there and fight waves of collectors on foot, and hack thru their base and barely escape when it explodes?
Shepard: Sounds like fun, but really, the base has no defenses and there are no other collector ships, commence fire.
Joker: Well that was kind of a let down of an ending.

This reminds me of a website I can't remember the name up that has a bunch of movie plots solved by one small oversight in the begining. Like in Lord Of the Rings, they rode the giant eagles away from Mordor in the end. Why didn't they just ride the eagles to the mountain in the first place?

Are you thinking of the "How *insert movie* should have ended" videos?  Most of them aren't half as good as these.

Modifié par jimmyjoefro, 10 février 2010 - 05:26 .

[Agamemnon2589]

sniper1250 wrote...

thethain wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this store ****ing ROCKS!"

Joker: OK Commander the collector ship is destroyed and were closing on the Collector base.
Shepard: Good we have the weapon upgrade still in place right?
Joker: Yea man we just nailed that collector ship with it! It was awesome.
Shepard: Very well commence bombardment of the station, I am going to nail Kelly while you get that done.
Joker: But, don't you think you should all go in there and fight waves of collectors on foot, and hack thru their base and barely escape when it explodes?
Shepard: Sounds like fun, but really, the base has no defenses and there are no other collector ships, commence fire.
Joker: Well that was kind of a let down of an ending.

This reminds me of a website I can't remember the name up that has a bunch of movie plots solved by one small oversight in the begining. Like in Lord Of the Rings, they rode the giant eagles away from Mordor in the end. Why didn't they just ride the eagles to the mountain in the first place?

howitshouldhaveended.com

[Semperus]

**Shepard just destroys all the Collectors and preserves the base**

TIM: "Well done Shepard"

Shepard: "I'm done with you"

**Shepard pulls out a gun**

TIM: "What after all I gave you? I brought you back to life!"

Shepard: "Looks like I'm..."

**Puts on Sunglasses**

Shepard: "...assuming direct control"

**Shepard shoots TIM**

YEAAAAAAAAA!!!!

Modifié par Semperus, 10 février 2010 - 05:29 .

[ODST 3]

Wilson: "Bastards got me in the leg!"



Shepard: "Where are they?"



Wilson: "My whimpering scared them off."



Shepard: [uses unity[



Wilson: "Thanks! You saved my life."



Shepard: "I just bandaged your leg."



Jacob: "It's okay, we won't have to put up with him for long."

[sniper1250]

jimmyjoefro wrote...

Are you thinking of the "How *insert movie* should have ended" videos?  Most of them aren't half as good as these.

Yes! That was the name of it. And yes, the LotR one was one of the good ones in my opinion.

[That One Display Name]

haha dude, these are awesome

[Lilitv]

Shepard: *Wakes up with a terrible stomachache* The Mess Sergeant must have forgotten to wash his hands... *Runs to the elevator and goes down to the third level for the restrooms*

*Ten minutes later, Shepard returns to the cabin and decides to check the private terminal when the wall behind slid open to reveal a bathroom*

Shepard: EDI! All this time and you never bothered to tell me I had my own prviate bathroom?!

EDI: You never asked.

[That One Display Name]

sniper1250 wrote...

thethain wrote...

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this store ****ing ROCKS!"

Joker: OK Commander the collector ship is destroyed and were closing on the Collector base.
Shepard: Good we have the weapon upgrade still in place right?
Joker: Yea man we just nailed that collector ship with it! It was awesome.
Shepard: Very well commence bombardment of the station, I am going to nail Kelly while you get that done.
Joker: But, don't you think you should all go in there and fight waves of collectors on foot, and hack thru their base and barely escape when it explodes?
Shepard: Sounds like fun, but really, the base has no defenses and there are no other collector ships, commence fire.
Joker: Well that was kind of a let down of an ending.

This reminds me of a website I can't remember the name up that has a bunch of movie plots solved by one small oversight in the begining. Like in Lord Of the Rings, they rode the giant eagles away from Mordor in the end. Why didn't they just ride the eagles to the mountain in the first place?

hishe!
howitshouldhaveended.com
they have awesome stuff

[ODST 3]

Lilitv wrote...

Shepard: *Wakes up with a terrible stomachache* The Mess Sergeant must have forgotten to wash his hands... *Runs to the elevator and goes down to the third level for the restrooms*

EDI: You never asked.

Ha, I completely missed it my first playthrough.

Jack: "I'm not interested in some dumb ass love affair! It never works and it would be horrible."

Shepard: "You're right. Let's just keep it professional."

Jack: "**** off!"

[EpsilonZem]

Best. Thread. EVER. xD Nice work, OP!

[all the names are gone]

this thread is hilarious.