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[Olwaye]

DalishRanger wrote...
Aw, look Olwaye - I think you made a new friend!

Do you think she might want to join the Asschabism school of philosophy ?

[DalishRanger]

Ha! She might, but you'd have to ask Sisi.

[Sisimka]

Olwaye wrote...

DalishRanger wrote...
Aw, look Olwaye - I think you made a new friend!

Do you think she might want to join the Asschabism school of philosophy ?

ROFL, so this wasn't a joke then?

[Olwaye]

Well a good joke can go a long way and who would shunt the only way to reach total ridiculous awsomeness

Plus we've got cool jackets, Pike Twirling on Fridays and chains night on Saturdays

[Sisimka]

*is a little worried about the chains night and doesn't want to admit the pike twirling sounds interesting*



I'll take a jacket though, gets bloody cold up here!



I want a t-shirt that says 'Ridiculously Awesome'. I say it all the time now and I try to sound like Zev when I say it, which considering my Aussie accent is... sad.

[DalishRanger]

Sisimka wrote...
I want a t-shirt that says 'Ridiculously Awesome'. I say it all the time now and I try to sound like Zev when I say it, which considering my Aussie accent is... sad.

Well, Olwaye's also got a Zevran philosophy school going... What did you decide to call that again? I can't remember if you took my "The Way of Ridiculous Awesomeness" suggestion or not.

[Olwaye]

Sisimka wrote...

*is a little worried about the chains night and doesn't want to admit the pike twirling sounds interesting*

It's ok chains night isn't compulsory.

I'll take a jacket though, gets bloody cold up here!

I'll ship you the special great cold, lined with real Oghren facial hair.

DalishRanger wrote...

Well, Olwaye's also got a Zevran philosophy school going... What did you decide to call that again? I can't remember if you took my "The Way of Ridiculous Awesomeness" suggestion or not.

I'm merging both school together under the name Asschabism, and the grand master shall be known as His Ridiculous Awesomeness

Modifié par Olwaye, 28 mars 2010 - 08:57 .

[DalishRanger]

Olwaye wrote...
I'm merging both school together under the name Asschabism, and the grand master shall be known as His Ridiculous Awesomeness

Ah yes, that's right!

[Sisimka]

Olwaye wrote...

I'll ship you the special great cold, lined with real Oghren facial hair.

http://fc03.devianta..._by_Sisimka.jpg

This is how much I love Oghren's hair, took me FOUR hours to colour just the hair, enjoyed EVERY minute of it.  That being said, I'm not sure how much I would like a jacket lined with the stuff... I suppose it would be soft...

Modifié par Sisimka, 28 mars 2010 - 09:12 .

[DalishRanger]

Sisimka wrote...
This is how much I love Oghren's hair, took me FOUR hours to colour just the hair, enjoyed EVERY minute of it.  That being said, I'm not sure how much I would like a jacket lined with the stuff... I suppose it would be soft...

I suppose its softness would depend on how much dried alcohol and various food crumbs were in his beard upon harvesting the hairs.

[Sisimka]

Gross.

[DalishRanger]

Was Oghren ever anything else, whether one likes him or not?

[Sisimka]

I don't think he's gross, I think he's quite charming, but that's my sense of humour. I have the 'spit shine' conversation as my current ringtone.

[DalishRanger]

I think he's gross, but in a charming way. Still gross, however.

[Olwaye]

Mixe up a particular drawing by Aimo, the fact that so many ladies "luv" Bann Teagan and an idiotic self loving rap song by the horrible K-Fed and you got this, enjoy


The name’s Teagan
See me strollin’ from Redcliff to Denerim
Family’s older, money’s bigger
No matter what’s your lifestyle
Mine just is brighter
Bro’ left me his castle and crew
I play with the top cats
The king was my nephew
 
Loghain and the ‘spawns?
Ah! Dead and gone. Me? I still stand!
I’m awesome with a blade
And guess what!
I’m the original Ladies man
So hot I’m smokin’ without a f-a-g
They see me and melt
Little minds starting to race
Witches or warriors, rogues or mages
Humans, elves or dwarves, it doesn’t matter
They all want to play with the Bannhammer!


EDIT : damn politicaly correct forum would not let f-a-g go without a trick

Modifié par Olwaye, 07 avril 2010 - 08:51 .

[Tirigon]

Nice stuff here!

[Olwaye]

Thanks Tirigon, there is so many serious fanfiction out there, I thought a bit of sillyness would be nice.

[Sisimka]

Teagan love, awesome. He's becoming quite the popular guy! And no wonder why, he's the Bannhammer! Love the line: Loghain and the 'spawns? I want to call them 'spawns now.

[DalishRanger]

Whoo! Good to see Ferelden's Flying Circus revived!

[Taiyama]

That was wonderful, Olwaye. I lost at the "Bannhammer" part. :B

[TanithAeyrs]

Olwaye, have you checked out Reuben's Bannhammer pic with the women - it needs a song too.

LOL at your last song.

[Olwaye]

TanithAeyrs wrote...

Olwaye, have you checked out Reuben's Bannhammer pic with the women - it needs a song too.
LOL at your last song.

I've seen Reuben's pic, right after I posted, Aimo one is a little cuter but Reuben got my vote for the most Badass Banhammer

@ DR thanks, this Circus isn't going to die, it's just difficult to come up with something even remotly funny, I envie Sisimka for her unstopable flow of angsty (and sometimes fluffy) story.

[Miri1984]

 Since this is the spoof thread - a little something for the Alistair fangirls. I've been thinking about this for a while (hope you don't mind me posting it here - but I thought it was the right tone for this thread!)

So.. what would happen if all the fanfic and in game Alistairs had a drink in the pub?


Alistair 1 (male PC): *crying into his beer* I don't even get to do it ONCE. Not ONCE! He even gets to do the witch at the end... why don't I get to do the witch?


Alistair 2 (female PC): I get it, but they always cut away from the good bits. Can you believe I've never seen a whole breast? Criminal.


Alistair 3 (bioware forum): Well, I get lots of implied and fade away action. Nothing really exciting. Still, I've got it better than you. *points at male PC Alistair, who is still sobbing*


Alistairs 4 & 5 (ff.net and swooping is bad) : We get tons! And sometimes.. it's kinky!


Alistair 5: *snoring on the floor*


Alistair 2: Who's that?


Alistair 1: Him? He's from the kink meme.

Modifié par Miri1984, 08 avril 2010 - 06:56 .

[Olwaye]

Miri1984 wrote...

 (hope you don't mind me posting it here - but I thought it was the right tone for this thread!)

Not at all, I always intended this to be an open thread, glad to get someone else on board.

Kink-meme Alistair is probably glad to have some rest, he should sent the others time to get is mojo back and heal is bruised skin

Alistair 1 (male PC) definitely got screwed but without the good side of it.

[Miri1984]

I figure he can only escape every now and then and the only thing he wants to do is sleep . Kink Meme Alistair is a VERY busy boy.