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[Haasth]

This thread is awesome.

[Fishy]

Kelly :You have unread message at your terminal

Shepard : I really need a password

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Human at Omega : Come on , let me in!!

Shepard : It's can't be the same guy.

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Tali : Shepard's that you?

Shepard :Well i died and was spaced .. Cerberus rebuilt me

Tali :Nice .. It's truly you Shepard

Shepard think :Hmm had not much time to think about it.

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Garrus:I'm busy .. need to caliber

Shepard : FALCON PUNCH

[boardnfool86]

Gabey5 wrote...

Shepard: "So what... would you say... you do here?"
Kelly:"I have a degree in psychology, and I can brief you on the crew. For
example, Jack is a psychopath, and the krogan is very violent."
Shepard: "Yeah, thanks, Sherlock. What else?"
Kelly: "I um... I can tell you when someone on your crew wants to talk to you!"
Shepard: "It's not that big a ship, Kelly, and there's TEN people on the team. Keep trying."
Kelly: "I'll tell you when you get e-mail!"
Shepard:"You're standing next to my computer. The only time I'd hear you is
when I'm on my way to the computer to check my messages. I think I'm
going to have to let you g---"
Kelly: "I'll **** you."
Shepard: "Rock on."

Best quote in this topic... because this is insanely true

[Vorscythe]

Gabey5 wrote...

Ashley: "Heavy resistance at the AA guns! Kirrahe is down! I need support!"
Kaidan: "A geth dropship just landed at the nuke! We're being overwhelmed!"
Ashley: "Forget about me, Commander! The nuke is the priority!"
Kaidan: "I've got the nuke, Gunnery Chief! I can set if off manually! Commander, get to the AA tower!"
Shepard: *private channel to Ashley* "Gunnery Chief... no, Ashley... I'll let everyone know you died a hero. Your name will be cleared. I'll see to it personally the name Williams goes down in history as the Alliance's proudest. I'm sorry."
Ashley: "Give 'em hell, Commander!"
Shepard: *private channgel to Kaidan* "Lieutenant... Kaidan... this is probably the hardest command decision an officer can make. You're an outstanding officer, and more than that, a friend. You've made me proud."
Kaidan: "I understand, Commander. It's been an honor serving with you."
Shepard: *private channel to Joker* "Pick me up between the AA tower and the breeding grounds."
Joker: "Um... OK. *aside* I'm sure the Commander has a plan..."
Shepard: "Go go go!"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shepard: "Woo hoo! 2 for 1

Holy crap, this is so much win. Keep up with teh funnies!

[Fishy]

ODST 3 wrote...

Shepard: Scared, Ms. Lawson?

Miranda: Yeah, kinda. Your eyes are glowing red and your face is torn up like Jake Lamotta's.

Shepard: You sure did a good job putting me back together.

[BramAlam12345]

I laughed for five minutes about the bit about riding an elcor around the presidium. The Reapers are coming! classic. Thanks.

[StaR_JeS]

Moar plz.

[Shepard Lives]

Miranda: So who thinks we should appoint ME as fireteam leader? I have skills, and bewbs. Plus I'm Shepard's second in command.
Shepard: You are?
Jack: No way, cheerleader.
Jacob: We need someone with tech experience to hack the vents. I volunteer.
Shepard: Please explain why. I know door handles that are more technological than you.
Garrus: I am fit to lead the fireteam. The devs said that.
Shepard: Then they were drinking lead paint at that time. You screw up EVERYTHING! Last morning your toothbrush exploded without reason when you picked it up!
Miranda: I wanna lead the fireteam! Waaaaaaaaah!
Jacob: I am sick of Cerberus. I'm gonna become a space Robin Hood!
Grunt: I want to kill stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuufff!
Samara: I would like to make clear that I will not kill that Human-Reaper thing. It is innocent.
Legion: Shepard-Commander. The sock that is on our head has been stolen from your wardrobe. We hope you will forgive us.
Shepard: *abruptly* SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE ON THE WAAAAAAAAAAAAATEEERRRRR! And fire in the skyyyyy. Nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh, nuh-nuh-nuh nuh-nuh...
*squaddies stare at him*
Shepard: ...what? You guys don't like the classics?

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Samara: Stop, Morinth. You ride ends here. You will not kill innocents anymore.
Morinth: Well' I'd like to see you try and stop me, mother! It's all your fault!
Samara: *biotic-throws a book at Morinth*
Morinth: *biotic-throws a lamp at Samara*
Samara:*biotic-throws a table at Morinth*
Morinth: *biotic-throws a fridge at Samara*
Samara: *biotic-throws a door at Morinth*
Morinth: *biotic-throws a random elcor at Samara*
Shepard: I'm standing right here. Why won't anyone help me.

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Shepard: I'm going to dance near you now, and it's okay if you want to think we're dancing together.
...
I think I'm going to disembowel myself for saying that.

[Shades_Shady]

Human Council: The Four Udinas





"UDINA, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!"



"UDINA-"



"THE COUNCIL WON'T-"



"-OUTRAGE"



*Slap fight*



*Anderson arrives and knocks them out with one punch.*

[Shepard Lives]

*The Human-Reaper awakens*

Shepard: Y'know, I hate to be the kind of guy who repeats himself, but... we are gonna need bigger guns.

[Remaix]

shepard_lives wrote...

Samara: Stop, Morinth. You ride ends here. You will not kill innocents anymore.
Morinth: Well' I'd like to see you try and stop me, mother! It's all your fault!
Samara: *biotic-throws a book at Morinth*
Morinth: *biotic-throws a lamp at Samara*
Samara:*biotic-throws a table at Morinth*
Morinth: *biotic-throws a fridge at Samara*
Samara: *biotic-throws a door at Morinth*
Morinth: *biotic-throws a random elcor at Samara*
Shepard: I'm standing right here. Why won't anyone help me.

See, now I imagine what that Elcor would say.

 "With panicked regret: I knew I should have listened to my mother when she said Asari were trouble."

[ODST 3]

Shepard: Sounds like you wanna dissect me in a lab somewhere...

Liara: What? No! I apologize, Shepard. I did not mean to offend you.

Shepard: I was kidding!

Liara: Oh... by the Goddess of course. I am sorry, human interactions often escape me.

Shepard: Well, let's head to Ilos then.

Liara: We can't rush- Ohhh. I am sorry, the joining is exhausting.

Shepard: I get it, you're sorry.

[Fishy]

Shepard :I'm interested in you

Tali :Really .. Oh ahh .. Start to blush..

Shepard : Do you have a Vagina?

Tali : What

[ponozsticka]

Oh God, I haven´t been laughing like this for ages

Modifié par ponozsticka, 10 février 2010 - 05:41 .

[Fulgrim88]

boardnfool86 wrote...

Gabey5 wrote...

Shepard: "So what... would you say... you do here?"
Kelly:"I have a degree in psychology, and I can brief you on the crew. For
example, Jack is a psychopath, and the krogan is very violent."
Shepard: "Yeah, thanks, Sherlock. What else?"
Kelly: "I um... I can tell you when someone on your crew wants to talk to you!"
Shepard: "It's not that big a ship, Kelly, and there's TEN people on the team. Keep trying."
Kelly: "I'll tell you when you get e-mail!"
Shepard:"You're standing next to my computer. The only time I'd hear you is
when I'm on my way to the computer to check my messages. I think I'm
going to have to let you g---"
Kelly: "I'll **** you."
Shepard: "Rock on."

Best quote in this topic... because this is insanely true

Indeed

[masterjedirobyn]

10/10, would read again.



All of this, so true...

[Pannamaslo]

That is awesome! MOAR!



Should be a sticky...

[SuperZombieChow]

This is awesome. Keep the funny coming!

[Gabey5]

The Illusive Man: "There are some who call me... TIM."













" Shepard: "I'm a Spectre. Start talking."

Elias Kelham: "Well I didn't vote for you."

Shepard: "You don't vote for Spectres! The Council decreed it!"

Elias Kelham: "If I went around calling myself above the law, because some holographic aliens told me I was a ghost, they'd put me away!"

FLASHY RED STAR

RIGHT TRIGGER

*smack*

Elias Kelham: "Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" "

[sapphyreelf]

Brilliant. Now my co-workers think I'm insane for all my laughing!

[Gabey5]

Shepard: "Hey everyone! This store discriminates against the poor!"

Random passerby: "It's a store, where money is exchanged for goods. If you can't afford what's in there, you can't really shop there. By definition, any store discriminates against the poor to some degree."

Grunt: Oh no she di'int!!

[Gabey5]

Shepard: "We are here to make the Collectors pay!"
Jacob: *muffled laugh*
Shepard: "They hit us, but we'll hit them back so hard---"
Miranda: *giggle*
Shepard: "We hesitate, we're dead! We second guess ourselves, we---"
Jack: "Bwahahahaha!"
Shepard: "WHAT is so ****in' funny!?"
Jacob: "Sorry Commander... it's just... those goggles..."
Miranda: "You're inspiring, really, we just... hahahahaha!"
Jack: "Those things are hilarious!"
Shepard: "Hey! Focus!"
Jacob: "Commander, you can focus enough for all of us with those things! Hahaha!"
Shepard: "**** you guys, 5% power damage bonus here!" *points at goggles*

[Karlojey]

Suprez30 wrote...

Shepard :I'm interested in you
Tali :Really .. Oh ahh .. Start to blush..
Shepard : Do you have a Vagina?
Tali : What

WTF?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Thumbs up dude!

[Gabey5]

Elcor: "Polite request: Junior, please clean your room."

Young Elcor: "Combative response: No, it is my room. You are not the boss of me."

Elcor: "Adamant assertion: As long as you live in my house, you will do what I say."

Young Elcor: "Angsty reminder: You are not even my real dad."

Elcor: "Angry rejoinder: I pay the mortgage. While you are under my roof, you must comply."

Young Elcor: "Childish complaint: I hate you. Insincere: I'm running away."

[Gabey5]

Ulicus wrote...

Gabey5: Bravo. Just bravo. Pretty much everything you've written has been hilarious.

thanks.